09-03-2002, 06:50 PM | #1 |
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im going to be a daddy!!!!!!!
im going to be a father im so pleased .
any advice for me?
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09-03-2002, 07:11 PM | #2 |
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Yeah. Use condoms in future. Or better yet, get a vasectomy. Oh, and you may as well split up with your girlfriend now. Save a lot of pain later on.
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09-03-2002, 07:15 PM | #3 |
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oh we will be fine . ive allways wanted a child and its gonna be cool .
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09-03-2002, 07:16 PM | #4 |
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You will forgive me, of course, while I laugh cynically down my sleeve.
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09-03-2002, 07:46 PM | #5 |
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CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Just as long as you bring it up loving Lord of the Rings!
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09-03-2002, 08:44 PM | #6 |
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Holy cow dude! Congratulations. You better sober up and start thinking about money and how you are going to make lots of it. Good luck!
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09-03-2002, 08:59 PM | #7 |
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Gratz
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09-03-2002, 09:06 PM | #8 |
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Have the child adopted by an eccentric rich relative who owns a magic ring and who's best friend is an old man who wears a grey cloak whith pointy hat and staff accessories.
It might not be an easy life, but your child will thank you for it Congrat's Sween.........you're in for a very interesting 20 yrs or so |
09-03-2002, 09:31 PM | #9 | |
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And don't forget to tell him/her about Star Wars as well!
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09-03-2002, 09:32 PM | #10 |
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Congratulations, and good luck! You're going to need it. Babies are a lot of work. I hope everything will turn out for you (contrary to popular belief, teenage parents can be very succesful, so meh...)
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09-03-2002, 09:35 PM | #11 |
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Congratulations!
When you show him/her Star Wars, are you going to show him/her the original trilogy first (4,5,6,1,2,3) or the prequels first? (1,2,3,4,5,6)? |
09-03-2002, 09:43 PM | #12 |
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Yeah, by the time he's/she's almost 3 yrs old, Episode III will be out.
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09-03-2002, 10:18 PM | #13 |
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show him LotR first.
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09-04-2002, 05:12 AM | #14 | |
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be years till he/she came appreciate movies like that though. LOTR may be a bit too scary for a while at least.
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09-04-2002, 06:07 AM | #15 |
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Congratulations, sween! Mara alma an elye, nildonya.
Best wishes to you and your girlfriend/wife (whichever). Don't let your kid drive you too crazy . . . eh . . . maybe that's just a big sister's opinion of little kids. Really though, babies are wonderful. Good luck.
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09-04-2002, 07:19 AM | #16 |
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Congrats!!! Mara Valto.
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09-04-2002, 01:03 PM | #17 |
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Grattis Sween!
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09-04-2002, 01:47 PM | #18 |
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Congratulations Sween. You will have to reavaluate your goals and all that with a child coming.
I won't rain on your parade like BoP though. I always find it strange though congratulating people on having children (or getting someone pregnant) - as if it's something difficult.
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But trying to get pregnant, or practicing for trying to get pregnant is quite enjoyable.
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Well we all know from previous posts that Sween was having a great time and he has the tapes to show his kids. I can just picture it - him sitting with his child and showing them the second of conception - "See right there - that was you being conceived. Isn't that cool?"
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