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05-23-2001, 04:20 AM | #1 |
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The X-Wings are coming!! The X-Wings are coming!!
This is inpired by the thread "If there were ATATs in LOTR".
The idea is to make characters in Tolkien books say stuff related to Star Wars. Here's a few to set things rolling: Gandalf at Battle of Morannon : "The X-Wings are coming!! The X-Wings are coming!!" Gandalf about Shadowfax: "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy!!" Glorfindel talking about his powers at the Ford of Bruinen: "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter..." OK... You guys try it. |
05-23-2001, 01:02 PM | #2 |
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ooh, good thread!
Don't have much time now, I'll post more as I think of them. Here's an obvious one.
Any of the hobbits: Judge me by my size do you? |
05-24-2001, 09:37 AM | #3 |
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Re: ooh, good thread!
Grishnakh to Ugluk:
"You rebel scum!!" Nazgul to Gandalf at gates of Minas Tirith: "Your powers are weak, old man." |
05-25-2001, 03:17 AM | #4 |
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Eowyn, in a fit of frustration at Aragorn not returning her love: ""Why you stuck up... half-witted... SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF-HERDER!!"
Gandalf talking about Shadowfax: "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy." Gandalf to Saruman : "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the Force." Elrond advising Aragorn: "When 900 years old you reach, look as good you do not, hm?" Denethor to Gandalf: "I'm out of it for a little while and everyone's getting delusions of grandeur!!" Glorfindel about his hidden powers: "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Saruman to Hobbits in "Scouring of the Shire": "Cut me down, and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine!!" Aragorn/Boromir/Legolas before entering Moria: "I have a bad feeling about this." Maglor to Maedhros about their brother Caranthir: "He's just like his father." Maedhros: "That's what I'm afraid of." Elrond to Aragorn: "Your father's lightsaber. He wanted you to have it." Sauron to Palantir of Orthanc, thinking of Saruman: "TK 421, do you copy? TK 421?" King Olwe of Alqualonde to Earendil: "You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought." |
05-26-2001, 11:41 AM | #5 |
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Re: ooh, good thread!
Frodo to Samwise
:Artoo-Detoo! Watch your language!" |
05-28-2001, 08:51 AM | #6 |
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Galadriel to Sam and Frodo, using her Mirror:
"....difficult to see. Always in motion is the future." Galadriel to Boromir: "...once you start down the Dark Side, forever will it dominate your destiny." Aragorn to Sauron through the Palantir of Orthanc: "These aren't the droids you're looking for." Gandalf to Saruman: "Your mind tricks will not work on me." Gandalf struggling with Sauron's mind when Frodo is on Amon Lhaw wearing the Ring: "These aren't the droids you're looking for." Faramir to Pippin Took, first meeting in Minas Tirith: "Aren't you a bit short for a stormtrooper?" Sam seeing an elephant/Mumak: "That's no moon.... that's a SPACE STATION!!" Mouth of sauron at the Morannon: "Open the blast doors!! Open the blast doors!! |
05-30-2001, 08:07 AM | #7 |
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Re: ooh, good thread!
Sauron to bodiless Nazgul after Fords of Bruinen:
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa..." I can't find suitable quotes for Treebeard and Gimli. Can you help me out? |
05-31-2001, 04:01 AM | #8 |
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Re: ooh, good thread!
Elrond to Frodo just before the Company sets out:
"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try....." (Frodo faints away.) |
06-02-2001, 02:09 PM | #9 |
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Re: The X-Wings are coming!! The X-Wings are coming!!
Elrond at his council: "The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come."
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06-08-2001, 11:10 AM | #10 |
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Re: The X-Wings are coming!! The X-Wings are coming!!
Gimli to Elrond:
"I am not afraid." Elrond: "You WILL be.... you will be...." Faramir's dream: "Go to the Dagobah System..." Gollum to Bilbo: "Mudhole? Slimey? My HOME this is!!" Bilbo to Gandalf, in "an Unexpected Party" in "the Hobbit": " 'Adventure'... HAH !!... 'Excitement'.... A Jedi craves not these things ! Make you late for dinner !!!" |
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