11-07-2002, 12:03 AM | #1 |
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Joke Thread
Know any good jokes? Would you like to share? If so...Here is the thread for you *sounds like an infomercial marketer*
Jokes can really change a persons outlook on the day. So, I suspect if you want to be nice...and make someone happy *persuasive smile* then reply. Why are lawyers proof of reincarnation? You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. Two men are approaching one another on a sidwalk. Each man dragging his right foot. As they meet the first man says to the second man, refering to his leg,"Vietnam '69" The other say to the other respectfully, "dog crap 20 feet back" Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. You have less guilt the next morning. 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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11-07-2002, 12:20 AM | #2 |
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There is already a Joke Thread over in General Messages.
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