09-03-2005, 01:07 AM | #1 |
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Join the Dark Side
Do you want to be feared?
Do you want power? Want to avoid death? Want to get away from your dull, boring existence? Then we have the place for you! Join the Dark Side and you never have to listen to that phony old Jedi Master again. Requirements: Must be tall (or at least intimidating), angry, and have bad social skills. Preferred if strange scarring exists, including (but not limited to): inability to breathe properly, black/red tatoos on face, mechanical limbs, distorted face, lack of human body. Must first be apprentice. Only two there are. Sorry. Priveleges: Unlimited opportunity for torture, murder, and lame speeches. You don't have to control your feelings-- let it all out. No limitations on personal relationships, and you can reshape the political structure around you without the tiresome bother of elections or persuasion. Also, you can wear as much black as you want, and if you're impressive enough you can have interesting headgear as well. You also get the coolest lightsabers! So join the Dark Side today. It is your destiny. |
09-03-2005, 12:59 PM | #2 |
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That's pretty funny.
(Oh no...I feel Vader's force-choke...arggh!! )
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
09-03-2005, 04:07 PM | #3 |
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Only if I get a doublebladed saber.
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09-04-2005, 04:44 PM | #4 | |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
...it's funny!
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09-04-2005, 09:09 PM | #5 |
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NO, I SHALL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION, [dramatic/inspiring music begins], for as there is evil, so must there be good, to battle evil and keep it in check, for you see, it is but a simple world we live in, and always must the eternal struggle go on. In that struggle, if we must lose, or win, always shall we-wait. . .would i get that lightning stuff?[few seconds of muttered conversation] SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
09-05-2005, 05:49 PM | #6 |
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You're a Yankee fan...why wouldn't you join the Evil Empire?
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
09-05-2005, 08:30 PM | #7 |
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ooooh, that was a low-blow!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
09-06-2005, 08:15 PM | #8 |
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If you liked that, check out the SW vs. Titanic thread!
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
09-06-2005, 10:44 PM | #9 |
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Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:
For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going. |
09-06-2005, 10:52 PM | #10 | |||
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09-07-2005, 09:04 PM | #11 | ||
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09-08-2005, 12:06 PM | #12 |
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I am the most evil
I billy bones am the evil person who ever walked this earth. I have powr, I have the people cowering before me and ...... I have my own theme tune
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09-08-2005, 08:49 PM | #14 |
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Wow! This is exactly what I've always wanted!...except I'm the President. Are presidents allowed to be evil?
Elanor, I admit, I didn't think you had it in you...but now, wowie! Billy Bones, I like how you spell powr...there's a certain purr to it, isnt there?
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09-08-2005, 10:35 PM | #15 |
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I have yet to hear the answer to my question so none of you can join the dark side yet. Also, I want to hear your qualifications. Just how evil are you? How intimidating? Please describe any strange scarring (as mentioned above), bad breath, bad hair, scary clothing you currently possess, lack of humanity, etc. Theme tunes can be very useful, Billy Bones, but is it really intimidating (see Darth Vader's theme song below for reference)?
Oh, and just so you know, I'm not actually a Sith Lord myself. I just do screening interviews for the current Sith Master. So if you qualify, I may give him your name and he'll carry out further testing to determine if you can become his apprentice. Last edited by Elanor : 09-08-2005 at 10:40 PM. |
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09-08-2005, 10:47 PM | #17 | ||
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darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part ) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach
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09-08-2005, 10:51 PM | #18 |
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Well, congratulations, rohirrimTR, because I can't seem to find it...
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09-08-2005, 10:52 PM | #19 |
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Oh, and presidents are certainly allowed to be evil, if supreme chancellors are...
And for those of you who are only in it for the lightsaber, the truth is --- you have to make your own. But the Sith Lord will help you, and you can do pretty much any design you want. |
09-08-2005, 10:58 PM | #20 |
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I'm in it so I could throw my lightsaber away! I just mercilessly zap anyone who dares to try and lay a finger on a book of mine! (clutches book closer)
My preciousssss... (as you can see, I am also member of the Underweight Pale Creature Organization, and Fish-Addicts Anonymous, but what you don't know is that I am also a member of the Redneck Yatch Club.)
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