When I take over the world...... - Page 9

Sween · 09-10-2002, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Eärniel
Tsssk tsssk, you KNOW those aren't regular coffee shops, don't you? That's no place where a young father should hang out.

Tis better than visiting Amsterdams other attractions

what kind of effect on my child would there be if they thought i had visited anne franks house? lol

BeardofPants · 09-10-2002, 05:27 PM

Better than taking him "window shopping".....

Sween, would you care to step into this little box for a second. I promise it won't hurt; it'll just lock you away for an eternity, always looking out, never being able to leave.....

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Blackheart
Eat her brains.

That usually makes them quieter...

My brains are really disgusting. You wouldn't want to eat them.

Tanoliel · 09-10-2002, 11:47 PM

Er...could have made really petty comment here...but didn't.

As long as you don't suggest to eat her heart. She lost it when she died.

I don't know about Amsterdam coffee shops, but I'd like to keep the fantastically wonderful tiny little chocolate shop with the chocolate fountain in the window....yum.

-tano

Sween · 09-11-2002, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Better than taking him "window shopping".....

Sween, would you care to step into this little box for a second. I promise it won't hurt; it'll just lock you away for an eternity, always looking out, never being able to leave.....

tell me dear does the box contain sky tv a pub lots of women a nice tropical setting, small amounts of clothing and a football team of my chosing for the rest of my life?

And will ya be joining me? cos i will come in your box anyday if i get all that

Elfmaster XK · 09-11-2002, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Sure you are.

She has to say that, I clearly am the best candidate for world domiination...

I give rewards to my faithful subjects...Of course i kill those who don't follow me in nasty evil ways, but that's a minor issue.

And The box BoP owns is one item that could help in world domination *wonders if stealing it is good*

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
Eat her brains.

That usually makes them quieter...

What the brains? Mine don't usually make much noise.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-11-2002, 11:02 AM

lack of brains impairs the ability to think and therefore point out intelligent things.

*plots to steal the box*

Elfmaster XK · 09-11-2002, 11:09 AM

Perhaps you and i (that is EG and I) can work together, creating a joint plan to take over the universe, destroy starbucks and steal boxes and pirate ships. Then we can split the universe in two and have half each...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-11-2002, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Perhaps you and i (that is EG and I) can work together, creating a joint plan to take over the universe, destroy starbucks and steal boxes and pirate ships. Then we can split the universe in two and have half each...

Good I idea. I'm all for it. Now where do we start...I say we try to steal the box

Elfmaster XK · 09-11-2002, 11:17 AM

Me too. Right...*thinks, realising presence of brains allows thought processes (but not correct spellings all the time) *

......................**************************** ******............................$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$.....................££££££££££££ ££££££££££££.......................... .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.....................**

Now, for all who are not EG, that was a very secret code

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-11-2002, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Me too. Right...*thinks, realising presence of brains allows thought processes (but not correct spellings all the time) *

How about we sneak up on BoP...*snerk*....fne and blaaaa....then we nail the lid on the box until...*snerk* asks to be let out and merciful as we are all ends happily. We get the box.

Now, for all who are not EG, that was a very secret code

Good plan. *snerk* Perhaps we should not discuss such things in the presence of lowly, foolish mortals though

Elfmaster XK · 09-11-2002, 11:27 AM

I have edited it out... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (Permission given for use of evil laugh) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

right then *gets nails ready*

Sween · 09-11-2002, 11:30 AM

this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet).

Mind you once you have the leader of the world (moi) the world would capiculate but i would only end up forceing you into servatude to me. you are now and forever will be my 'bitches'

BeardofPants · 09-11-2002, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet).

Since I have self-imposed a no-sarcasm/vent/argument moratorium on myself for today, in light of the date, I'm just going to content myself by saying, that there is a reason I chose the box for the avatar ages ago, and suffice to say, yes I know what your mind is up to. You're not the only one who's mind bends in that direction.

Sween · 09-11-2002, 11:44 AM

ohhhhhhhhhh behave

Blackheart · 09-11-2002, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
My brains are really disgusting. You wouldn't want to eat them.

How would I know, until I try a slice? I might like disgusting brains...

BeardofPants · 09-11-2002, 12:11 PM

And might I add: get yer own box EG and XK! This one is mine.

Nibs · 09-11-2002, 12:13 PM

*double shudder*

Tanoliel · 09-11-2002, 01:11 PM

* A figure appears in the shadows, stepping up near EG* Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna buy a Box?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-11-2002, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
* A figure appears in the shadows, stepping up near EG* Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna buy a Box?

So, young hobbit lass...you want to sell me a box...instead, I will give you a quest! Retrieve for me the infamous Box of BoP and I will reward you greatly!

Oh, fine, I'll just get me own box. *searches for a proper box* There's one! Convenient, being right here in my room!

09-10-2002, 05:27 PM	#162
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Better than taking him "window shopping"..... Sween, would you care to step into this little box for a second. I promise it won't hurt; it'll just lock you away for an eternity, always looking out, never being able to leave..... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-10-2002, 11:47 PM	#164
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Er...could have made really petty comment here...but didn't. As long as you don't suggest to eat her heart. She lost it when she died. I don't know about Amsterdam coffee shops, but I'd like to keep the fantastically wonderful tiny little chocolate shop with the chocolate fountain in the window....yum. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-11-2002, 11:02 AM	#167
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	lack of brains impairs the ability to think and therefore point out intelligent things. plots to steal the box __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-11-2002, 11:09 AM	#168
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Perhaps you and i (that is EG and I) can work together, creating a joint plan to take over the universe, destroy starbucks and steal boxes and pirate ships. Then we can split the universe in two and have half each... __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-11-2002, 11:17 AM	#170
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Me too. Right...thinks, realising presence of brains allows thought processes (but not correct spellings all the time) ......................************************** **............................$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$.....................££££££££££££ ££££££££££££.......................... .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@..................... Now, for all who are not EG, that was a very secret code __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK Last edited by Elfmaster XK : 09-11-2002 at 11:26 AM.

09-11-2002, 11:27 AM	#172
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	I have edited it out... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (Permission given for use of evil laugh) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! right then gets nails ready __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-11-2002, 11:30 AM	#173
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet). Mind you once you have the leader of the world (moi) the world would capiculate but i would only end up forceing you into servatude to me. you are now and forever will be my 'bitches' __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-11-2002, 11:44 AM	#175
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	ohhhhhhhhhh behave __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-11-2002, 12:11 PM	#177
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And might I add: get yer own box EG and XK! This one is mine. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-11-2002, 12:13 PM	#178
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	double shudder __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

09-11-2002, 01:11 PM	#179
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	* A figure appears in the shadows, stepping up near EG* Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna buy a Box? __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

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