Why are you weird? - Page 9

BeardofPants · 05-09-2002, 03:39 PM

I'm NOT weird. Wait... my snot wants to talk to me....

Wulažg · 05-10-2002, 03:06 PM

I'm not just weird, I'm crazy. Literally. But then I'm really smart so I can get away with pretty much anything. It's fun except for the voices

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 06:42 PM

Welcome aboard, Earniel, Menelvagor, Arathorn (you did join my crew, right? We do need a bard!) and Anduril! (I am assuming you're on my ship somewhere. . .)!!!

Arr! My crew keeps growing! Excellent, now we have a full crew and can sail all over the world! Oh, and Earniel, you forgot that the captain is also very drunk and sees the occasional live person.

Our ship is well supplied with alcohol. Partly from E XK's generous contributions. . .right, Elfmaster?

Loved the song, Arathorn! Just don't throw me overboard, else my friend, the strange crow-ish not-really-a-bird-but-looks-like-one will attack! (hint. She's really a kind of Japanese demon. I'll say no more. *cough*)

*starts dancing and singing mangled songs*

BeardofPants · 05-12-2002, 06:52 PM

But who's gonna be locked in with Anduril?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 06:55 PM

Gollum will, of course! Or my 'Crow' friend's evil cousin. But that wouldn't be nice, he's really evil, so maybe not.

TinuvielChild · 05-12-2002, 08:42 PM

AAAAHH!!! did the boat leave without poor lil' TinuvielChild? i'm afraid i don't have any distinguishing characteristics, other than the fact that i'm an EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO, i look slightly like Galadriel, i have a friend who writes "My little voices say you're crazy" in Latin on her arms and i can actually translate them, i am an obsessive Gilbert and Sullivan fan, and i routinely pass over homework in favor of Entmoot. oh yeah and i go around shouting FRODO LIVES!!!!! at the top of my lungs, and i've seen the movie 7 times and can quote it almost word for word..... so can i join this merry band? can i can i can i huh huh huh?

TinuvielChild · 05-12-2002, 08:49 PM

Und Balrogs fliegen NICHT!!! Sie haben keine Fluegel!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 08:49 PM

*sends a rowboat out to pick up TinuvielChild...* Provided you are either insane, drunk, or both, you are welcome aboard my ship. But I'm afraid all positions except 'Cabin boy' (or girl, seeing as you are female) are filled. I trust that is alright with you?

TinuvielChild · 05-12-2002, 08:51 PM

Eh, as long as i get a spot on this here drunk ship (i mean pirate ship), mesa be happy.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 08:54 PM

Welcome then, for you are now part of the crew. Have some cider to celebrate! But, rule #2,347: No Jar Jar Binks!!!

BeardofPants · 05-12-2002, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Have some cider to celebrate! But, rule #2,347: No Jar Jar Binks!!!

Oh damn.

*Sadly throws Inflatable Jar Jar (tm) overboard*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 09:17 PM

Since I am a nice, generous (and drunk) captain, I will allow you to keep your inflatable Jar Jar if you so wish, so long as it does not make any noise!!! It must remain quiet. I will only make this exception once

Arathorn · 05-12-2002, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
But who's gonna be locked in with Anduril?

Who else but the hairbrush who thinks it's a sheep.

Menelvagor · 05-12-2002, 09:51 PM

Mrowl. Are you talking about me? *pretty kitty eyes*

Wulažg · 05-12-2002, 10:09 PM

Oh come on, can't I come too? I don't drink(I'm too young) but I AM clinically insane(really). It sucks but it has some perks, like being able to stow away on board of ships... I'm REALLY smart... plus I'm obsessive...and I love Tolkien.... plus I.... umm... I'm pretty good at guessing Menelvagor's riddles...that and AD&D... umm...am I a nerd or what?

