Do hobbit woman have hair on their feet?

Linarryl · 10-27-2002, 03:16 PM

I was thinking of all the Hobbits when a thought flashed in my head. Do hobbit have hair on their feet? It would be really weird to imagine this hairy hobbit woman.

durin's bane · 10-27-2002, 03:30 PM

I'm sure they do. They just don't have as much as the males.

Fred Baggins · 10-27-2002, 03:34 PM

I belive they do. After all Tolkin said that all hobbits have hair on there feet.

Lizra · 10-27-2002, 04:30 PM

Of course they do! They spend more time grooming their foot hair than the male hobbits do.. Hobbit foot hair care products are popular items in Hobbitown. (where do you place the emphasis in the phrase Hobbit foot hair care products?)

"Hobbitfoot" hair care products?
Hobbit "foothair" care products?
Hobbit foot "haircare" products?

Sminty_Smeagol · 10-27-2002, 05:18 PM

probably... Hobbit "Foot-Hair" care products...
-or perhaps "Products of care for the foot-hair of hobbits"

confusing

Sminty_Smeagol · 10-27-2002, 05:20 PM

hey that rhymes! I invented a slogan!

Aeryn · 10-27-2002, 06:40 PM

Smint...Smint...Smint...Haven't we already discussed this?
You CANNOT post anything intelligent, remember?

*ties Smeagol up in Elven Rope*

***Rían*** · 10-28-2002, 06:27 PM

oh, all this is TOO funny!

do you think they have little curling irons? *sizzle* OUCH!

Finglas · 10-28-2002, 06:46 PM

I bet that alot of them had chronic back pain from stooping over to brush their feet.

Starr Polish · 10-28-2002, 07:18 PM

Hah! Just got a hilarious image.

Sam brushing Rosie's feet, because she's so pregnant she can't bend over.

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-28-2002, 08:26 PM

I wonder: if hobbits were around today, would the 'rebellious' ones shave not only their heads but their feet as well? Maybe style it (foot-dreadlocks AHA HAHA!) or dye it different colors? Makes you wonder . . .

Ma Uai: Ua Nemti · 11-02-2002, 12:57 AM

That is one of those question I don't care to find out the answer to.

***Rían*** · 11-02-2002, 02:02 AM

foot hair mohawks ....

Sminty_Smeagol · 11-02-2002, 04:11 PM

Didn't it say somewhere that dwarf women had beards?

Fred Baggins · 11-02-2002, 04:21 PM

I think I remember something along those lines...

Ma Uai: Ua Nemti · 11-02-2002, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Didn't it say somewhere that dwarf women had beards?

*shudders*

Sminty_Smeagol · 11-02-2002, 05:46 PM

Like, that you couldn't phsyically distinguish a male dwarf from a female, and that there were very few females... I think it was mentioned by tolkien somewhere.

Scary. For all we know Gimli could have been a woman dwarf, in which case the legolas/gimli slash wouldn't be slash anymore.

***Rían*** · 11-02-2002, 05:58 PM

I don't remember the beard part, but here's from Appendix A of RoTK :

Quote:

It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need. They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the drawf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'.

Coney · 11-02-2002, 06:30 PM

That goes a long way towards explaining Dwarf's eternal grumpiness

L@ur@y Elven Warrior · 12-21-2002, 04:50 PM

Female Dwarves might have breads and Female hobbits might have hair on their feet.

10-27-2002, 03:16 PM	#1
Linarryl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 160	Do hobbit woman have hair on their feet? I was thinking of all the Hobbits when a thought flashed in my head. Do hobbit have hair on their feet? It would be really weird to imagine this hairy hobbit woman.

