Teacup Café XL - Page 9

Gwaimir Windgem · 10-22-2010, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

What is it with you and weird haircuts?

I swear if a woman walked into a room wearing a tie, hiking boots, and with a bright orange mohawk that feathered out into numerous ponytails, the ends of which were on fire and made to represent the statue of liberty.... you'd probably fall in love with her.

You had me until "orange."

Speaking of orange, though, these Japanese McDonalds' commercials. Wha???

The last sane person · 10-22-2010, 02:43 PM

...

Wow. Got me looking at a whole different sort of buns!

Gwaimir Windgem · 10-22-2010, 02:45 PM

Dammit, you made me spew my pita all over my laptop!

The last sane person · 10-22-2010, 02:56 PM

Bwahahahahahah! My task is accomplished!

*hands GW a towel and perhaps a sponge*

Hey, come on, don't tell me the thought hadn't been crossing your mind as well.

Acalewia · 10-23-2010, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Indeed it is the pink ribbon for all the cancers.

Pick is defenatly for Breast Cancer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

So I just found out that Rachel Luttrell, an actress from Stargate Atlantis, is apparently some kind of super multi-talented.... whatever. She's not even a person.

This woman is only 39, and she has been on tons of TV programs, she's been in a bunch of broadway shows, she studied piano at the royal conservatory, ballet at some fancy Russian ballet academy, and her father (a member of the Mendelssohn choir) trained her voice (she sings really beautifully), and to top it all off she's just absolutely gorgeous.

.... talented people. WHATEVER.

I could've been a talented child too, if I wanted. I'm just... saving it up. For later.

Who does she play? I've seen a few episodes.

And of course your saving your talents for a rainy day XD

Happy Saterday everyone

Now off to the ranting thread I go

***Tessar*** · 10-23-2010, 04:59 PM

Did you guys know that if you put on deodorant before toweling off, because you weren't really paying attention to what you were doing when you got out of the shower, your entire towel will end up smelling like deodorant? True story.

Gwaimir Windgem · 10-23-2010, 07:10 PM

NO! The entire towel???

***Tessar*** · 10-23-2010, 08:32 PM

Yes, Gwai. I am a firm believer in two things:

1. Using copious amounts of deodorant.

2. Drying off my armpits thoroughly so that said deodorant will apply properly.

3. The Spanish inquisition.

Hang on, that's three things. I am a firm believe in three things:

1. Using copious amounts of--.... I'll come back again. >.<

Grey_Wolf · 10-24-2010, 10:51 AM

“And we’re back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this slightly altered version of Stairway To Heaven…”

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's starting a thread on Enmoot
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a starting a thread on Enmoot

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
and it makes me wonder
really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

GUITAR SOLO

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean from the May Queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, Ooh, it makes me wonder

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

GUITAR SOLO

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's starting a thread on Enmoot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2010, 07:06 AM

”Tonight, on W-M.O.O.T., this alternate version of the final showdown between Nelly and Hector…”

Two of Hector’s soldiers desperately tries to stop Nelly from reaching the podium and the Sword of Power, but, of course they fail and Nelly swings onto it holding onto a curtain, he knocks down another soldier as he lands on the podium and turns to grab hold of the sword-gilt.

Hector: “No!”

Hector, in a yellow mask and armour, sends out his power in the shape of yellow tendrils, at first, stopping Nelly from the grabbing the sword, but, after a few tries, Nelly can finally get hold of it, his arm is enveloped in the yellow tendrils. He releases the sword from its stand and raises it aloft.

Nelly: “I have the Power!”

A bright light blazes from the sword as Nelly holds the Sword up.

Hector leans back and covers his face.

Hector: “You! You will no longer stand between me and my destiny!”

Nelly: “But I will! I told you it was always between us.”

Hector: “Oh, ye! I want to smash you out of existence. To drive your cursed face from my memory forever!”

Nelly: “You have thought…”

Hector: “Yes! Let this be our final battle!”

They raise their weapons and as they meet in metal crash both begins to shine - Nelly’s sword in a bright yellow - Hector’s staff in a bright blue. A ferocious battle is joined. Neither party getting the better of the other. In the end, Nelly’s swords breaks Hector’s staff and he raises his sword, while Hector roars and the power leaves him and he visage returns to his old one.

Nelly: “Hector.” He’s panting from the effort of the battle, he lowers his sword.
“It’s over!”

Hector: “Yes.” he draws forth a hidden sword.”For you!”

With couple of quick slashes with his sword he disarms Nelly and the Sword of Power slides off and is almost lost, but Nelly dives for it and succeeds in grabbing the hilt just before it is lost forever. The combatants yet again exchange blows. They do a half circle and Hector now has his back to the abyss. A final blow from Nelly and Hector tumbles to his death in the bottomless abyss. Nelly watches as his arch-enemy falls to his death.
Quite exhausted he gets up. As he turns the opening in the wall begins to close and the forcefield holding the Sorceress captive dissolves.

