02-21-2003, 09:39 PM | #1 |
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fighting hobbits
i have not quite finished RotK but my friend told me the hobbits fight the orcs when saruman attacksbut i dont think i could ever see the hobbits fighting i mean the orcs sre 2 ft taller them and they are trained while the hobbits are 2 feet shorter and dont have a clue how to fight
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02-21-2003, 09:44 PM | #2 |
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2 words for you
BULLROARER TOOK
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02-21-2003, 09:45 PM | #3 |
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4 wrds for u
WHO IS BULLROARER TOOK
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02-21-2003, 09:46 PM | #4 |
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Maybe you should just keep reading the ROTK. I wouldn't want to spoil the ending for you. I'll just say that hobbits do know how to fight when they really need to.
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02-21-2003, 09:48 PM | #5 |
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good idea thanx
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02-21-2003, 09:51 PM | #6 |
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hhahahahahaha what an interesting thread
did you need someone to tell you to keep reading? anyway Bullroarer is the big hobbit that can ride a horse and invented golf. it was in concerning hobbits
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02-21-2003, 11:21 PM | #7 |
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You have to have someone tell you to read LotR What is this world coming to?!
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02-21-2003, 11:40 PM | #8 |
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forget u i just wanted to know now u jackasses
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02-22-2003, 01:30 AM | #9 |
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they dont even fight orcs, they fight men, sarumans men, and they kill a couple too.
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02-22-2003, 10:42 PM | #10 |
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Some were half-orcs, IIRC.
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03-08-2003, 02:31 PM | #11 |
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I take it as an insult people saying hobbit aren't good fighters. I mean their height could be an advantage because they can dodge easier and cut those stupids orcs' legs right out form underneath them!
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and it is said that they can move quietly, so that would also help
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03-08-2003, 02:51 PM | #13 |
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Well in the fray of a battle it wouldn't really matter how quiet you were. But yes that would be helpful in some instances.
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03-10-2003, 11:19 AM | #14 |
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Besides, not all orcs are two feet taller than Hobbits- some are roughly the same size, as one scene in RoTK shows clearly.
And isn't Saruman's attack in TTT? If you've almost finished RotK you should be way past that.
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What scene would that be?
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O yes...silly me.
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03-10-2003, 07:19 PM | #18 |
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Hobbits are good fighters. I mean, look at Merry and Pippin! Oh, and they didn't fight Orcs in the Scourning of the Shire. It was Saruman's Men. And, if I may add, they were much larger than the Hobbits and still lost.
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