10-10-2004, 12:38 PM | #1 |
Elven Warrior
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One Hungry Hobbit
Here's a humor poem I did. Hope you enjoy it.
One Hungry Hobbit By Yodaman ‘Why don’t we stop for a bite?’ asked the Hobbit With a beastly ravenous fury He’d take anything from some beef to chicken Even some Gondorian curry! ‘What?’ asks the Ranger of the North ‘We just got one at the inn! Surely that was enough for you Don’t you want to say trim?’ ‘Yes’ said the Hobbit with a smile on a face Eager for a bite of pork rind ‘What about a second breakfast’ he said to his friend His stomach enzymes messing with his mind. The ranger just walked off ignoring the mess Shocked at the behavior of his friend He had never had more than three meals Let alone beg for one till the end. ‘He doesn’t know about second breakfast’ said the other Hobbit And very angry was he He just wasted a very good minute A minute of peace and glee! ‘Doesn’t know about second breakfast?’ asked the shocked Hobbit The worst of all horrors he must bear! No elevensies or afternoon tea And dinner and supper not there! How could his life end this way With so much agony and pain? His life was so young and carefree And now it would never be the same. Suddenly he felt a bump on his skull Oh he was going to smack his pal! But lying on the ground was an apple Salvation had come to his bowels! Picked the fruit up and said ‘Oh!’ But happier was he than that! He devoured the morsel with such desire And happily on the ground he sat. Thus is the tale of a monstrous horror A terror beyond comprehension But all fears can be overcome by kindness And that’s the end of this conversation. The End
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"What about second breakfast?" Last edited by Yodaman : 10-10-2004 at 08:20 PM. Reason: Nurv's Suggestions |
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