07-04-2006, 02:26 PM | #1 |
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they'll never say that
This is now my 13th new thread, but anyways, this is where you can put stuff down that the characters shouldn't really say (or should say, but differently). for example:
To the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua Hermione: I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world I do magic, it's fantastic Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair A vacation from Muggle situations Ron: Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches Hermione: I'm a hard-working girl In this non-Muggle world I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry Ron: You're a know-it-all girl And I almost could scream Your obsession with homework is scary Hermione: You can laugh At my wa-ays But my O.W.L.S Are better than yours Oo-oo-oo I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world I do magic, it's fantastic Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair A vacation from Muggle situations Ron: Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches Hermione: And the homework! Ron: Spells and flying, Snape defying Hermione: S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.!
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07-04-2006, 07:53 PM | #2 |
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(Harry and voldy are fighting in the graveyard, and after his parents have come out the wand.)
Parents: you must go back to hogwarts, harry H: what if i don't want to? P: what?! H: mum, dad, you don't know what it's like being me. i get stared at and blamed for everything that happens at school. me and dumbledore have a strange relationship because every year, we seem to be spending more and more time together, and he keeps looking at me in a strange way, and it's getting annoying. i think he might be gay. (everything goes silent, and every single person stares at him, and a tumbleweed goes by). H: what?! V: well...yeh. anyways, aren't you supposed to go back, so my plan can fail, and you go back, to foil my plans next year. H: but i don't want to. you obversly don't realize how generally repectitive these endings can get. you set up this elaberate plan to try and kill me, you try to kill me, and i manage to escape from you by lucky coincedence. therefore, i want to join your very cool gang, so i can get my revenge on all those people who blame everything on me. V: errr, no. H: and why not? V: a) because you're way too young to begin to even consider joining and b) you're harry potter, and you're supposed to be the good guy, therefore, no. H: fine, have it your way! (H stomps of to the porkey in a strop, leaving Cedrics body behind, whist everyone else just continues to stare at him).
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07-07-2006, 06:48 PM | #3 |
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(At the end of the 7th book)
Ron: Hermione, i have to tell you something. Hermione: What? R: i love you. H: finally, it's taken you seven f*****g years, but you've finally got there. (They start passionally snogging. Harry is nearby. he suddenly starts crying) R: mate, what's wrong? Ha: it's just so unfair. you've got Hermione, Tonks has got Lupin, Bills got Fleur. Even Snapes got... H: Harry, just calm down. Ha: (shouting) HOW CAN I! I'VE DEFEATED THE BADDEST GUY IN A CENTERY, AND RISKED MY LIFE ALL THE TIME I'VE BEEN AT SCHOOL! PLUS, I'VE LOST THE PEOPLE WHO'VE EVER CARED FOR ME! AND YET, NO-ONES FALLEN FOR ME! R: you've just got to give it time... Ha: IT'S BEEN TWO BLOODY MONTHS! (calming down) there's only one thing i can do. to jump into the viel. at least then, i'll be with people who love and care for me. R+H: Noooooooooo, you can't! (But harry doesn't listern, as he runs to the viel room. once there, he runs straight in and dies instantly).
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07-07-2006, 08:11 PM | #4 |
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wow, not mocking, more pitying, this is sad. no one else has come here...*tear*...a shame indeed...i'll think of something soon...
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07-08-2006, 01:07 PM | #5 |
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Voldemorts song of his life:
I will not make the same mistakes that you did mum, I will let myself cause others so much misery, I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard, I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far. Because of you, I stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the rough side, So I can't get hurt. Because of you, I find it hard to trust, Not only me, but everyone around me. Because of you, I am secretly afraid, I never lose my way, And it's not too long before someone points it out, I cannot cry, Because I know that's weakness in anybodys eyes I'm forced to fake, a plan , a decent idea, Every year of my life, My soul can't possibly break, When it wasn't even whole to start with. Because of you, I stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the rough side, So I can't get hurt. Because of you, I find it hard to trust, Not only me, but everyone around me. Because of you, I am secretly afraid. I watched lily die, I heard harry cry, Every night in harry's sleep, I was so old, He should've known better than to connect to me. I never thought of anyone else, I just saw my pain, And now I cry secrectly, In the middle of the night, For the same damn thing, That dam profecy. Because of you, I stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the rough side, So I don't get hurt. Because of you, I tried my hardest just to forget everything. Because of you, I don't know how to let anyone else in. Because of you, I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty. Because of you, I am secrectly afraid. Because of you. Because of you.
