10-06-2002, 02:38 PM | #1 |
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Tolkiens Lack of Spoons
Ok, honestly, why did Tolkien choose to have ZERO spoons in the Silmarillion? Its obvious that spoons make any good book great, and can you imagine how whimiscal The Silmarillion would be if Beren had had a spoon instead of Luthien? Amazing! I think Tolkien goofed up a bit, don't you?
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10-06-2002, 02:42 PM | #2 |
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I totally agree! The lack of spoons is terrible! Turin would have defeated Glaurung much more easily if he stabbed at him with a spoon now wouldn't he?
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10-06-2002, 02:46 PM | #3 |
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Yeah i mean it's just like so bad, it makes me wanna hurl, i mean like you now the witchking would never have been like killed y' know if like he had had a spoon to kill eowyn with instead y'know like!
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10-06-2002, 02:50 PM | #4 |
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yea, poor witchking! wish he had a spoon!
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10-06-2002, 02:57 PM | #5 |
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Yeah i mean god didnt he know anything! i mean like the spoons are the ultimate power like!
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10-06-2002, 03:01 PM | #6 |
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ah being in minas morgul for years...he probably forgot about the mighty spoons! ah tolkien should have put the spooons! we wants spoooons!
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10-06-2002, 03:02 PM | #7 |
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Yea! Lets go beat up Christopher Tolkien for not editing it in!
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10-06-2002, 03:05 PM | #8 |
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*poketh ct* spoons being left out....oh my god! how....how can they forget to put them in?? SPOONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN UPON MIDDLE EARTH!!
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10-06-2002, 03:09 PM | #9 |
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I mean why not a spoon of power? why a ring of power? Huh? HUH? i mean spoons are so much more usefull, sauron could have used it to eat ice cream like!
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10-06-2002, 03:11 PM | #10 |
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Yea, and what with the three silmarils? Why not the three spoomarils? Its so much more wonderous!
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10-06-2002, 03:11 PM | #11 |
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*sends nasssty emails to ct for forgetting about the poor ickle spoons*
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10-06-2002, 03:14 PM | #12 |
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*poketh* why isnt anduril a spoon but a sword? ha? someone TELL MEEEE!
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10-06-2002, 03:16 PM | #13 |
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Because spoons are so mighty, they can not be broken!
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10-06-2002, 03:16 PM | #14 |
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Yes good point! i mean the story could have been developed so much more with the introduction of spoons!
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10-06-2002, 03:19 PM | #15 |
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Maybe Bilbo gave Frodo a Spoon too? And we know that Huan could have defeated any wolf (without dying) if he had had spoons for teeth rather than teeth for teeth.
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10-06-2002, 03:24 PM | #16 |
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i meant, then it couldnt be broken and still be narsil!
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10-06-2002, 03:25 PM | #17 |
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Yeha i mean god like a rabid dog wth spoons for teeth, sheesh! scary or what?
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10-06-2002, 03:26 PM | #18 |
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Maybe Beren used a spoon to pole vault onto that one horse... you think?
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10-06-2002, 03:32 PM | #19 |
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Hmm that is a possiblity but ya know spoons should have a much bigger part! i mean like -
One spoon to rule them all! that sounds good dont it!
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10-06-2002, 03:34 PM | #20 |
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3 spoons for the elven kings under the sky...*nods* a whole lot better!
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