I even periodically wear periodical table of the elements shirts

(really)

Please please please?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 10:24 PM

*takes the rowboat out again to pick up Wulazg* And the crew keeps growing! I suppose you can come as well, as the official Insane (fill in blank here...I don't know if you are human, orc, or what. I'm guessing orc.) Better yet, you can be the official stowaway, but you'll have to hide, and make sure I have plenty to drink now so I'll forget your existence, then I can discover you hiding away, and end up letting you stay aboard. And I'm sure your Periodic Table t-shirts will be useful at some point; I can never remember chemistry stuff

Welcome aboard, then, stowaway! *drinks lots of miruvor while Wulazg hides in the hold*

TinuvielChild · 05-12-2002, 10:39 PM

ok, i don't mind getting rid of my Jar Jar personality. That one was causing too much trouble.

Hey Wulazg, don't worry about Periodic Table of the Elements T-shirts, i wear them too. Pretty neon colors....there's a cool way to remember the first 19 elements: the symbols for them, combined, produce a phrase pronounced as "Hayli Bebc'nof Nena M'gal Sips Clark", HHeLiBeBCNOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArK-Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorous, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, and Potassium...and i've never taken Chemistry in my life. of course, that's in order; you could always memorize them with the Tom Lehrer song "The Elements", to the tune of the Major-General Song from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Pirates of Penzance, like my friend did: "There's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium Nickel neodymium dysprosium vanadium..." that's all i know of it. heeheehee....i am exceedingly hyper. Not technically drunk, as i am legally underage, but most certainly acting like it!

Wulažg · 05-12-2002, 10:47 PM

WooHoo!!! I'm on board! Legally underage nothing, I don't even have my driver's permit yet...I'm still in high school...I'm so ashamed...which is why I stowed away on the ship

. Oh and Eruviel, yes I am an orc, but I'm an elf when I'm in a good mood. Either way I'll keep the "water" flowing

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-12-2002, 11:05 PM

Well, orc or elf, I'm sure you will be a good addition to the crew, as will TC, seeing as she got rid of Jar Jar!

Hey, I don't even have a driver's liscense, and I'm almost 18!

Wulazg, *in Sauron-ish voice* I (don't) see you!!!

Arathorn · 05-12-2002, 11:15 PM

I used to wear a T-shirt with Shrödinger's equation, the Universal Gravitation Law, Maxwell's Equations, and the 6 quark flavors in it; but they're a bit faded now.

05-09-2002, 03:39 PM	#161
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I'm NOT weird. Wait... my snot wants to talk to me.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-10-2002, 03:06 PM	#162
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I'm not just weird, I'm crazy. Literally. But then I'm really smart so I can get away with pretty much anything. It's fun except for the voices __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-12-2002, 06:42 PM	#163
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Welcome aboard, Earniel, Menelvagor, Arathorn (you did join my crew, right? We do need a bard!) and Anduril! (I am assuming you're on my ship somewhere. . .)!!! Arr! My crew keeps growing! Excellent, now we have a full crew and can sail all over the world! Oh, and Earniel, you forgot that the captain is also very drunk and sees the occasional live person. Our ship is well supplied with alcohol. Partly from E XK's generous contributions. . .right, Elfmaster? Loved the song, Arathorn! Just don't throw me overboard, else my friend, the strange crow-ish not-really-a-bird-but-looks-like-one will attack! (hint. She's really a kind of Japanese demon. I'll say no more. cough) starts dancing and singing mangled songs __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 06:52 PM	#164
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	But who's gonna be locked in with Anduril? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-12-2002, 06:55 PM	#165
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Gollum will, of course! Or my 'Crow' friend's evil cousin. But that wouldn't be nice, he's really evil, so maybe not. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 08:42 PM	#166
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	AAAAHH!!! did the boat leave without poor lil' TinuvielChild? i'm afraid i don't have any distinguishing characteristics, other than the fact that i'm an EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO, i look slightly like Galadriel, i have a friend who writes "My little voices say you're crazy" in Latin on her arms and i can actually translate them, i am an obsessive Gilbert and Sullivan fan, and i routinely pass over homework in favor of Entmoot. oh yeah and i go around shouting FRODO LIVES!!!!! at the top of my lungs, and i've seen the movie 7 times and can quote it almost word for word..... so can i join this merry band? can i can i can i huh huh huh? __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-12-2002, 08:49 PM	#167
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Und Balrogs fliegen NICHT!!! Sie haben keine Fluegel! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-12-2002, 08:49 PM	#168
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	sends a rowboat out to pick up TinuvielChild... Provided you are either insane, drunk, or both, you are welcome aboard my ship. But I'm afraid all positions except 'Cabin boy' (or girl, seeing as you are female) are filled. I trust that is alright with you? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 08:51 PM	#169
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Eh, as long as i get a spot on this here drunk ship (i mean pirate ship), mesa be happy. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-12-2002, 08:54 PM	#170
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Welcome then, for you are now part of the crew. Have some cider to celebrate! But, rule #2,347: No Jar Jar Binks!!! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 09:17 PM	#172
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Since I am a nice, generous (and drunk) captain, I will allow you to keep your inflatable Jar Jar if you so wish, so long as it does not make any noise!!! It must remain quiet. I will only make this exception once __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 09:51 PM	#174
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	Mrowl. Are you talking about me? pretty kitty eyes