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07-08-2006, 03:41 PM | #6 |
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DD:so, Harry, for todays lesson...why don't you come stand over here...face the other way...ok...stand very still...EXPELLIARMUS!!!
ah, time now for an old man to be very happy...
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07-17-2006, 09:42 AM | #7 |
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Voldemort's Lament
To the tune of American Pie by Don McLean (slowly, with great melancholy) A long, long time ago, I found James and Lily Potter And their new born babe. And after I’d had time to boast, The elder Potters both were toast And then I thought I’d take some time to gloat. But then I turned my wand on Harry And probably looked really scary Said my incantation, and met with devastation. Then Hagrid took the boy away To his Aunt and Uncle's house to stay And me, well I just slinked away, The day that Harry lived. So why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Someday that little freak’s gonna fry! (faster tempo) So first off I found this guy, In Transylvania, on the sly, Bent him to my evil will. Then we went back to Hogwarts school, Where my man Quirrel played the fool, And Dumbledore, he didn’t have a clue! Oh, but when the Sorc’rer’s Stone was found, That Harry brat came pokin’ round He kicked old Quirrel’s ass, How long will that Lily’s spell last?! I was a formless blob of floating muck, Not much more than fumes from a pickup truck, And I knew I was out of luck, The day that Harry lived. I started singin’ Why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Someday that little freak’s gonna fry! So a year passed and the Malfoy clan They came up with a nifty plan For a diary; a younger, hotter me. Old Lucius planted it with Ginny’s books As he and Art exchanged dirty looks Then the Chamber opened and the Basilisk was free Oh, and chaos gripped that little school, But once again the Fates were cruel Old Harry wasn’t beat Even poisoned he kept his feet For in Dumbledore the twit did trust, And killed my book with a single thrust While I was moaning in disgust The day that Harry lived. I started singin’ Why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Whirling, twirling, through the story’s curvings, Avoiding still all his just deservings, Harry wouldn’t kick the can! But with Sirius out of Azkaban Dementors swarmed the school to find their man And our hero found a weakness at last Now, the end was not a total loss, ‘Cause old Pettigrew, he found his boss. Came running back to me, Oh, and fell on bended knee! So the prophecy was coming true at last And soon the flags would hang at half-mast And someday I’d look back and laugh: The day that Harry lived Yet still I’m singin’ Why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Well it’s been a depressing climb, With three years lost to a waste of time And no time left to start again. So come on Harry Potter play the game We’ll get the Goblet to spit out your name And if the challenges don’t kill you, I sure will Well, long tale short, he took the bait, And came at last to face his Fate And in that scary hell, I fin’lly broke his spell! And yet again I was compelled to lose this fight, And Potter escaped into the night And I could only rave and curse in spite The day that Harry lived I started singin’ Why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Someday that little freak’s gonna fry! (slowly again, as in first verse) Why won’t this cycle ever end? Will my shattered ego never mend? Or is this just the way it goes? I guess one day the end I’ll see, When it comes down just to him and me But until then what’s the story gonna be? For in the streets they laud his name, They sing his praises and shout my shame And amid all that is spoken, My confidence is broken! And the destiny that I’ll always dread, I’ll never see that brat Harry dead Is always there inside my head? Each time that Harry lives. And I’ll be singin’ Why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! Someday that little freak’s gonna fry! I’ll be singin’ Why, why won’t this Potter shmuck die? How’s a four-eyed little nitwit Make this Evil Lord cry? I swear sometimes I wonder why I still try, But someday that little freak’s gonna fry! (this post, plus first one taken from bottom link below)
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07-17-2006, 10:24 AM | #8 |
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(Trio are on their way to finding the remaining Horcruxes. Suddenly, from behind a bush...)
