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05-11-2003, 09:52 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Sep 2001
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LOL!!!
Female elves hot oil wrestling and foxyboxying in Valinor (sp-> i dont even remember if that's the right name  )
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The only thing active about me is my imagination! Last edited by ArwenEvenstar : 05-11-2003 at 09:54 AM. |
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05-11-2003, 12:17 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vilnius, Lithuania
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Concerning the elves - if you read the Silmarillion, you should remember that part of the Noldor who were fleeing from Valinor, had to go through Helcaraxe - the northern ice waste. Some of them perished there. At least everyone thought so. But actually, they did not perish. Their size was reduced by the cold (you know, when you expose things to extreme cold, they tend to reduce in size), and remained there, trapped in cold, until some old man (some say it was Earendil returning from Valinor), later named Santa Claus by some humans, found them while wandering there and made them his servants. He was overwhelmed by the kindness of the elven kin, and so decided to dedicate his life to giving presents to kids once per year. End of story.
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05-11-2003, 12:39 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: May 2003
Location: a cave under the cracks of doom
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What would have happened if smeagol kept the ring?
duh, the world wouldn't be here. smeagol would have destroyed Middle earth, cause he's like that.  |
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05-20-2003, 04:15 AM
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Sapling
Join Date: May 2003
Location: KCMO - Valentine
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 What would happen if Smeagol kept the ring? He DID keep the ring. Lucky for Middle-earth, he had bad peripheral vision. Last edited by Matta : 05-20-2003 at 04:18 AM. |
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05-20-2003, 06:26 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: I have no idea.
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05-21-2003, 08:25 PM
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Radically Tolkienited
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+><
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About that Troll/Orc bit on the first post: I think the troll would kill whichever head insulted him.
Cheers, Sam.
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05-21-2003, 09:03 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA
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Um....ARE there two-headed orcs?
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05-22-2003, 06:28 AM
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Fair Dinkum
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,319
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Hey, I just realised this is a Middle-Earth version of the Anything post.  Do M-e creatures use hair products? If so, what types? |
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05-22-2003, 06:39 AM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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05-22-2003, 03:13 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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Why? who says he has great hair!
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05-22-2003, 05:44 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: I have no idea.
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Well... that's what the fangirls say.
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05-24-2003, 05:37 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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cassiopeia is a fan girl?
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05-24-2003, 06:14 AM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
If I am, please free me of my misery. I think Ruinel was responding to your post, Radagast. (I hope!)
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05-24-2003, 06:39 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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no, no, no. She said that the fan girls think that Legolas has the greatest hair. You said something about that (hair products).
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05-24-2003, 09:26 AM
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Banned
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05-24-2003, 10:18 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: and why do YOU want to know?
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I think that all hobbits smust have spilled hair growth stuff on their feet and it got breed into them a long time ago and now its part of their DNA.
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05-24-2003, 11:50 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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05-24-2003, 10:03 PM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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I never said Legolas had great hair; I said ask him if he uses hair products. I like Legolas in the book, but don't particularily care for him in the movies. Leave it at that.
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05-24-2003, 10:06 PM
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
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leaving it now |
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05-24-2003, 10:22 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NEW JERSEY!
Posts: 375
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its a wig!!!!! didnt you know all elves are bald! they use hobbit foot hair to make their wigs
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