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Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Eats, Shoots & Leaves (The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation)
Has anyone read this hilarious book by Lynne Truss? I bought it today and am in the process of reading it now. Quote:
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07-28-2004, 03:19 AM | #2 |
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It's a great book! I second that recommendation for all grammar Nazis
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07-28-2004, 04:23 PM | #3 |
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My mom (a copy-editor) just got this book from a friend. It's really funny. However, Oxford English grammar is different from American grammar, so it doesn't help us Americans too much gramamatically (rather just humorous). I'll dig up the article.
*rats* I have to subscribe to get the online version. It was in the Financial Times. Wait...here it is in The New Yorker. I think it is the same article. Book Reveiw from the New Yorker
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07-29-2004, 12:48 AM | #4 |
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I finished this book today and I loved it. I don't think I've ever really considered the importance of the placement of commas. What really made me think was the example of the profound doctrinal difference of the thief on the cross. Great book.
Sticklers unite!
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07-29-2004, 04:43 PM | #5 |
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I've read this! It's brilliant, and at points made me laugh loudly in the middle of silent rooms with some of the errors people make. My friend found particular amusement about the in-tray belonging to a person named Dick.
And really...it's and its aren't that difficult to grasp.
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Hahaha "Dicks in tray". That bit was brilliant. You really need that dash.
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I've heard about this book - it sounds really funny!
(and yes, book's used as a plural makes me cringe!!)
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08-04-2004, 01:39 AM | #8 |
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One time in the store there was a sign that said "Theres more milk at the checkout", and I took out the sharpie that I carry in my purse and added the missing apostrophe.
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08-09-2004, 09:16 AM | #9 |
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Good for you. I've wished for a marker pen many times in such situations.
It's amazing that this book has been a bestseller. I suppose it's gratifying that there are so many people out there who share my anal retentiveness about apostrophes. |
08-09-2004, 08:22 PM | #10 |
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We should also carry white-out, because it seems like the typical mistake is an apostrophe where it shouldn't be. But I'm glad you corrected it - go you!
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08-09-2004, 09:50 PM | #11 |
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Yeah, I know! I saw one the other day at the bank! *And* I have a Wolf's Rain poster that says "From the Creator's of Cowboy Bebop". It drives me crazy.
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There is no way that could be in my room. I'd have to fix it.
By the way, how does everyone feel about the Oxford comma? I personally use it, because that's the way I was taught. I always add that comma before 'and' when listing three or more things. For example: I like apples, oranges, and bananas.
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08-10-2004, 04:58 AM | #13 |
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I was taught not to use a comma where there's an "and". However, it doesn't bother me like rogue apostrophes.
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08-10-2004, 06:55 AM | #14 |
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I think that's a matter of style rather than grammar. I love commas, so if there's the slightest justification for using one I will, (see?) but I don't put them before an 'and' unless I really want a pause there.
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08-10-2004, 02:47 PM | #15 |
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I like apples, oranges, and bananas. Yep, I use the comma, though I was taught not to. Commas still aren't as bad as apostrophes though. In a lot of ways, some commas seem optional. More so than apostrophes, anyway.
As for my poster, the writing is very small, so I don't see it unless I look. Otherwise, yeah, I would definately have to fix it. Last edited by katya : 08-11-2004 at 11:07 PM. Reason: um, no reason. No reason at all! |
08-11-2004, 03:55 PM | #16 |
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By the way, it's apostrophes; there's no "i".
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08-11-2004, 04:46 PM | #17 |
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Unless you want to apostrophise, of course.
I saw a flyer yesterday which said "Dont throw this away". Guess what? I threw it away.
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08-11-2004, 06:11 PM | #18 |
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Lol!
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Someone on another message board referred to how much he hated the New York "Yankee's". Not their uniforms or manager or anything like that, mind you, just the "Yankee's" in general. If only I were a mod there...
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