Light Of Evil - Page 9

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:27 PM

As far as I know, he doesn't wear pants....

Hey! Stop trying to catch me out. I deny everything. Ignorance is bliss. Now have a cup of coffee. Oh, and death to marshmellows.

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:29 PM

Your denials are futile!

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:33 PM

As High Priestess of the Taterificus Cult, I can say that we do not have "torrid affairs", we merely play with you silly mortals.

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:37 PM

*laughs mockingly*

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:40 PM

I am rubber, you are glue.

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:56 PM

What are you talking about? I'm a Halfwit . . .

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:58 PM

I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you.

OR....

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:59 PM

Halfwits can not understand such complicated elementary school rhymes.

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 09:02 PM

Ah, bite me.

***HOBBIT*** · 04-16-2002, 09:49 PM

talk about spam.....

Elfmaster XK · 04-17-2002, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Ah, bite me.

*Bites BoP*

Beat ya this time FF!!

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 03:56 AM

*Extracts BoP from XK's jaws (from which lumpy drool was flowing - plus she was foaming at the mouth...)

*Puts hand near to wound, it glows like the damn sunlight, and the wounds are healed...

"Righto!" I exclaim, "You're ALL gonna have to go through ME next time..."

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 04:04 AM

Thanks, Anduril!

*Wipes goober off arm*

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 04:57 AM

The pleasure was and is all mine (and mine own as well)...

*cleans blood off floor*

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 05:00 AM

Blood?! There was blood?!

XK, you vile piece of blood extraction, I will hunt you down, and turn your pants invisible. And also, I will force feed you marshmellows.

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 05:25 AM

Um...I think I know why XK was so violent (and also savage). It's because I read her secret love letters to you, remember?

*Anduril takes his seat for the invisible pants trick...*

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 05:31 AM

You think it could be jealousy?

Oh XK, you can have him! (Not that I 'have' him, you understand...)

Anduril, i mellon, I am only going to turn them invisible when you stop perving, ie, never.

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 05:38 AM

Wait BoP!!! I'm not perving!!

I only have eyes for you, my love....

*All the young school-girls reading this sigh romantically*

I do perve, but you are the only object of my...er....pervasions...

Strike the record!!!

(wrong thread...)

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 05:47 AM

*Watches Anduril put his foot in his mouth*

Would you like to put mine in there as well?

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 05:54 AM

I think so. Yeah, I guess your foot tastes better than mine, doesn't it.....

*think's back to the time when BoP - nevermind*

04-16-2002, 08:27 PM	#161
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	As far as I know, he doesn't wear pants.... Hey! Stop trying to catch me out. I deny everything. Ignorance is bliss. Now have a cup of coffee. Oh, and death to marshmellows. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:29 PM	#162
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Your denials are futile! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 08:33 PM	#163
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	As High Priestess of the Taterificus Cult, I can say that we do not have "torrid affairs", we merely play with you silly mortals. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:37 PM	#164
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	laughs mockingly __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 08:40 PM	#165
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I am rubber, you are glue. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:56 PM	#166
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	What are you talking about? I'm a Halfwit . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 08:58 PM	#167
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you. OR.... I know you are, you said you are, but what am I? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:59 PM	#168
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Halfwits can not understand such complicated elementary school rhymes. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 09:02 PM	#169
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ah, bite me. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 09:49 PM	#170
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04-17-2002, 03:56 AM	#172
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Extracts BoP from XK's jaws (from which lumpy drool was flowing - plus she was foaming at the mouth...) Puts hand near to wound, it glows like the damn sunlight, and the wounds are healed... "Righto!" I exclaim, "You're ALL gonna have to go through ME next time..."

04-17-2002, 04:04 AM	#173
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Thanks, Anduril! Wipes goober off arm __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 04:57 AM	#174
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	The pleasure was and is all mine (and mine own as well)... cleans blood off floor

04-17-2002, 05:00 AM	#175
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Blood?! There was blood?! XK, you vile piece of blood extraction, I will hunt you down, and turn your pants invisible. And also, I will force feed you marshmellows. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 05:25 AM	#176
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Um...I think I know why XK was so violent (and also savage). It's because I read her secret love letters to you, remember? Anduril takes his seat for the invisible pants* trick...*

04-17-2002, 05:31 AM	#177
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You think it could be jealousy? Oh XK, you can have him! (Not that I 'have' him, you understand...) Anduril, i mellon, I am only going to turn them invisible when you stop perving, ie, never. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 05:38 AM	#178
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Wait BoP!!! I'm not perving!! I only have eyes for you, my love.... All the young school-girls reading this sigh romantically I do perve, but you are the only object of my...er....pervasions... Strike the record!!! (wrong thread...)

04-17-2002, 05:47 AM	#179
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Watches Anduril put his foot in his mouth Would you like to put mine in there as well? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 05:54 AM	#180
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I think so. Yeah, I guess your foot tastes better than mine, doesn't it..... think's back to the time when BoP - nevermind

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