05-31-2002, 01:15 PM | #1 |
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License plates
I got to thinking of this the other day at work. What would the LOTR characters have on their license plates? I'd like to go for actors as well at the characters themselves. For example:
Orlando Bloom's license plate might say : I'd rather be skydiving. Whereas Legolas's might say: I'd rather be treeclimbing. I'll start off with Thorin, who's license plate would, I think, say I'd rather be dragon-slaying.
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06-01-2002, 01:45 AM | #2 |
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06-01-2002, 08:34 AM | #3 |
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Strider "I rather be hunting orc"
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06-01-2002, 12:12 PM | #4 |
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Isn't that supposed to be bumper sticker?
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06-01-2002, 01:28 PM | #5 |
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OK,OK Pipen...I DIDN'T DO IT
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06-02-2002, 10:34 AM | #6 |
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License Plates and Bumper Stickers
Frodo:
License Plate: "9 FINGRS" Bumper Sticker: "Don't leave home without IT" Earendil: Bumper Sticker: "My other Vehicle is Vingilot" Bumper Sticker on Vingilot: "Valinor or Bust" Gandalf: License Plate: "ISTARI 1" Bumper Sticker: "A habit of the old, we choose the wisest to speak to...AND YOU AIN'T IT!" Feanor: License Plate: "JWL MAKR" Bumper Sticker: "I may be an Exile, but I can go back. You're Ugly no matter WHERE you are" Bilbo: License Plate: "BARLRIDR" Bumper Sticker: "The Road goes ever on and on" Elwing: License Plate: "1SILMARL" Bumper Sticker: "Honk if you like Swans" Gimli: License Plate: "LCKBEARR" Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be hewing orc necks" Legolas: License Plate: "GRNWOOD2" Bumper Sticker: "Keep blowing your horns...I'm reloading" Cirdan: License Plate: "GRYHAVN1" Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be sailing" Aragorn: License Plate: "LNDLHEIR" Bumper Sticker: "Numenoreans do it Longer" Mordomin: License Plate: "BLK HRT" Bumper Sticker: "Let's face it - Chicks dig the Elf!" Treebeard: License Plate: "FANGORN1" Bumper Sticker: "Honk if you're Huorn-y!" Durin the Deathless: License Plate: "GLD DIGR" Bumper Sticker: "A Mine is a terrible thing to waste" Finrod Felagund: License Plate: "CAVEHEWR" Elrond: License Plate: "HALF LVN" Bumper Sticker: "My Daughter is an Honor Student at Lothlorien Middle School" Theoden: License Plate: "HORSELRD" Bumper Sticker: "Wizards are Wise, but Helm's Deep" Bandobras Took: License Plate: "BLLROARR" Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be Golfing" Arwen: License Plate: "QUEEN 2B"
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06-02-2002, 10:59 AM | #7 |
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Oh man, Mordomin, I love your stuff!
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06-02-2002, 12:30 PM | #8 |
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Well all I can say is the main characters all have their own custom name plates in most states. I've tried more than once to get such a special plate but whatever name, place etc. I select is always already used. The license frame would have to contain the sayings mentioned here.
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06-02-2002, 02:08 PM | #9 |
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06-02-2002, 07:15 PM | #10 |
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Saruman:
License Plate: MNY COLORS Bumper Sticker: I'd rather be on my palantir Sauron License Plate: ONE RING Bumper Sticker: WANTED: one ring of power Hope these are good!
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06-02-2002, 11:16 PM | #11 |
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Funny stuff, you guys! I especially like Mordomin's "My daughter is an Honour Student at Lothlorien Middle School"!!
Unfortunately, I can't think of any of my own.
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06-03-2002, 05:26 AM | #12 |
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Sadly, neither can I, but those are funny!
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06-03-2002, 06:43 AM | #13 |
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I'm nowhere near as clever as some of you, but I had to at least give it a try:
Iluvatar L.P.: NUMBER1 Bumper sticker: I write the songs that make the whole world sing Feanor: L.P.: SILMRLS Bumper sticker: You'll pay for this, all of you Witch-King L.P.: BLKRIDR Bumper sticker: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Cirdan L.P.: SHPRITE Bumper sticker: Join the navy and see the sundering seas Arwen L.P.: SHE-ELF Bumper sticker: A stitch in time saved Gondor Samwise L.P.: ROSESMN Bumper sticker: Win one for the Gaffer Eowyn L.P.: DRNHELM Bumper sticker: Anything you can do, I can do better Bilbo L.P.: 2THIN Bumper sticker: I'd rather be an elf I tried!
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06-03-2002, 06:46 AM | #14 |
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Legolas:
LP: MIRKELF Bumper sticker: I'd rather be shooting orcs okay, really bad, i know...i tried
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06-03-2002, 08:14 AM | #15 |
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I am hopeless at these so I will leave it to you experts and just make people mad by laughing and not telling what I'm laughing about
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06-03-2002, 03:19 PM | #16 |
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actually, I meant the little license plate frames that say "I'd rather be..."
But anyway, these are really good. Much liked. No one's done Boromir yet, so... License Plate: DADSBOY Bumper Sticker: I'v got the horn AND YOU DON'T, so BUGGER OFF
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06-03-2002, 07:13 PM | #17 |
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Good one, Nariel!!!
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06-04-2002, 02:09 AM | #18 |
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morgoth:
EVIL 1 It's a black thing you wouldn't understand it.
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-04-2002, 07:12 AM | #20 |
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alternate choice two ( maybe for sauron's black hand)
Black is Beautiful
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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