05-12-2002, 10:09 PM	#175
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Oh come on, can't I come too? I don't drink(I'm too young) but I AM clinically insane(really). It sucks but it has some perks, like being able to stow away on board of ships... I'm REALLY smart... plus I'm obsessive...and I love Tolkien.... plus I.... umm... I'm pretty good at guessing Menelvagor's riddles...that and AD&D... umm...am I a nerd or what? I even periodically wear periodical table of the elements shirts (really) Please please please? __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-12-2002, 10:24 PM	#176
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	takes the rowboat out again to pick up Wulazg And the crew keeps growing! I suppose you can come as well, as the official Insane (fill in blank here...I don't know if you are human, orc, or what. I'm guessing orc.) Better yet, you can be the official stowaway, but you'll have to hide, and make sure I have plenty to drink now so I'll forget your existence, then I can discover you hiding away, and end up letting you stay aboard. And I'm sure your Periodic Table t-shirts will be useful at some point; I can never remember chemistry stuff Welcome aboard, then, stowaway! drinks lots of miruvor while Wulazg hides in the hold __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 10:39 PM	#177
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ok, i don't mind getting rid of my Jar Jar personality. That one was causing too much trouble. Hey Wulazg, don't worry about Periodic Table of the Elements T-shirts, i wear them too. Pretty neon colors....there's a cool way to remember the first 19 elements: the symbols for them, combined, produce a phrase pronounced as "Hayli Bebc'nof Nena M'gal Sips Clark", HHeLiBeBCNOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArK-Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorous, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, and Potassium...and i've never taken Chemistry in my life. of course, that's in order; you could always memorize them with the Tom Lehrer song "The Elements", to the tune of the Major-General Song from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Pirates of Penzance, like my friend did: "There's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium Nickel neodymium dysprosium vanadium..." that's all i know of it. heeheehee....i am exceedingly hyper. Not technically drunk, as i am legally underage, but most certainly acting like it! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-12-2002, 10:47 PM	#178
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	WooHoo!!! I'm on board! Legally underage nothing, I don't even have my driver's permit yet...I'm still in high school...I'm so ashamed...which is why I stowed away on the ship . Oh and Eruviel, yes I am an orc, but I'm an elf when I'm in a good mood. Either way I'll keep the "water" flowing __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-12-2002, 11:05 PM	#179
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, orc or elf, I'm sure you will be a good addition to the crew, as will TC, seeing as she got rid of Jar Jar! Hey, I don't even have a driver's liscense, and I'm almost 18! Wulazg, in Sauron-ish voice I (don't) see you!!! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-12-2002, 11:15 PM	#180
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I used to wear a T-shirt with Shrödinger's equation, the Universal Gravitation Law, Maxwell's Equations, and the 6 quark flavors in it; but they're a bit faded now. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

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