What DO men want?

Darth Tater · 03-12-2002, 07:28 PM

To be married to a maid.

galadriel88 · 03-14-2002, 12:35 AM

And how long till THIS one gets closed? (Wait...if you closed the first one ignore this...

)

Darth Tater · 03-14-2002, 09:53 AM

Uh, this is the first one. Some naughty admin (CBG? Tristan?) has decided to play a practical joke. Ha ha ha. Someone's gonna get whooped.

Kyote Fields · 03-14-2002, 12:35 PM

Is the maid like Neil Young's "A man needs a maid" where he means a maid-en or are is it just someone to fix us dinner, bring us beer and wash our ditry underwear?

afro-elf · 03-14-2002, 02:01 PM

maybe its both in one

a maiden maid

Arian · 03-14-2002, 02:04 PM

Mmmm, Tater, a maid, not a widow.

Kyote Fields · 03-14-2002, 04:05 PM

I'll tell you I need a maid. My house is dirty!!
A nice french maid with a short black skirt and a nice set of.......
credentials.

Oh Yeah!!!

Viens ici ma petite chou. Je t'adore plus que mon vie. Mais oui!

**crickhollow** · 03-14-2002, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rogue Elf
Marry a maid and she will become a widow

LOL!!!

"I know! I'll turn him into a flea; a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in a bigger box, and I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Or to save on postage..."

Rána Eressëa · 03-14-2002, 08:36 PM

*looks really confused* Why can't I see my post?

Arathorn · 03-14-2002, 09:25 PM

I know how you can see your post, Rouge. Just pm crickhollow and have her quote you.

Starr Polish · 03-14-2002, 09:33 PM

You called her ROUGE! ::runs away::

Arathorn · 03-14-2002, 09:45 PM

Sorry. There's a little bit of Afro-Elf typo in all of us, I guess.

Rána Eressëa · 03-14-2002, 10:41 PM

Yep, I'm changing my nick to Rouge Elf someday. I'll get around to it...

MasterMothra · 03-15-2002, 12:18 AM

a big screen tv, a fridge full of beer and a woman to get it for him.

afro-elf · 03-15-2002, 12:23 AM

I'm infecting everyone Mwahhh!!!!!

aldesign · 03-15-2002, 09:13 AM

so was Rogue originaly a typo?

it was meant to be Rouge?

afro-elf · 03-15-2002, 10:32 AM

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
> -----------------------
>
> Wine her,
> Dine her,
> Call her,
> Hug her,
> Support her,
> Hold her,
> Surprise her,
> Compliment her,
> Smile at her,
> Listen to her,
> Laugh with her,
> Cry with her,
> Romance her,
> Believe her,
> Cuddle with her,
> Shop with her,
> Give her jewelry,
> Buy her flowers,
> Hold her hand,
> Write love letters to her,
> Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Show up naked,
> Bring food. >>
>>

Pailan · 03-15-2002, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show up naked,
Bring food.

Shallow. Really shallow. I mean where's the beer?

Kyote Fields · 03-15-2002, 12:49 PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show up naked,
Bring food.

It's so easy and yet so few women do it.

emplynx · 03-15-2002, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyote Fields
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show up naked,
Bring food.

It's so easy and yet so few women do it.

So true.

03-12-2002, 07:28 PM	#1
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	What DO men want? To be married to a maid. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

03-14-2002, 12:35 AM	#2
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	And how long till THIS one gets closed? (Wait...if you closed the first one ignore this... ) __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

03-14-2002, 09:53 AM	#3
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Uh, this is the first one. Some naughty admin (CBG? Tristan?) has decided to play a practical joke. Ha ha ha. Someone's gonna get whooped. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

03-14-2002, 12:35 PM	#4
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	Is the maid like Neil Young's "A man needs a maid" where he means a maid-en or are is it just someone to fix us dinner, bring us beer and wash our ditry underwear? __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-14-2002, 02:01 PM	#5
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	maybe its both in one a maiden maid __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-14-2002, 02:04 PM	#6
Arian Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: IL (or from mist world) Posts: 261	Mmmm, Tater, a maid, not a widow. __________________ "I'm not a immature as I seem, but you got to have fun once in a while."

03-14-2002, 04:05 PM	#7
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	I'll tell you I need a maid. My house is dirty!! A nice french maid with a short black skirt and a nice set of....... credentials. Oh Yeah!!! Viens ici ma petite chou. Je t'adore plus que mon vie. Mais oui! __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-14-2002, 08:36 PM	#9
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	looks really confused Why can't I see my post?

03-14-2002, 09:25 PM	#10
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I know how you can see your post, Rouge. Just pm crickhollow and have her quote you. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-14-2002, 09:33 PM	#11
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	You called her ROUGE! ::runs away:: __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

03-14-2002, 09:45 PM	#12
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Sorry. There's a little bit of Afro-Elf typo in all of us, I guess. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 03-14-2002 at 09:47 PM.

03-14-2002, 10:41 PM	#13
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Yep, I'm changing my nick to Rouge Elf someday. I'll get around to it...

03-15-2002, 12:18 AM	#14
MasterMothra Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: utumno and angband Posts: 241	a big screen tv, a fridge full of beer and a woman to get it for him. __________________ "........and his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedom, and he shall make you stronger than they."- sauron talking to ar pharazon.

03-15-2002, 12:23 AM	#15
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	I'm infecting everyone Mwahhh!!!!! __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-15-2002, 09:13 AM	#16
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	so was Rogue originaly a typo? it was meant to be Rouge? __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE! Last edited by aldesign : 03-15-2002 at 09:15 AM.

03-15-2002, 10:32 AM	#17
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN > ----------------------- > > Wine her, > Dine her, > Call her, > Hug her, > Support her, > Hold her, > Surprise her, > Compliment her, > Smile at her, > Listen to her, > Laugh with her, > Cry with her, > Romance her, > Believe her, > Cuddle with her, > Shop with her, > Give her jewelry, > Buy her flowers, > Hold her hand, > Write love letters to her, > Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Show up naked, > Bring food. >> >> __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-15-2002, 12:49 PM	#19
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Show up naked, Bring food. It's so easy and yet so few women do it. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.