02-18-2003, 02:45 AM | #1 |
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Black, White, Hispanic "Clean humor"
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1.Tupac is dead. 2.Gold plating does not make everything better. 3.Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4.O.J. did it 5.Teeth should not be decorated. 6.There are some outfits that hats don’t go with. 7.Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8.Larry Bird could play. 9.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10.Your pastor doesn’t know everything 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1.Elvis is dead. 2.Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket, long pants, and shoes with socks. 3.Jesus was not White. 4.Skinny does not equal sexy. 5.Black folks do tan! 6.N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 7.Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8.Bob Hope has never been funny. 9.In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky Marciano. (So would Muhammad Ali) 10.Money isn’t everything. 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE DON’T ADMIT: 1.Chicken is food, not a roommate 2.Its the Yankees not the Jankees 3.Your country’s flag is not a car decoration 4.If _______(fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful and nice, what are you doing here??? 5.Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family 6.Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement 7.There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo 8.Jesus is not a name for your son 9.Maria is a name but not for every other daughter 10.Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING IS NOT FREE IN AMERICA
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02-18-2003, 04:21 AM | #2 |
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Did you make those up? Either way, very very funny (I'm still too new to internet culture and attached to the English language to use the "phrase" lol). I know it's all jokes, but all GOOD jokes have a smidge of truth to them, so if I may make a few comments:
1) I find it interesting that for my sensibilities at least, none of the lists got actually offensive until the Hispanic one. Why did that seem to cross a line? 2) I'm one white person who does know that Thomas Jefferson had black children, Elvis is dead, Jesus was not white, and Bob Hope has never been funny. And I would never even use N'Sinc and the Jackson Five in the same sentence (excluding this one!). N'Sinc is not even music. |
02-18-2003, 04:28 AM | #3 |
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He-he, those are funny afro-elf. You don't have any punchlines for Asians/Koreans do you?
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02-18-2003, 11:25 PM | #4 |
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Elvis is dead. Anything below 45 degrees is cold; you should be wearing a jacket, long pants, and shoes with socks. Jesus was not White. Skinny does not equal sexy. Black folks do tan! N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. Thomas Jefferson had black children. Bob Hope has never been funny. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky Marciano (so would Muhammad Ali). And . . . money isn’t everything.
Heh, heh, heh . . . I couldn't help myself! *rotfljlafi* Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 02-18-2003 at 11:27 PM. |
02-19-2003, 12:00 AM | #5 |
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Bob Hope cracks me up!
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02-19-2003, 12:18 AM | #6 |
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Since the joke thread has recently resurfaced, I'm going to close this thread.
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