03-12-2002, 07:28 PM | #1 |
The man
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What DO men want?
To be married to a maid.
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03-14-2002, 12:35 AM | #2 |
Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien
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And how long till THIS one gets closed? (Wait...if you closed the first one ignore this... )
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03-14-2002, 09:53 AM | #3 |
The man
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Uh, this is the first one. Some naughty admin (CBG? Tristan?) has decided to play a practical joke. Ha ha ha. Someone's gonna get whooped.
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03-14-2002, 12:35 PM | #4 |
Elven Warrior
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Is the maid like Neil Young's "A man needs a maid" where he means a maid-en or are is it just someone to fix us dinner, bring us beer and wash our ditry underwear?
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03-14-2002, 02:01 PM | #5 |
Hoplite Nomad
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maybe its both in one
a maiden maid
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
03-14-2002, 02:04 PM | #6 |
Elven Warrior
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Mmmm, Tater, a maid, not a widow.
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03-14-2002, 04:05 PM | #7 |
Elven Warrior
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I'll tell you I need a maid. My house is dirty!!
A nice french maid with a short black skirt and a nice set of....... credentials. Oh Yeah!!! Viens ici ma petite chou. Je t'adore plus que mon vie. Mais oui!
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03-14-2002, 08:34 PM | #8 | |
The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain
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"I know! I'll turn him into a flea; a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in a bigger box, and I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Or to save on postage..."
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03-14-2002, 08:36 PM | #9 |
The Rogue Elf
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*looks really confused* Why can't I see my post?
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03-14-2002, 09:25 PM | #10 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
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I know how you can see your post, Rouge. Just pm crickhollow and have her quote you.
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03-14-2002, 09:33 PM | #11 |
Elf Lord
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You called her ROUGE! ::runs away::
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03-14-2002, 09:45 PM | #12 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
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Sorry. There's a little bit of Afro-Elf typo in all of us, I guess.
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03-14-2002, 10:41 PM | #13 |
The Rogue Elf
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Yep, I'm changing my nick to Rouge Elf someday. I'll get around to it...
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03-15-2002, 12:18 AM | #14 |
Elven Warrior
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a big screen tv, a fridge full of beer and a woman to get it for him.
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03-15-2002, 12:23 AM | #15 |
Hoplite Nomad
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I'm infecting everyone Mwahhh!!!!!
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
03-15-2002, 09:13 AM | #16 |
Elven Warrior
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so was Rogue originaly a typo?
it was meant to be Rouge?
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03-15-2002, 10:32 AM | #17 |
Hoplite Nomad
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
> ----------------------- > > Wine her, > Dine her, > Call her, > Hug her, > Support her, > Hold her, > Surprise her, > Compliment her, > Smile at her, > Listen to her, > Laugh with her, > Cry with her, > Romance her, > Believe her, > Cuddle with her, > Shop with her, > Give her jewelry, > Buy her flowers, > Hold her hand, > Write love letters to her, > Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Show up naked, > Bring food. >> >>
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
03-15-2002, 12:27 PM | #18 | |
Elven Warrior
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03-15-2002, 12:49 PM | #19 |
Elven Warrior
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Show up naked, Bring food. It's so easy and yet so few women do it.
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03-15-2002, 01:52 PM | #20 | |
Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages
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