What if an elf gets to marry a hobbit?

aki · 03-12-2004, 07:50 AM

i'm just wodering...what would it be like if an elf gets to marry a hobbit? how would they're "children" look like? how would they be called? elfbits?

brownjenkins · 03-12-2004, 10:39 AM

hobelves

Twista · 03-12-2004, 12:19 PM

LOL. It probably would work. If it did happen the baby would probably be deformed. Say for instance a Male Elve got it on with a female hobbit, her womb wouldnt be big enough to hold the baby.

BeardofPants · 03-12-2004, 01:40 PM

Didn't Rana have a story about an elfit, or something? Ring a bell with any of the older members?

***Earniel*** · 03-15-2004, 04:56 AM

Oh I remember RE's elfit. She and FrodoFriend wrote a story about one on their spin-off messageboard. FrodoFriend has a pretty good fan fiction about it on fanfiction.net that takes place at the end of the Northern Kingdom.

**Nurvingiel** · 03-15-2004, 05:32 AM

What's her ff.net name? Or the link to the story. I'd like to read it.

Elfbits... heh heh.

***Earniel*** · 03-15-2004, 05:43 AM

She writes under the name MauraMellon or Mauramellon. The story is called 'nyareone' or something similar. Last time I checked it was still unfinished.

cassiopeia · 03-17-2004, 06:05 AM

I would have thought it was obvious what a elf and hobbit's child would look like: a dwarf!

The scary thing is, when you think about it, it makes sense.

ryttu3k · 03-19-2004, 08:23 AM

Hmmm... I read a fic where Gilmi fell pregnant to Legolas (yeah... I know...) and the result was... Elanor!

Think about it, kids.

kiddstodd · 06-22-2004, 01:53 PM

theyed probally be called Holfs. and a kid could be Legodo. Legalos + Frodo

Last Child of Ungoliant · 06-22-2004, 08:19 PM

surely the children would be Hobbels
would they all have walking problems...?

aki · 06-23-2004, 03:00 AM

well, i think they would have feet as those of hobbits but they wouldn't have walking problems because they'd walk and run swiftly and lightly as elves do.

Fewin Greenleaf · 06-23-2004, 03:11 AM

i'm just wondering how their sleeping and eating habits would be if an elf gets to marry a hobbit.

Elf Girl · 06-23-2004, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cassiopeia
I would have thought it was obvious what a elf and hobbit's child would look like: a dwarf! The scary thing is, when you think about it, it makes sense.

Nah... neither hobbits nor Elves are bearded. (Except Cirdan, but he was something of a fluke.)

Telcontar_Dunedain · 08-13-2004, 10:52 AM

Yeah but imagine it, a hobbit that gave birth to a child that was bigger than her!

Fewin Greenleaf · 08-14-2004, 09:01 AM

now i could imagine that...lol

Haradrim · 08-18-2004, 08:52 AM

Now I know for a fact what a hobbit/Elf half breed would look like.
Its actually pretty famous and I am dissapointed that none of you know.
It would obviously be, and I mean obviously,

A Smurf! (except for the blue)

Fewin Greenleaf · 08-28-2004, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haradrim

Now I know for a fact what a hobbit/Elf half breed would look like.
Its actually pretty famous and I am dissapointed that none of you know.
It would obviously be, and I mean obviously,

A Smurf! (except for the blue)

so you mean, they would be shorter than hobbits?

Telcontar_Dunedain · 08-28-2004, 10:29 AM

Well yeah if they were just kids.

Haradrim · 08-29-2004, 06:19 PM

well maybe they start out hobbit size but just keep growing and growing until they are elf sized.

03-12-2004, 07:50 AM	#1
aki Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Philippines Posts: 18	What if an elf gets to marry a hobbit? i'm just wodering...what would it be like if an elf gets to marry a hobbit? how would they're "children" look like? how would they be called? elfbits?

03-12-2004, 10:39 AM	#2
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	hobelves __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

03-12-2004, 12:19 PM	#3
Twista Orodruin's Flame Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kananaskis, AB Posts: 1,194	LOL. It probably would work. If it did happen the baby would probably be deformed. Say for instance a Male Elve got it on with a female hobbit, her womb wouldnt be big enough to hold the baby. __________________ Council of Entmoot - Foreign Affairs Minister - 2004-05 Visit the Ye Olde Avatar Shop and The New One Dont tell me what I cannot do Two men are on a Island, they both see a "monster", one sees a bright light, and the other sees a dark cloud My name bares no reference to the music artist.

03-12-2004, 01:40 PM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Didn't Rana have a story about an elfit, or something? Ring a bell with any of the older members? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

03-15-2004, 04:56 AM	#5
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oh I remember RE's elfit. She and FrodoFriend wrote a story about one on their spin-off messageboard. FrodoFriend has a pretty good fan fiction about it on fanfiction.net that takes place at the end of the Northern Kingdom. __________________ We are not things.

03-15-2004, 05:43 AM	#7
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	She writes under the name MauraMellon or Mauramellon. The story is called 'nyareone' or something similar. Last time I checked it was still unfinished. __________________ We are not things.

03-17-2004, 06:05 AM	#8
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I would have thought it was obvious what a elf and hobbit's child would look like: a dwarf! The scary thing is, when you think about it, it makes sense. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

03-19-2004, 08:23 AM	#9
ryttu3k Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 61	Hmmm... I read a fic where Gilmi fell pregnant to Legolas (yeah... I know...) and the result was... Elanor! Think about it, kids.

06-22-2004, 01:53 PM	#10
kiddstodd Hobbit Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 33	theyed probally be called Holfs. and a kid could be Legodo. Legalos + Frodo

06-22-2004, 08:19 PM	#11
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	surely the children would be Hobbels would they all have walking problems...?

06-23-2004, 03:00 AM	#12
aki Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Philippines Posts: 18	well, i think they would have feet as those of hobbits but they wouldn't have walking problems because they'd walk and run swiftly and lightly as elves do.

06-23-2004, 03:11 AM	#13
Fewin Greenleaf Enting Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 56	i'm just wondering how their sleeping and eating habits would be if an elf gets to marry a hobbit. __________________ mrs greenleaf

08-13-2004, 10:52 AM	#15
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Yeah but imagine it, a hobbit that gave birth to a child that was bigger than her!

08-14-2004, 09:01 AM	#16
Fewin Greenleaf Enting Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 56	now i could imagine that...lol __________________ mrs greenleaf

08-18-2004, 08:52 AM	#17
Haradrim The Official Court Jester of the Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far Harad Posts: 1,006	Now I know for a fact what a hobbit/Elf half breed would look like. Its actually pretty famous and I am dissapointed that none of you know. It would obviously be, and I mean obviously, A Smurf! (except for the blue)

08-28-2004, 10:29 AM	#19
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Well yeah if they were just kids. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

08-29-2004, 06:19 PM	#20
Haradrim The Official Court Jester of the Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far Harad Posts: 1,006	well maybe they start out hobbit size but just keep growing and growing until they are elf sized. __________________ A Bit More Grown Up This Time...

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