03-12-2002, 10:06 PM | #1 |
Hoplite Nomad
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ME singles ads
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
03-12-2002, 10:25 PM | #2 |
The Insufferable
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Single Exiled Numenorean Male looking for Single Elf Maiden. Likes long walks under strange stars, pipe smoking, and heroic quests. Has a Large Sword. Contact aragorn, son of Arathron.
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03-12-2002, 10:34 PM | #3 |
Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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Forgot to mention: large sword is broken.
Single Dark Lord wants curvy, golden beauty. Will wrap you around his finger. Enjoys desert hikes and weekends in secluded fortress. Seeks one-of-a-kind relationship. Go to Black Gate and ask for Lidless Eye.
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Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears |
03-13-2002, 12:54 AM | #4 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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~Single human female, looking for future king. Must have a re-forged sword that was the heirloom of an ancient king. Preferably a ranger/exiled Numenorean. I enjoy horseback riding, sword fighting, and slaying foul dwimmerlaiks. Also, I don't mind going on long hikes through dreary, frightening places. I can be very devoted, too. Contact Eowyn, Lady of Rohan, and the daughter of Eomund.
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
03-13-2002, 02:20 AM | #5 |
Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: somewhere else
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Voluptuous entwife seeks huorn for quite times. No mead drinkers please.
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
03-13-2002, 02:32 AM | #6 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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I guess I should do one for myself--er, I mean Legolas. . .or not. He seemed perfectly happy with his adventures and his good friend Gimli.
~Wraith-king seeks female wraith companion. Enjoys chasing after hobbits, trying to take over countries, scaring people out of their minds, hanging out with pals in towers that used to belong to Gondor, before we corrupted them, riding the skies on winged .things and a quiet tea time with orcs. Contact The Witch King, Minas Morgul.
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
03-13-2002, 07:41 AM | #7 |
Enting
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: On Viggo's Chin
Posts: 77
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Senior, refined Gentleman seeks lady similar for companionship, view marriage. I am tall, slim build, with facial hair and many magickal powers. I enjoy nature walks, hiking and camping out, rock-climbing, abseiling and free-fall dives. Seeking an adventurous lady who would accompany me on my travels, Smoker OK, Kids OK. Call 1-900-GANDALF and leave a message.
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03-13-2002, 11:54 AM | #8 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Dancer and songwriter wishes to meet fellow free spirit. Applicants with hangups of any sort need not apply. Cooking skills are a major advantage.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
03-13-2002, 12:33 PM | #9 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In my jeans
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small, lonely once-a-man seeking a presssiousssssssss young girl with lotssssssss of fissssssshhhh. No nasty hobbits and contact Gollum in SSSSSSSSSSHhhhhelobs lair.
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03-14-2002, 12:39 AM | #10 |
Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Far off in a dream
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LOL, Strawberry, that was good!
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The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come." |
03-15-2002, 05:07 PM | #11 |
Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Mature dwarf, enjoys caves, rocks, gems and explorations of mines. Seeking similar companion, or else an elf queen. Contact Gimli.
Heh...Galadriel... -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
03-15-2002, 05:10 PM | #12 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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LOL, Tano!
Lonely Mountain seeks companion, preferably also a mountain. . .
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
03-15-2002, 05:21 PM | #13 |
Lurker
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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-Balrog seeks companion of similar sort. Must not mind seeing wizards cast into pits. Go to Moria, ask for the Boss.
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03-15-2002, 05:32 PM | #14 | |
Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR!
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03-16-2002, 01:01 AM | #15 |
Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Far off in a dream
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Beautiful and wise elf queen seeks wise companion, willing to rule over Lorien with me, preferably not a dwarf except those whose names begin with G and end with i....
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The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come." |
03-16-2002, 01:26 AM | #16 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Action-starved funky uruk reeks desire for obedient maggot. Pleasing personality not required. Go to 4th crack from dead tree root beside morgul bridge. Yell for Lugshnak. Throw first emerging uruk over bridge then enter crack to be satisfied. Understand?!
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
03-16-2002, 01:33 AM | #17 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: minneapolis MN
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Single male, lord of the house of Hador: seeking golden-haired lady. Must not be judgemental about past instances of incest; it was an honest mistake!---Turin
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03-16-2002, 01:47 AM | #18 | |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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03-16-2002, 01:52 AM | #19 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Halfelven Mariner seeks companion to sail the sky with. Enjoy sailing, and have a Silmaril and a lovely ship blessed by Varda herself.
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
03-16-2002, 02:35 AM | #20 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Hoom Hroomm I am a single tall middle aged ent with fine branches and soft but firm leaves. I would like to say more as I am not at all hasty but the adspace is quite limited as you can imagine. I would gladly meet you near the entwash on the fortnight to get to know you better if you wish to know my full name among others. Hoom Hroom
*wipes sap from eyes* I don't think I can go on with this... Why did I not compliment her flowers in the first age? Hoom Hroom I am doomed to end my days with a broken cork. Hoom Hroom.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |