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11-27-2002, 06:24 PM
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OOC: Looks like we need another referance post.
Maggie: Imladris Willow: Imladris Mahtaliel: Pleasent field dimension Tika&Chicho: Outside leading the armies of Katt and Maggie against the armies of Nazgul Queen. Katt: Imladris Q: Pleasent field dimension Children of Katt: Somewhere in Imladris Nazgul Queen: Outside Imladris with her army Grady/Masderanoe: Imladris, leading spider armies Frerin: Fangorn Human: Pleasent field dimension and sending ninjas out against Maggie and Katt. Earniel&dragons: Trying to go to Gondor or where ever the good guys are at. Ghost of Zavron: His fortress Tano & Penguin: Still in shire keeping hobbits happy Elves&Men made by Tolkien: Pleasent field dimension As far as I can tell time stopped just long enough to get everyone where they currently are. Katt has surrendured to Maggie and That's all I know for sure. We should probably try to get to the pleasent field dimension by the end.
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11-27-2002, 08:20 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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OOC: What? But that spoils all the fun of it!
Imladris: Maggie and Katt where puzzling about the next step in the war. Willow stepped outside to join them, when suddenly, a figure dressed all in black leaps out from behind a tree! Human: Wa ha ha ha! I've gone ninja mode! Ain't no body gonna beat me now! Willow: That's what you think! Or at least that is what she would have said, if a large walrus hadn't landed on her for no apparent reason. Outside Imladris: NQ was just waking up from a wonderful night's rest, sipping hot cocoa in the fresh morning breeze. An officer runs in and tells NQ that her army is being submerged in a flood of squeaky penguins. NQ leaps deftly to her feet and opened her mouth to begin giving orders like: "Rally the troops! We must remain calm! use the bow men to pick off what ever penguins they can from a distance! Don't let them get too close to you!" Sadly, she too, was squashed by a random walrus. And Grady. And Frerin. And Mahtaliel and Tika and Chicho, and Earniel and her dragons, all squashed by walruses. All save for Q (who knew that it was coming, and stepped to the left,) and Zavron... Zavron's fortress, in his great bath tub: Zaron: Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time so much fun! Human leaps down from the ceiling dressed all in black, cause Zavron to scream like a girl. Zavron: Don't look! I'm naked! Human: Oh, fine. *turn her back and waits* Are you decent yet? Zavron: Um...no... Human turns around to discover Zavron in a towel, trying to load a cross bow. Human: oh, now that was low.... Zavron: *shamefaced* I know! But I am evil you know.... Human: That's what I came here to talk about. You see, I'm so much more evil than you! Zavron: No you're not! I got 1000% on my evil final exams! Human: Oh yeah? Well I got 2000%! Zavron: *Gasp!* You cheated! Human: That's the whole point! Zavron: *trying to load cross bow again* I'll get you! Human: Have at you fiend! *Throws cream pie in Zavron face and leaps out nearest window* Zavron:...cream pie? Wasn't there supposed to be a.... *Squish*
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11-27-2002, 08:27 PM
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I Antha
Join Date: Sep 2002
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OOC: How did you get so many places at once? Your talented!
IC:*When Frerin woke up he found himself surrounded by a rather large amount of ents. They told him he had been squashed by a walrus and his monkeys had fled to what they had made so far of their city in Fangorn. Under ground ofcourse so it would not disturb the ents. Then they told him to rest for a while and so with that he went to sleep under their shelter.*
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11-27-2002, 09:14 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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*Unfortunately for the rest of the armies, as we all know Nazgul can be killed by neither man nor walrus, and thus NQ and her army survived the blows without injury. And luckily the Crebain had dodged the Walrus so they still had transportation. And the dragons, well, no one tonne walrus can squish a 50 ton dragon...*
NQ: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU SHALL NEVER KILL THE NAZGUL QUEEN!!!!!!! Maggie: *blinks* Tika: *shoots a silver bullet at NQ, who ducks* Damn NQ: As i said, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!! *falls off her giant-bird-thing* Ow Chico: *grabs her and ties her up* Now we have you!!! NQ: Damn. Forces, return to Angband and guard the fortress with your lives and magic. I will find a way to return to you!!! *The thousands of MiniNazgul turn as one and fly back to the north, while Tika and Chico drag NQ inside and into the dungeons.* NQ: Hmmmmm, nice place you have here... *gazes at the lovely dungeon architecture.* Mind if i take a few photos? *Chico and Tika stare at her strangely and let it pass, locking her in the nearest cell, which just happens to be the largest, darkest, and evillest one in the place* NQ: Maybe i'll stick around for a while...
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11-27-2002, 10:06 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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In response to Duddun's question:
Because I am a NINJA! And ninja can do stuff like that.
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11-27-2002, 11:28 PM
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I Antha
Join Date: Sep 2002
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OOC: Oh, Ok, yikes!
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11-28-2002, 02:12 AM
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Enting
Join Date: Sep 2002
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In Imladris there was mass chaos. A very large walrus had just spuished alot of things. A little spuashed figure took a staff out of his cloak and returned himself to his normal size. Then he took a bowling ball and tossed it up into the air. The surrounding spiders looked up at the bowling ball expecting it to fall down. But it had a bunny inside. This was no ordinary bowling ball this was the Big Happy Orange Marble Magical Energizer Bunny Bowling Ball. A few minutes later a big walrus looked up in the sky and BOOM! A Big Happy Orange Marble Magical Energizer Bunny Bowling Ball had hit him in the head. Then the walrus saw tweaty birds floating around him.
Grady: Alright now that that big ball of flesh has been taken care of. He stopped in mid speach. Random Spider: What is it master? Grady: Biscuits! All Spiders: AHHHHHHH! Suddenly the spiders started shooting web all over Imladris. Within an hour Imladris was covered in spider web. Cook Spider (From under all the web): Crazy people I spill a few biscuits and they cover Imladris in web. Spider Fire: Is this stuff flamable? Grady: I don't know. Suddenly the fire spider slips on to the giant web and it all bursts into flame. Grady: From nice happy city, to city with web all over it, to city that has a flamming spider web all over the place. Random Spider: What should we do? Spikelegs: I know leave the city let the other people deal with this little umm problem. Grady: Good idea. The spider army gets out of Imladris and heads back to Mirkwood.
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11-28-2002, 12:26 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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*Meanwhile somewhere outside Imladris, in a walrusshaped dent in the earth a certain squashed sea elf regains conciousness.... or some form of it anyway.*
Eärniel: Ergl. Entesse: Say that again.... Eärniel: What hit me? Scaley: A walrus. Eärniel: A what? Poiple: A walrus, large aquatic mamal, famed for it's tusks. Eärniel: How come you don't look squashed? Entesse: There was only one walrus but we saw it coming so we ran in different directions. Eärniel: Soooo nice of you to warn me. I really apreciate it. *falls again unconcious, face first in the dirt*
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11-28-2002, 02:02 PM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
Join Date: Sep 2002
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zavron: Hmmm.....I need a new army. Hmmm... let's see what have they got in the armies 'R' us mag' today....Aha what about spiders. No they're out of stock.....Hmmmm....How about frogs, Naaaa!!! They're so last year!.
He went on like this for quite awhile.
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11-28-2002, 03:41 PM
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I Antha
Join Date: Sep 2002
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A little while later I sat up and saw Imladris flaming. I stood up and ordered an army of 10 monkeys to go see what was up and then come back and see if they needed help.
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11-28-2002, 04:35 PM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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zavron: Aha I've got it!!!!! I'll buy the supreme whisp's of smoke army!!!!They have hiiden powers!!!
He walked off and filled in the form and sent it off.
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11-28-2002, 07:56 PM
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I Antha
Join Date: Sep 2002
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OOC: It's Chicho not Chico.
 Maggie: Take all the photographs you like dear. Just no escaping, It is not allowed. NQ: ...  Escaping not allowed in a dungeon, how... unique.Maggie: Oh be quiet, here, have a camera, the dark room's down the hall to the left, Tika will attend you. I'd love to stay and chat but I really must go deal with that spider web, incompetent siblings you know. NQ: Of course, thank you. OOC: Oh no... Not again, Connor, for Eru's sake, log off when you use our computer. It's Maggie posting here, I forgot to make sure I was on my account again...
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If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. ****************************** I'm Not Evil! ****************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ****************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! ****************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun Last edited by Duddun : 11-28-2002 at 07:59 PM. |
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12-02-2002, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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*Katt is in a dungion in Imladris with a 10-year-old Rache because she sent the twins to meet their father. Long story. Never mind.*
Katt: I have nothing to say. Rache: Me nither.
