11-09-2006, 04:54 PM | #1 |
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cheezest lines
what's the cheezyest line for you?
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11-09-2006, 05:01 PM | #2 | |
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I've never been a good judge of "Cheesey" but I'd say have to say all the lovey lines between Aragorn and Arwen... Or Aragorn and any lady...
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11-09-2006, 05:40 PM | #3 |
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let's go kill some orc.
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11-09-2006, 11:22 PM | #4 |
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Anything that involved "tossing".
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11-10-2006, 08:34 PM | #6 |
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"Never toss a dwarf" and "Don't tell the Elf"
Omg there are so many cheesy lines. Oh yeah don't forget. "Where is he[Aragorn]?" "He took a little tumble over the cliff" [I think that's how it went]
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11-11-2006, 09:05 AM | #7 |
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I always hated how the scene with Merry and Eowyn killing the WitchKing turned out.
"I am no man!" OMG that line was delivered so stupidly it makes me laugh and then cringe every time.
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11-20-2006, 05:38 AM | #8 |
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"I am no man" is pretty bad, I agree (as well as the fake yell as she stabs him, that made it even worse)
Also, any line delivered by Sam Gamgee in an agitated voice. "That's for my Old Gaffer" comes to mind. If I was driving into four orcs twice my size with what amounted to a dagger, I don't think it would sound quite so pathetic.
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11-22-2006, 11:37 PM | #9 |
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that whole conversation between gimli and Eowyn about dwarf women was the Cheesiest thing i've ever seen.
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12-01-2006, 11:06 AM | #10 |
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Any line from Legolas.
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12-02-2006, 01:55 AM | #11 |
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*chuckle*
"Goblins!" (When it's quite obvious that there's goblins about)
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12-03-2006, 10:18 PM | #12 | |
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12-03-2006, 10:20 PM | #13 |
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Strange...double post.
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01-28-2007, 07:05 AM | #14 |
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Legolas' spectacular state-the-obvious one liners are the cheesiest.
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03-03-2007, 01:34 PM | #15 |
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Gimli's belches and flatulence.
"You never mentioned the child!" The BS with Bilbo telling the hobbit woman how prodigious her uterus was. Denethor's terrible table manners.
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04-03-2007, 09:56 AM | #16 |
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I would say it would be the word, "Run!" When the movie finally gets going it's uttered enough times to turn it into a drinkinking game.
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04-03-2007, 10:05 AM | #17 |
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I'll have to try that, lol.
"Run" doesn't bother me, it's at least relevant.
Both the books and the movie have too much 'gazing into the distance while someone says, yes, all our hopes are with him, now.' @@ |
04-04-2007, 07:06 PM | #18 |
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Legolas and Gimli definitely have the cheesiest lines.
Legolas: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night. Makes me go Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. That's equally cheesy. Gimli [to Legolas]: You could have picked a better spot! Hehe, this is a funny line actually.
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the stars are veiled, yet we can see the stars just fine. b
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