Dumbledore: Booooo!!! (Trio scream loudly whilst DD laughs) DD: Did i scare you? Hermione (shouting): YES! Ron: Y-y-you're alive. (He faints from shock) Harry (totally ignoring him): I thought you were dead, killed by Snape. How did you survive, and weren't you burried in a tomb? DD: I survived because i stuffed Fawks down the front of my robes when you were gone for those five minutes before we set out. He absorbed the spell for me, but the force of impact blew me of the tower. I was knocked unconsious by the impact, and that's how everyone found me, but for some strange reason, they didn't notice my Phoenix. So i let it out for a bit, let him strech his wings. i then made him sing my death lament, to help let the overall story flow, then he flew back into my robes. I was unconsious until the time they put me in the tomb. When i woke, Fawks only had to have a burning day didn't he, so i produced a Patronus, in the hope that someone would notice. Luckly, MacGonagall did, and she let me out, and led me to Poppy, who cured me of my burns. (Ha and H stare at him, and then H asks): Ha: Why the bloody hell did you stuff a Pheonix up your robes, and what about the potion? DD: Well, when you don't know what you'll be facing, you want to be prepared, don't you. As for the potion, it's a Draft of Mental Pain, that forces the drinker to revive their worse memories, but as you stop, so do the painful memories. So no harm done all in all. But H had a more pressing issue on his mind. H: Is Snape evil? Because i believe he is, despite what everyone else says. DD: Unfortunatly, the great One doesn't want me to answer this one until sometime later, as i have apalutely have no reason to believe he is either way.
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07-17-2006, 11:25 AM | #9 |
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BRILLIANT! rofl
Keep them coming.
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07-17-2006, 11:41 AM | #10 |
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(Voldemort after making all his Horcruxes)
I'm gonna wake up, yes and no I'm gonna kiss, some part of I'm gonna keep this secret (hides ring in Gaunt house) I'm gonna close my body now I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day, another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day, another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day, another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) Siegmund freud Analyse this dumbledore Analyse this dumbledore Analyse this, this, this…. I'm gonna break the cycle I'm gonna shake up the system I'm gonna destroy my ego I'm gonna close my body now *repeat my body now 5 times* I don't think I'll find another way There's not much more to know (kills james potter) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) It's not my time to go (laughs extra hard then continues) For every sin, I'll have to pay I've come to work, I've come to play I don't think I'll find another way It's not my time to go (laughs extra hard then continues) I'm gonna avoid the cliché I'm gonna suspend my senses I'm gonna delay my pleasure I'm gonna close my body now I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I don't think I'll find another way There's not much more to know (kills lily potter) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) It's not my time to go (laughs extra then continues) (16 years later, after all Horcruxes are distroyed) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) I guess I'll die another day (laughs then continues) Another Day Another Day Another Day Another Day Another Day (Harry comes along) H: Eat **** Voldemort! (V enters H's mind, but screams in pain, which is so intense because of H's love for Ginny, that he dies writhering on the floor).
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07-17-2006, 03:14 PM | #11 |
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(Everyone we know from the series so far (including Voldy) is at a random place. The men/boys go into the cheeky song dance, and start the song, (then girls do it at every alternative line):
(oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (ron to harry): never ever ask where do you go never ever ask what do you do never ever ask whats in your mind (ron to hermione): never ever ask if you'll be mine (voldy to dumbledore): don't ask why don't be shy touch my bum this is life (dd does so, with a cheeky smile on him). (continue as first part, but with girls first, and for every two lines): we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky boys we are the cheeky boys we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky boy's we are the cheeky boy's we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky boy's we are the cheeky boy's (hermione tuches ron's bum, and he turns bright red. Harry sings): mmm cheeky cheeky che che che che che (as first part): (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (oo) boy's cheeky girls (oo) girl's cheeky boys (as second part): never ever ask where do you go never ever ask what do you do never ever ask whats in your mind never ever ask if you'l be mine (ginny to harry): don't ask why don't be shy touch my bum this is life (Harry does so with great eaganess) (as first part): we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boys you are the cheeky boys we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boy's you are the cheeky boy's we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boy's you are the cheeky boy' (mrs weasley to the twins): come and join the cheeky club this is what you want come and sing the cheeky song our cheeky cheeky song ( oo ) (snape to draco): come and join the cheeky club this is what you want come and sing the cheeky song our cheeky cheeky song ( oo ) (harry to draco): don't ask why don't be shy touch my bum this is life (does so with great reluctance) (as first part): we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boys you are the cheeky boys we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boy's you are the cheeky boy's we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boy's you are the cheeky boy's cheeky cheeky
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07-18-2006, 04:33 AM | #12 |
