12-22-2002, 03:18 PM | #1 |
im quite stupid
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What were they really thinking?
There was one of these treads for Fellowship and it was quite fun so i thought i may as well start one for two towers (seeing as i couldnt find it).
Aragorn when the horse is trying to kiss him Aragorn: Arwen i wish you would use conditioner your hairs all hard and knotted!
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12-22-2002, 04:11 PM | #2 |
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Sam *taking bite of lemba*: Ew...how long have these been in here?
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12-22-2002, 04:14 PM | #3 |
im quite stupid
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legolas whole movie *you know im much harder than everyone else whos every lived*
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12-22-2002, 05:24 PM | #4 |
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Legolas to Gimli, after Aragorn's "death":
"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit of a hot-shot."
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12-23-2002, 01:14 AM | #5 |
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Ent after pulling the dam apart: *OK kids. It's time to get off the pool. Time for adult swim.*
Gimli after Aragorn stops to pick up the brooch: *They tell me to hurry up and then they have time to pick up girly things?*
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12-23-2002, 01:18 AM | #6 |
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*Gimilli at helms deep when he is thown by aragorn in front of the gate.* I hope he threw far enough.
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12-23-2002, 01:39 AM | #7 |
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Gandalf: Now I come to you at the turn of the tide. *thinking: Now I come to you after washing with Tide(tm)*
Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas as Gandalf reveals himself: *Galadriel, is that you again? No don't tell me; Arwen? Um, Haldir? Elrond?...*
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12-23-2002, 10:38 AM | #8 |
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Legolas watching aragorn toss gimli: that little two timer
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12-23-2002, 12:49 PM | #9 |
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Gollum *dancing around with fish at the forbidden pool*: Just act all happy and innocent and they won't find out what I did in there...
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12-23-2002, 06:59 PM | #10 |
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Legolas to Aragorn TTT "You look terrible!" *MIAOW!*- had to do it sorry, I love Leggie Lou Lou really! Mx
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12-23-2002, 08:15 PM | #11 |
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Gimli from behind the battlement wall: *Now I know how Mike Wazowsky feels*
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12-28-2002, 07:34 AM | #12 |
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Gimli: *jumps up and down behind wall*
Legolas: you know, you'd make a good live teapot in 'Beauty and the Beast' Gimli: *Thinks 'next he'll want me to sing 'I'm a little teapot!'*
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12-30-2002, 01:00 AM | #13 |
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Treebeard to Merry and Pippin: "The Ents have decided..."
(pause) Merry or Pippin: "Well?" Treebeard: "...That you are not orcs." Merry or Pippin: "What about Saruman?" Treebeard: "He is not an orc either." I apologize if I have misquoted any lines, but I'll get them right after I've seen it another five or so times. |
12-30-2002, 01:20 AM | #14 |
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Nazgul as Frodo holds up the One Ring in Osgiliath: <Screech> *thinking: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen!...*
Frodo: *thinking: 'Must get that hot elf chick off my mind*
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12-30-2002, 01:27 AM | #15 |
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"I am Gandalf the white"
Aragorn: "you fell?" "through fire and water" Legolas: bows head solemnly "then I smote it's ruin on the mountain side" Gimli: "but did you see any wings lad?" Last edited by squinteyedsoutherner : 12-30-2002 at 01:33 AM. |
12-30-2002, 01:44 AM | #16 |
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Saruman while Isengard is being sacked by the ents: "How many times do I have to tell you kids to stop playing with matches, er Ents?!"
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12-25-2003, 11:53 AM | #17 |
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ROTK SCENES! (spoliers)
Aragorn to Gandalf and Co. before the storming of the Black Gate: "For Frodo..."
*thinking* For the Oscars.. --------------- Gollum trying to get the Ring from Frodo in Mt Doom: *thinking* Wee! I'm flying!!! ---------------- Gollum Sinking into the lava: *thinking* My pixels are melting!!! Sauron *thinking* Doh!!! (homer simpson style) ----------------- Merry during the battle before the Black Gates: "The eagles are coming!" *thinking* Welcome to the Hotel California... ___________ The Witch-King when Eowyn yells: "I am no man!" *thinking as it melts* YUCK!!! And to think I wanted to kiss you!
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12-29-2003, 04:58 PM | #18 |
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Gollum (Smeagol) strangling Deagol:
*that'll teach you not to call me smarty-pants!*
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12-29-2003, 07:10 PM | #19 |
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Gollum disappearing in lava with the Ring:
(Thinks to himself, "How about that. That hack Peter Jackson got something right!'). Then says aloud: "Let's see that f******* f**** Dobby top this death scene! Can't wait for my Oscar acceptance spee...agh! It burns us! It burns us, precious. Where's that ***** stunt double? Oh wait, the fat hobbit's throwing us a rope. Let's grab it. Agh! It freezes, it bites! Elves twisted it, curse them! Nasty cruel hobbit. It hurts....." PJ: "Cut! Cut! Gollum. Babe! You're doing improv again. Now let's do the scene over the way I improved, I mean adapted, it. Gollum: "I cannot work with that man. He just drains me!"
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