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The Rogue Elf
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The Optimist and the Pessimist
This is an interesting little fable I read in 7th grade that I thought I'd share with everyone. I know quite a few people who would like it (afro-elf and BoP, particularly).
The Optimist and the Pessimist A long time ago in a land that was not too far from here, there was a king who had two sons. One son, Adam, was an incurable optimist. The other son, Argot, was a pessimist. Adam and Argot were twins, and there was a great debate in the kingdom over which son should take the throne when the king died. Before he died, the king decided that the council of his closest advisers would make the decision. After the king died, the council decided that Adam and Argot should walk through the kingdom and have a debate over whether it was good or bad. The brother who won the debate was to be king. And so it came to pass that Adam, Argot, and the council walked through the kingdom. As they walked, they came upon some starving peasants. "Look," Argot said, "they have no food and they are starving. Surely this is proof that the world is a terrible place." "No," Adam replied, "for lack of sustenance refines the soul. They may have no food, but they are learning a great lesson. Patience is more valuable than food." Walking a little farther, they came upon a blind man. "Surely the world is a terrible place, when God allows men to go blind!" Argot said. "Again you are wrong," Adam replied. "Though this man cannot see, his other senses have grown stronger. He can tell if men are lying by the sound of their voices. He is better off blind." Finally they came upon a sick man who was about to die. "This is terrible!" Argot exclaimed. "A man dies by the side of the road, and no one cares enough to help him. This is proof that the world is a terrible place." "All men die," Adam answered. "It is not a bad thing to die. This man will soon be with God." "I have heard enough," said one of the council members. "It is obvious to me who would make a better ruler. Adam showed that the starving peasants were learning the lesson of patience. He showed that the blind man had superior senses, and that the dying man was better off dead. What can Argot possibly say now?" "Permit me, if you will, to give a small demonstration," Argot said. "Is the primary goal of the ruler to help the people?" "Yes, of course," the council replied. "How can a ruler help the people if he cannot see their problems?" Argot asked. "I would be able to see their problems, if they had any," Adam said. "But I assure you that they don't." "You believe that the blind man was better off blind?" Argot asked them all. "Yes," they answered together. "Then close your eyes," Argot instructed. "All of you, close your eyes. Now, do you believe that patience is better than food?" "Yes," they answered again, their eyes tightly closed. "Then I ask that no one open their eyes until I command it," Argot said. Silently, Argot drew his sword and slew his brother. He then cleaned his sword and put it away. "Open your eyes now," he said. "Oh, my God," they cried, "Adam is dead! You have killed your own brother!" "Then your decision should be an easy one," Argot replied. "But we would have chosen Adam!" one of the council members said. "I have won the debate," Argot explained. "Being blind prevented you from stopping me from murdering my brother. Thus, being blind is not so good. Being patient kept you from opening your eyes and seeing what I was doing. Thus, being patient is not so good. And if people are better off dead, then my brother is better off dead, and what I did is justified. Adam is dead, and so you must proclaim me King." "Well spoken, Argot," the highest council member said. Then he turned to the others. "I believe that Argot is the new king." All the council agreed, and so it was that Argot the Great ascended to the throne. He ruled for many years, and though he was unhappy most of the time, the land and the people prospered. Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 05-28-2002 at 10:57 PM. |
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Hoplite Nomad
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Kudos kid. When you get your own kindgom let me know.
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the Shrike
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That story just made my day.
Watch it, filthy optimists. ![]() *This pinky leftist vegetarian goes off to get her gun... er... carrot.*
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You know, you seem rather perceptive for a halfwit!
![]() Is anyone here think of themselves as optomistic? *joins other leftist vegetarian to get the gun...i meant carrot too*
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The Rogue Elf
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The glass is half-empty, thank you very much.
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I'm a known pessimist. stops me being too disappointed with life.
anyway the glass thing is a load of rubbish anyway. if you have filled it upi to half way it is half full, i fyou drankhalf a full glass its half empty. I like marvin out of hitchhikers. hes a figurehead pessimist!
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The Insufferable
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I think it's debatable whether argot was really a pessimist...
to say that blindness, starvation, and death are bad really isn't that pessimistic.
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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*eyes own sister across the room* Mmmmm, an inheritage.... er I mean off course, idea is coming to my mind....
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[kidding]
Argot sure was optimistic he could pull that one off. It was probably Adam double-crossing Argot while they were playing a Prince and the Pauper gig on the council... ![]() I think neither a true optimist nor a true pessimist is fit to rule. A true optimist (about everything) will not see the problems while a true pessimist (about everything) will not even try to lead.
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I masquerade as an optimist, but unfortunately am a pessimist deep down. It's not much "fun" to be around a true pessimist, so I try to watch it and not be a drag!
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Yeah, I guess I'm more of a sarcastic cynic, than a full on pessimist. Still, those eternal optimists bug me. They need to be subjucated.
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Were all goign to die one day. every second counting down. and yet were wasting our time on a computer. ah well who cares. wee might be dead tomorrow.
*sigh*
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The Rogue Elf
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Just 'cause someone says you're an optimist or pessimist doesn't mean you're a hundred percent that. You're just usually that.
And, yeah, Argot was a pessimist - or at least he was compared to Adam. ![]() Plus, if anyone kept complaining "the world is a terrible place", I'd say they were pessimistic, wouldn't you? |
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Too bad one of the brothers wasn't a halfwit. Then it would've been obvious who should be king.
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![]() ![]() I have a tendency to be optimistic in that I can see the bright side of almost anything, but I also am realistic and keep my hopes down most of the time to keep from getting disappointed. What would you classify me as? Optimist, pessimist, or what?
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smart!
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