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12-02-2002, 07:10 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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NQ: *wanders around through the dungeons, taking photos. Soon enough she finds herself in Katt's cell*
Katt: NQ, what are you doing here?? NQ: Taking photos... lovely atmosphere here... Katt: I see... but what are you DOING here?? NQ: Oh... I got captured... Katt: And the Amry? NQ: MY army is back home... your army, well... Katt: Well WHAT? NQ: They were defeated. Katt: I KNEW I shouldn't have trusted you... NQ: So, who is this lovely little girl Rache: I'm Rache. NQ: Oh, hello rache. WHat are you doing here? Rache: I'm with my Mum... NQ: Your mum? *looks from katt to Rache, and back again* Haaaaaaaang on...
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12-02-2002, 08:01 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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More NINJA!
*HUman leaps down from teh cieling and lands near NQ and Katt*
Human: Hello. I'm posting at school so this must be quick. I propose that the two of you join me, for I have already conqoured a great deal of Middle Earth, save for the shire, where Tano lies. Your reward shall be any pieces of middle earth that you desire, as I propose in the beginning. But if we despose of Zavron, Maggie and all those alter egos, that mean more pie for us! Think about it.... *leaves* Katt: Pie?
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12-03-2002, 10:30 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eärniel: *wakes up again* Ergl. What happened?
Scaley: Don't do that again! We've been through this 5 minutes ago! Eärniel: We did? *sits up*, Man do I have got a headache... Suddenly a large dragon breaks through the bushes where Eärniel was hit by the walrus. It turns it blazing eyes towards the sea elf, smoke is rising fro it's nostrils.* Eärniel: *screams as high as a steam whistle* AAAAAAAH! Scaley: Mommy! *runs to the big dragon and hugs it.* Eärniel: Eh? Big dragon: My little fledgeling! *hugs Scaley* Entesse: *wipes tear away* Awwwww.... so touching.... Eärniel: I believe I said: "Eh?" Poiple: *roll eyes* It's Scaley's mother! Eärniel: It is? Entesse: *whispers to Poiple* You think it was the walrus that hit her? Poiple: *shakes head sadly and whispers back* Nah, she never was really bright... Scaley:*to her mother* Where are you going, mom? Big dragon: Back to Angband. Our mistress was .... sort of defeated and she told us to retreat. Scaley: We'll go with you! Eärniel: Weren't we planning on going to Gondor? Poiple: On second thought, maybe Angband isn't such a bad idea. I mean if we can take over Nazgul Queen's army we don't have to do all the work.... Eärniel: *finally understands and grins* Swell idea! Let's go! OOC: NQ, I'm going to stea... um borrow your army for a while.
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12-03-2002, 01:27 PM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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zavron; Hmm..It says here that the whisps of smoke cover a person and when the whisp moves on the person has been turned into a chicken, well that will come in handy!!!
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12-04-2002, 12:53 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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OOC: Earniel, you can borrow my army on 3 conditions.
1) No damaging my fortress, and make sure it's protected 2) Make sure at least HALF of them survive - I want to have an army when this is over  3) Put them back when you're finished with them Alright?
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12-04-2002, 04:07 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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OOC: deal.
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12-04-2002, 05:17 PM
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Enting
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(Back in Mirkwood)
The spiders returned to the forest, and resumed working on the other cities and fortresses in it. While most of the spiders were returning to the main city Grady went to visit some lava pits that were deep underground. Grady: Is it ready? Lava spider: Yes here it is. The lava spiders handed him a red staff that looked like there was moving lava on it. Lava spider: It will burn the hands of everyone except you. It is the most powerful weapon that I have ever seen. When you use it I'm not sure what it will do but I know that it is very powerful. Grady: Lets see what it can do then. He went up above ground and made some runes on the ground that appeared to nothing special. Then he stepped back and lit the runes on fire. The fire soon went out and there was a low rumbling in the ground. Then two giant monsters sprouted out of the ground. Monster 1: You summoned us master. We are your servants. Grady: Excellent, it is time to build a giant army. Able to destroy all the armies in Middle Earth, the time for sitting and waiting has passed. It is time for war.
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