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05-27-2003, 05:45 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Q&A for LOTR but I only want the wrong Answers
Ok, right. As if the title wasn't long enough, I'm going to take up even more space explaining the ridiculously simple rules of this.
I'm going to ask you a Lord of the Rings related question, and you give me a funny, strange, or just plain weird Lord of the Rings related answer, and then you go on and ask the next Lord of the Rings related question and so on. For example: -What kind of shampoo does Aragorn use? -Tangles 'n Twigs. It's the shampoo Rangers use the most! Not only does it provide him with the knotty, out in the wilderness look, but it also makes his hair greesy and wet all the time! Ok, and now for my real question: How did the orcs come into being?
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It's creepy and it's kooky, it's dangerous and spooky, there's just one thing to do-ee, the Ring must be destroyed! |
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05-27-2003, 05:56 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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They were once Elves...(yes, that is the WRONG answer
 )What are the names of the Valar? By the way, this should probably be in the Middle-earth forum. 
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05-27-2003, 05:59 PM
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Banned
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Dopey, Sneezy, Doc, Grumpy,...
Where does Arwen get her hair done? Last edited by Ruinel : 05-27-2003 at 06:00 PM. |
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05-27-2003, 06:34 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I don't know, but she buys her clothes at the Gap of Rohan .... (alright, I stole that from somewhere, but it was funny!)
Why did Sauron make a Ring of Power, as opposed to, say, a necklace or hairband of power?
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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05-27-2003, 06:38 PM
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Doughy Elf
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canada
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Originally it was an engagement ring, but then he became obsessed and couldn't give it away.
 Why did Elrond allow Merry and Pippin to join the fellowship? |
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05-27-2003, 06:44 PM
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Lady of Legends
Join Date: Apr 2003
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He was a Ringo Starr fan
Why do dwarves and wizards seem to be so obsessed with their beards?
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05-27-2003, 06:49 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jul 2002
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They are hoping that it will make them more atracktive!
Why is Elanor named what she is?
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Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES! Last edited by samwiselvr2008 : 05-27-2003 at 06:58 PM. |
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05-27-2003, 07:35 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Because Sam and Rosie were Beatles fans who couldn't spell.
What are the Four Farthings?
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05-27-2003, 07:44 PM
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RPG-aholic Psycho
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Duh! Someone opened a bar, but couldn't be bothered to come up with a decent name.
 Why did Legolas want to join the Fellowship?
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05-27-2003, 08:12 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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So he could make fun of the little short guy with the beard.
Why Three Rings?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-27-2003, 08:37 PM
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the dumb stoner canuck
Join Date: Feb 2003
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because the first two werent that great and third times a charm
why do dwarves grow beards why dont they shave
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-"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow. |
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05-27-2003, 08:41 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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You need something to strain the dirt and pebbles out of your soup.
What are an Elf's favourite passtimes?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-27-2003, 08:43 PM
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the dumb stoner canuck
Join Date: Feb 2003
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making fun of dwarves and admiring them selves in mirrors
(and GW when you said that i felt a bit sick )what do hobbits do in the night
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-"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow. |
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05-27-2003, 08:46 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Run around and giggle in the fields.
(about the soup? )What was Aragorn's favourite gaming system?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-27-2003, 09:43 PM
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the dumb stoner canuck
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im sure there is a more clever answer to this but im gonna say box of rohan
(and yes the soup thing  )how do dwarves get born
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-"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow. |
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05-27-2003, 09:44 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
Join Date: Sep 2001
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AD&D
What was so perilous about Saruman's voice? Sincerely, Anthony
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Sincerely, Anthony  'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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05-27-2003, 09:47 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Well, when a gorilla and a hobbit fall in love...
Why do dwarves love gold so?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-27-2003, 09:48 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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Quote:
What is Durin's Bane? Sincerely, Anthony __________________
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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05-27-2003, 09:49 PM
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the dumb stoner canuck
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cuz it makes them look beautiful for a night on the town
whats legolas' favourite band
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-"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow. |
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05-27-2003, 09:50 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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Where does Elrond Dwell? Sincerely, Anthony
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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