07-01-2005, 04:52 PM | #1 | |
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Worse ways it could of happened...
Most of us agree that the LOTR movies aren't as good as the books but it could have been worse, for example it could have gone this way:
"The lord of the sticks" (All the people are stick figures) Exerpt: (Moria) Aragorn:Why didn't frodo split in half? Gandalf:He got stuck with a spear, why would he split in half? Aragorn:We're sticks, a swiss army knife could split us in half! Post your own ideas for real pityful LOTR movies
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Another example of a strange (pretend) LOTR movie:
Lord of the Cats (LOTR with cats) Aragorn:Meow? Gandalf:Meow. Frodo:...zzz... Gandalf:Meow? Meow! Frodo:...zzz-Meow? Gandalf:MEOW!!! Frodo:EEE!!!
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The entire LOTR done in color overed live animation. (as in Bakshi's version of LOTR) Claymation could be either bad or good depending how the project was handled.
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Because MAYbe they aren't able to get studio backing for their ideas on how a movie should be made. Just a guess. Artists and visionaries are always battling money and commerce.
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The Ford of the Rings:
Credits: Indy Baggins---Harrison Ford Han Sauron---Harrison Ford
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Wow, and I was goign to delete that and put never mind. I thought that was a poor joke, but I guess it would be interesting to see a 4-foot Harrison.
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"LOTR X" (LOTR with animay) Frodo:How does this ring work? Any why is the hair on my feet so spikey?
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It makes me shudder to think of this, but Lord of the Rings as a MUSICAL!
(though it may have been done already)
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That would be interesting...
Baby steps to 90 seconds......Baby steps to 90 seconds......baby steps to 90 seconds...(yes, like "What About Bob?".
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The musical, or the movie, "What About Bob?" ?
The baby steps was about that evil 90 second rule.
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want to apologize for bringing up the musical....I just now saw the whole topic devoted to it
*just now finding my way around*
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Hi, welcome, Tree Dweller! I just noticed how new you are.
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AAAAGHHHH! Baby steps to 90 seconds, baby steps to 90 seconds...
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The lord of the beans
one bean to rule them all ahhh! wait thats not a joke its for real ahhhhhhhh!!!
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