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03-31-2004, 03:15 PM | #1 |
Elven Warrior
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Someone sent this to me through email. Has anyone ever seen it before? :
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10... Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..Its Called Therapy...
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03-31-2004, 07:39 PM | #2 | ||
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I have not seen this, but most of them are funny.
I like #4 Quote:
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03-31-2004, 07:41 PM | #3 |
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thank you, jellyfishannah,
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03-31-2004, 07:58 PM | #4 |
Domesticated Swing Babe
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I really like #2 (I would do that, in a second! ) and #11. Some of these would earn you an annoying twit award though!
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03-31-2004, 08:01 PM | #5 |
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#18's the best. I wonder what people's reactions would be though, although afterwords you might get in major trouble
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04-01-2004, 08:48 AM | #6 |
The Dude
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number 7 is hilarious number 16 hhahahahahaha rock hard number 5's just downright mean
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04-01-2004, 02:03 PM | #7 |
mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity
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I've actually done #2. (My co-workers know I'm out there...they thought it was pretty funny...)
Hector probably does #12 I used to work at a bank, so I like #17. #19 sounds like something my dad would have done when we were kids, if he'd thought of it.... No one would be able to tell if I did #4!!!
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04-01-2004, 05:09 PM | #8 |
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I love them! I haven't seen them before.
I like 1, 10 and 12 the best. I agree with Chrys.
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04-01-2004, 06:53 PM | #9 |
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more like '20 ways to maintain a healthy level of obnoxity' ...if thats a word... haha jp ive heard some of those before
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