08-26-2002, 02:18 PM | #1881 |
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08-26-2002, 02:21 PM | #1882 |
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08-26-2002, 02:25 PM | #1883 |
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08-26-2002, 02:28 PM | #1884 |
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. He grabbed his bottle of wine and tried to throw it at the thing, but it wanted wine from the vineyards to help control his huge swollen ego. A little drug dealer walked between them and offered them both a shot of some random hallucinogen he pulled from his trench coat of many colors. Legolas, who was sampling the drugs, choked on a peice of the red wine bottle he'd accidently chipped when he tripped over The Book of the Dead which had followed him, even though he feared its ghastly contents. The Book hid itself in one of the saddlebags, with his set of Bells, which he had also attempted to leave behind. The supposed Abhorsen-in-waiting sulked as he tended his wounds and listened to Gandalf's instructions. Boromir's tight leather pants displayed his muscular buttocks and thighs but Sam thought Frodo's cute little biceps were extremely pointless against TROLL, the incredible.. troll. Scary Troll!!!! Frodo rode a Nazgul over to Rivendell to talk to Elrond and take some medication for his contageous schizophrenia and receding hairline. The side effects of the medication caused Elrond to spasm uncontrollably for twinkies and ding-dongs and he tried to swim over and claim his prize. Frodo said, "Find the Toenails! We burnt them after our long toenail smoke poisoned tobacco from East Lorien ran out." Miffed, Maglor met his untimely end while wandering wildly along the shores of Mithlond and pondering his fate he wept incontrollably at the thought of losing the recipe for delicious elf pudding pie. "Wait!" said Arwen, "don't do it! It's a trick!" Maglor stopped crying, but an imp who was purple, decided to intervene and poke him sharply in the beeehind with a flimsy plastic spork. Enraged, Maglor turned belching fire and vomit onto Beren's brand new leather pants, which were Fireproof pants, made from the best
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08-26-2002, 02:30 PM | #1885 |
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08-26-2002, 05:04 PM | #1886 |
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08-26-2002, 06:32 PM | #1887 |
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hot pants. Elrond giggled
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08-26-2002, 06:34 PM | #1888 |
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08-26-2002, 08:37 PM | #1889 |
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08-27-2002, 08:34 AM | #1890 |
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08-27-2002, 05:53 PM | #1891 |
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08-28-2002, 02:58 PM | #1892 |
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08-28-2002, 03:05 PM | #1893 |
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08-28-2002, 05:51 PM | #1894 |
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