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Old 05-27-2002, 01:46 AM   #161
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Well, I'd say quite a few of these are rather. . .wrong
I would say..ummm...naughty rather than wrong.
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Old 05-27-2002, 01:53 AM   #162
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Yes, I suppose 'naughty' would be a better description
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Old 05-27-2002, 11:37 AM   #163
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My my.. what a bold statement you make.. what's the original passage? I'm curious to know what innocent statement was corrupted by the evil mind of Menelvagor


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Old 05-28-2002, 01:00 AM   #164
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Frodo: "But it can not stay in my pants!"
Gandalf: "No! No, it can't."
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Old 05-28-2002, 11:33 PM   #165
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lol, FF.
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Old 05-29-2002, 12:15 AM   #166
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'"These we will take!" said Gandalf suddenly. He cast aside his cloak and a white light shown forth like a sword in that dark place.'
Ahh! Corruption, thy name is Menelvagor!!
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Old 05-29-2002, 12:39 AM   #167
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That's funny. What a difference one little word like 'pants' makes.

"Alas!" said Eomer. "I will not say that she is the fairest lady that lives."
"Then I must go for my pants," said Gimli.
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Old 05-29-2002, 06:21 AM   #168
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All that is Pants does not glitter. Not all those who wander are pants.
The old that is pants will not wither. Deep pants are not reached by the frost.
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Old 05-29-2002, 02:06 PM   #169
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Ahh! Corruption, thy name is Menelvagor!!
Muahahahaha!
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Old 05-29-2002, 02:44 PM   #170
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Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. More than pants guard its dark gates.

Pip: That's nice! Ash on my pants!

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Merry: Sausages, tomatoes, nice, crispy pants!
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Old 05-29-2002, 09:50 PM   #171
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"And he commanded that his pants be unfurled; and he did off the Star of the North Kingdom and gave it to the keeping of the sons of Elrond."

Gandalf: "Confound it, Samwise Gamgee, have you been pants-dropping?"
Sam: "No sir, I ain't been dropping no pants, sir!"

"Don't talk bout it, Mr. Frodo. Bless you! I'd carry you in my pants, if I could."
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Old 05-29-2002, 11:29 PM   #172
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Aldarion-"You shall dwell where you will, as wife as the King's pants."
Brandir-"Ha, dorlas! what news can you tell? How come you off alive? And what of my pants?"
there now the pants lay, with zipper agape; but all its fires were burned out, and its evil pockets were closed.
(glaurung the dragon)
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Old 05-30-2002, 01:26 AM   #173
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Gandalf: "Confound it, Samwise Gamgee, have you been pants-dropping?"
Sam: "No sir, I ain't been dropping no pants, sir!"

lol...

Sam: "Pantsdropping, sir? I don't follow you, begging your pardon. There ain't no pants at Bag End, and that's a fact!"
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Old 05-30-2002, 02:42 AM   #174
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Pippin: There must be someone with pants in the party!
Gandalf: Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin Took!



There seems to be an obscure lack of pants wherever they are most needed..
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Old 05-30-2002, 02:52 AM   #175
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Earnendil was a Mariner,
Who taried in Arvernien;
he built a pants of timber felled
in Nimbrethil to journey in;
her pants he wove of silver fair,
of silver were her lanterns made;
her pants were fashioned like a swan
and pants upon her banner laid.
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Old 05-30-2002, 12:07 PM   #176
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lol nice...
prolly take some of the poems of lays of beleriand..be pretty funny:P
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Old 05-30-2002, 01:55 PM   #177
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that's funny... really... . (lol)
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Old 05-30-2002, 02:04 PM   #178
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"The days are dark,and there is no hope for Men, for the pants are few."-Amandil

"He died at sunset. Ibun my son has pantsed me."- Mim the Dwarf
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Old 05-30-2002, 03:36 PM   #179
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I have not seen this thread in forever and I just DIED laughing!!! It's a good thing my mom's not home, I'm making quite a scene in here...

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"So you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to pants each other like civilized people?"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You pantsed my father. Prepare to die."

"You pantsed my love!" "That's possible, I pants a great many people."

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Old 05-30-2002, 09:43 PM   #180
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lol, those are good, Galadriel88!

I think I might do some more poems...maybe the rest of the Earendil one
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