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"Knowing Me Knowing You"
(dedicated to harry and ginny after they break up): No more carefree laughter Silence ever after Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (This time we're through, this time we're through This time we're through, we're really through) Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go (I have to go this time I have to go, this time I know) Knowing me, knowing you It's the best I can do Mem'ries (mem'ries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days) They'll be (they'll be), with me (with me) always (always) In these old familiar rooms children would play Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (This time we're through, this time we're through This time we're through, we're really through) Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go (I have to go this time I have to go, this time I know) Knowing me, knowing you It's the best I can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (This time we're through, this time we're through This time we're through, we're really through) Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go (I have to go this time I have to go, this time I know) Knowing me, knowing you It's the best I can do
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07-18-2006, 04:45 AM | #13 |
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Chamber of Secrets Rhapsody
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen Harry: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught by the Dursleys, now locked up for eternity. Open my eyes, look up to the skies and see... Ron: I'm just a poor boy, Dad's flying car with me So come on, we've got your things Harry: Let Hedwig out to stretch her wings... Uncle Vernon: I will get you yet, boy When you will come home, you will see Harry: We'll see... Harry: King's Cross, barrier's closed What now, it's very far Ron: So come on, we'll use the car. Flying, hoping no one will see. Harry: Yet we've crashed into a Whomping Willow tree! Ron: Harry, oo-ooo My wand's broken in two. Snape: You are expelled from Hogwarts, both of you. McGonagall: No you're not, No you're not. Lockhart: Given you a taste for fame Harry: Malfoy, has his time come Is he Slytherin's heir? If so muggle-borns beware! Malfoy: I wish, everybody, I knew who it is. Professor Binns: Why, the Chamber of Secrets is just a myth! Dobby: Dobby oo-ooo Does'nt want Harry dead But now Dobby has to go and iron fingers Harry: I hear a little voice that no one else hears Justin Finch-Fletchley: Who's the heir? Who's the heir? Lockhart: Who has seen my pink curlers? Filch: The chamber is now open! The wall bears a new slogan! See? Hermione: A basilisk! Madame Pomfrey: They're petrified! Hermione: A basilisk! Fudge: By the monster Lucius Malfoy: Hagrid's monster Hagrid: Aragog, my pet spi-i-i-der Ginny: I'm just a poor girl, nobody likes me. Malfoy: She's just a poor girl from a poor family Ron: Spare Ginny's life from this monster that's free! Harry: I have come, we will go, will you let her go? Tom Riddle! Tom Riddle: No! I will not let her go! Harry: Let her go! Tom Riddle! Tom Riddle: I will not let her go! Harry: Let her go! Tom Riddle! Tom Riddle: I will not let her go! Ginny: Let me go! Riddle: Will not let you go Ginny: Let me go! Riddle: Will not let you go (never never never...) Ginny: Let me go! Tom Riddle: No no no no no no no! The basilisk! The basilisk! Ginny: Harry Potter, help me go! Harry: Lord Voldemort was in his diary to get me, Get me, Get m-e-e-e-e-e! Tom Riddle: So you think you can beat me with a phoenix and a hat? So you think you can kill me and leave it at that?! Oh, Harry, can't do this to me Harry You've killed me this time, But i'll be back and you will be mine Lucius Malfoy: Nothing really matters Anyone can see Dumbledore: Of course it really matters You're behind this whole conspiracy Dobby: This sock makes Dobby free... Submitted by sexy_fleur (taken from bottom sight below because i can think of anything else at the minute).
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07-19-2006, 03:39 PM | #14 |
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Dumbledore: Harry, you are the One.
Harry: I already know that, you stupid git. D: Therefore, we must do training....in the Matrix (silence) H: Whatever. D: Let us enter. (They enter the Pensieve, which as well as showing memories, also has a built in alternative world). D: Let us begin. (They fight, ala The Matrix. Afterwards...) H: What's the point in that? This is a magical world that the Great One has invented, I've been training to use magic and defeat Voldy since i was 11, and yet, you're teaching me to do kung-fu. D: Yes, because a) 'Voldy' is a bloody weakling once the Horcruxes are distroyed, and b) it'll be funny seeing what the followers of this cult that worship the Great One will say once you defeat him in this way. (They stand scielent for a minute) H: When you put it like that...
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07-19-2006, 04:53 PM | #15 |
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you've got to see this, it's halarius!
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07-19-2006, 09:40 PM | #16 |
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man...you find some really creepy videos...funny, yeah, but creepy !
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07-20-2006, 05:17 AM | #17 |
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Out of curiosity, what's creepy about the video?
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07-20-2006, 12:49 PM | #18 |
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the headless hunt rides into the great hall for yet another performance...
Harry: look, Ron, look! Ron: Yippee-i-aaaaaaa! Hermione: Yippee-i-ooooo! Dumbledore: Ghost riders in the sky!! Nearly-Headless Nick: Oh shut up...
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07-20-2006, 01:01 PM | #19 |
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i don't get that.
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07-20-2006, 01:18 PM | #20 |
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it's a song...*sigh*...
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