01-25-2002, 09:58 AM | #1 |
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Now a nightmare song list
The A’capella of Elrond
(to Didoo Ron Ron) Elrond: I sat in on a battle 3ooo years gon’ by Fellowship: Did You El-Rond rond Did you Elrond? I thought that victory would pass me by Did you El etc etc Man that Sauron was big An’ I wore me daft wig But I saw his finger fly Did U …. etc I put me faith in Isildur to chuck it in Did etc But he held on tightly to dat damn one ring O dear Elrond-Rond O dear Elrond Man-your heart is bunk He couldn’t manage that one slam dunk So we walked west to home Please stop El rond rond right now elrond …………………………………… Gandalf’s Lothlorien lament boogie woogie (or when Enya met Nenya) (to House of the Rising Sun) There is a bridge in Moria land They call the khazad-dum An’ its been the doom af ishtari’s some Heck knows it knows I’m one. (dum didle e dum dum dum dum diddle e dumm dum dum) That Balrog had my number dat day An’ hauled me into that flame But it all worked out a time come hence Heck I got to change ma’ name. (dum diddle etc……) byebye, lovelove ismo |
01-25-2002, 10:51 AM | #2 |
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OH THE PAIN!!! Someone stop this thread! NOW!! ahhhhhh! (runs screaming into the distance.)
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01-25-2002, 11:19 AM | #3 |
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DON'T READ THIS if you haven't read THE TWO TOWERS!!!
Very funny, Coolismo. Here's my contribution.
Now, Gandalf's Back (sung to the tune of My Boyfriend's Back, by The Angels) (spoken intro) He passed away and you hung around And bothered us every night And when we wouldn't surrender to you You did things that weren't very nice (sung) Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) You've been spreading lies that we were all through (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) So look out, now, 'cause he's comin' after you (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Hey, you thought the Balrog killed him Yeah, that Durin's-bane had chilled him When he went away, you said all our hopes were fleetin' (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) But now he's back, and you're gonna get a beatin' (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) You're gonna be sorry that you made the One Ring (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Now, run and hide, because I can hear him coming (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)) Hey, his wizard's staff is flashin' Now, you're gonna get a thrashin' What made you think you could keep Gandalf down? (Aah-ooh, Aah-ooh) You're the Dark Lord now, but he'll take away your crown, (Aah-ooh, wait and see!!) Now, Gandalf's back, he's gonna save our population (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Get ready, now, to take a permanent vacation (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Last edited by ragamuffin92 : 01-27-2002 at 06:01 PM. |
01-25-2002, 11:26 AM | #4 |
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Ok u guys got my fingers tapping...
how about the orcs at isengard singing as they fell the trees.. A bough that is really a bough fires right up with a kind of a glow and we say as we burn them all day.... thats Ent - ertainment |
01-25-2002, 11:31 AM | #5 |
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GROAN!!
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FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) |
01-25-2002, 11:37 AM | #6 |
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ok ouch
how about................................ At Minas Tirith when the orcs fire the heads of the scouts back into the city Arwen defiantly Its rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraining men Allelujah its ..............etc |
01-25-2002, 11:48 AM | #7 |
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Even groanier!!
(Don't forget, Coolismo, that with puns, the better they are, the louder they makes people groan! )
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FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Last edited by ragamuffin92 : 01-25-2002 at 11:49 AM. |
01-25-2002, 12:57 PM | #8 |
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then draw a breath .......
For Sam at Shelobs lair... (to the Beatles She Loves You) Shelob's lair lair lair Shelob's lair lair lair With a pit like that You know she must be mad hoooooooo c lism |
01-25-2002, 01:15 PM | #9 |
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Very good. And maybe Boromir would sing "I Want to Hold Your Ring"?
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FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) |
01-26-2002, 06:55 AM | #10 |
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are you guys sure those are entdraughts you're drinking?
Ok, ok, can't resist... Legolas and Gimli in Helm's Deep: (Beatles tune too) It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog... It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog...
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01-27-2002, 05:24 AM | #11 |
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Anything by bsb/nsync/a1/westlife....yrchhh. And Britney Spear's "Im a Slave For U" thing playing when Sam offers to carry Frodo up Mount Doom. Total nightmare. "We Will Rock You" playing when the ents trash Isengard.... Or how about the Fellowship gathering for the "I Love U, U Love Me" Barney song...*pukes*
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01-27-2002, 09:22 AM | #12 | |
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Quote:
"Before the battle is through,, I'll kill more goblins than you, Then we can all sleep tight"
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FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) |
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01-27-2002, 02:14 PM | #13 |
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LOL Oh great now I got my mother up here wondering why I'm laughing so loud.
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01-27-2002, 03:13 PM | #14 |
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Lol!!!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!!!!
(to sterling silver's "Cannot let you go") Sung by Boromir One Ring to rule, For all of time And all I want's For it to be mine I can't let Frodo keep it, No no, They can't see sense, They won't give in They want to destroy This precious Ring I can't let them do that No no . . . Alright, so it's not that funny. Well, at least I tried.
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