10-27-2002, 03:30 PM	#2
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	I'm sure they do. They just don't have as much as the males. __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-27-2002, 03:34 PM	#3
Fred Baggins Belladona Gamgee of the night sky Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning. Posts: 1,783	I belive they do. After all Tolkin said that all hobbits have hair on there feet. __________________ Emperor Cusco: Lemme guess. We're about to go down a huge water-fall. Pacha:Yep. Cusco: Sharp rocks at the bottum? Pacha:Most likely. Cusco:Bring it on. ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` Yes, I'm female. Fred Baggins is my NICKNAME! ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "The reason of the unreasonable treatment of my reason so enfeebles my reason, that with reason I complain of your beauty."~Don Quixote ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "Once upon a time there was a magical land where it never rained. The End."~from the movie 'Holes' ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` ()_))_Crayola_))_>

10-27-2002, 04:30 PM	#4
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Of course they do! They spend more time grooming their foot hair than the male hobbits do.. Hobbit foot hair care products are popular items in Hobbitown. (where do you place the emphasis in the phrase Hobbit foot hair care products?) "Hobbitfoot" hair care products? Hobbit "foothair" care products? Hobbit foot "haircare" products? __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

10-27-2002, 05:18 PM	#5
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	probably... Hobbit "Foot-Hair" care products... -or perhaps "Products of care for the foot-hair of hobbits" confusing Last edited by Sminty_Smeagol : 10-27-2002 at 05:20 PM.

10-27-2002, 05:20 PM	#6
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	hey that rhymes! I invented a slogan!

10-27-2002, 06:40 PM	#7
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	Smint...Smint...Smint...Haven't we already discussed this? You CANNOT post anything intelligent, remember? ties Smeagol up in Elven Rope __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-28-2002, 06:27 PM	#8
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	oh, all this is TOO funny! do you think they have little curling irons? sizzle OUCH! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! Last edited by Rían : 10-28-2002 at 06:28 PM.

10-28-2002, 06:46 PM	#9
Finglas Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: here, there, everywhere Posts: 88	I bet that alot of them had chronic back pain from stooping over to brush their feet. __________________ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

10-28-2002, 07:18 PM	#10
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Hah! Just got a hilarious image. Sam brushing Rosie's feet, because she's so pregnant she can't bend over. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

10-28-2002, 08:26 PM	#11
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	I wonder: if hobbits were around today, would the 'rebellious' ones shave not only their heads but their feet as well? Maybe style it (foot-dreadlocks AHA HAHA!) or dye it different colors? Makes you wonder . . .

11-02-2002, 12:57 AM	#12
Ma Uai: Ua Nemti Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: We'd tell you but you're all out to get us. Posts: 215	That is one of those question I don't care to find out the answer to. __________________ Pharoah "Vires decusque."

11-02-2002, 02:02 AM	#13
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	foot hair mohawks .... __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-02-2002, 04:11 PM	#14
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	dwarves Didn't it say somewhere that dwarf women had beards?

11-02-2002, 04:21 PM	#15
Fred Baggins Belladona Gamgee of the night sky Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning. Posts: 1,783	I think I remember something along those lines... __________________ Emperor Cusco: Lemme guess. We're about to go down a huge water-fall. Pacha:Yep. Cusco: Sharp rocks at the bottum? Pacha:Most likely. Cusco:Bring it on. ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` Yes, I'm female. Fred Baggins is my NICKNAME! ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "The reason of the unreasonable treatment of my reason so enfeebles my reason, that with reason I complain of your beauty."~Don Quixote ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "Once upon a time there was a magical land where it never rained. The End."~from the movie 'Holes' ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` ()_))_Crayola_))_>

11-02-2002, 05:46 PM	#17
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	Like, that you couldn't phsyically distinguish a male dwarf from a female, and that there were very few females... I think it was mentioned by tolkien somewhere. Scary. For all we know Gimli could have been a woman dwarf, in which case the legolas/gimli slash wouldn't be slash anymore.

11-02-2002, 06:30 PM	#19
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	That goes a long way towards explaining Dwarf's eternal grumpiness __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

12-21-2002, 04:50 PM	#20
L@ur@y Elven Warrior Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Halkirk Posts: 208	Female Dwarves might have breads and Female hobbits might have hair on their feet.

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