Troll’s Bane shouts: “We did it! He-Man! Victory!”

Varna, by his side, echoes: “Victory!”

Nelly turns and sighs: “Victory.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ceER...eature=related

***Earniel*** · 10-25-2010, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Did you guys know that if you put on deodorant before toweling off, because you weren't really paying attention to what you were doing when you got out of the shower, your entire towel will end up smelling like deodorant? True story.

Just... how tiny are your towels?

The last sane person · 10-25-2010, 07:05 PM

I'm thinking glorified teatowels.

***Tessar*** · 10-25-2010, 07:10 PM

It's not about the size of the towel, it's.... the.... thread count.

... that was going to be dirty but took a turn for the domestic somewhere in my head before it made to to my typing fingers. >.> Oh well.

The last sane person · 10-25-2010, 07:50 PM

Hahaha! Probably because your inner censor made that line of thought come to a screeching halt.

Acalewia · 10-25-2010, 11:06 PM

Couldn't stop my dirty mind lol

Noble Elf Lord · 10-26-2010, 01:12 AM

GW = best possible bard.

Grey_Wolf · 10-26-2010, 03:20 AM

Thanks, Nelly!

***Earniel*** · 10-26-2010, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

It's not about the size of the towel, it's.... the.... thread count.

... that was going to be dirty but took a turn for the domestic somewhere in my head before it made to to my typing fingers. >.> Oh well.

Well then, allow me to get it back on track with the comment that I hope you're not parading out of the shower in that insufficient thread count.

Grey_Wolf · 10-26-2010, 09:34 AM

THE MOOT CITY MOVIE COMPANY
PRESENTS

A
MOOTWOOD
PRODUCTION

A
ANDERS HANSEN
FILM

SANE
TESSAR

IN

THE DIRTY TOWEL

ALSO STARRING

JONATHAN
EÄRNIEL
GWAIMIR
ACALEWIA

AND

THE TOWEL AS THE DIRTY TOWEL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGnPreFBSU

***Earniel*** · 10-26-2010, 03:57 PM

O.O

I think I need to fire my agent if that's the sort of movie he booked me for.

10-22-2010, 02:43 PM	#162
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	... Wow. Got me looking at a whole different sort of buns! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-22-2010, 02:45 PM	#163
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Dammit, you made me spew my pita all over my laptop! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

10-22-2010, 02:56 PM	#164
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Bwahahahahahah! My task is accomplished! hands GW a towel and perhaps a sponge Hey, come on, don't tell me the thought hadn't been crossing your mind as well. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-23-2010, 07:10 PM	#167
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	NO! The entire towel??? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

10-25-2010, 07:06 AM	#170
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	”Tonight, on W-M.O.O.T., this alternate version of the final showdown between Nelly and Hector…” Two of Hector’s soldiers desperately tries to stop Nelly from reaching the podium and the Sword of Power, but, of course they fail and Nelly swings onto it holding onto a curtain, he knocks down another soldier as he lands on the podium and turns to grab hold of the sword-gilt. Hector: “No!” Hector, in a yellow mask and armour, sends out his power in the shape of yellow tendrils, at first, stopping Nelly from the grabbing the sword, but, after a few tries, Nelly can finally get hold of it, his arm is enveloped in the yellow tendrils. He releases the sword from its stand and raises it aloft. Nelly: “I have the Power!” A bright light blazes from the sword as Nelly holds the Sword up. Hector leans back and covers his face. Hector: “You! You will no longer stand between me and my destiny!” Nelly: “But I will! I told you it was always between us.” Hector: “Oh, ye! I want to smash you out of existence. To drive your cursed face from my memory forever!” Nelly: “You have thought…” Hector: “Yes! Let this be our final battle!” They raise their weapons and as they meet in metal crash both begins to shine - Nelly’s sword in a bright yellow - Hector’s staff in a bright blue. A ferocious battle is joined. Neither party getting the better of the other. In the end, Nelly’s swords breaks Hector’s staff and he raises his sword, while Hector roars and the power leaves him and he visage returns to his old one. Nelly: “Hector.” He’s panting from the effort of the battle, he lowers his sword. “It’s over!” Hector: “Yes.” he draws forth a hidden sword.”For you!” With couple of quick slashes with his sword he disarms Nelly and the Sword of Power slides off and is almost lost, but Nelly dives for it and succeeds in grabbing the hilt just before it is lost forever. The combatants yet again exchange blows. They do a half circle and Hector now has his back to the abyss. A final blow from Nelly and Hector tumbles to his death in the bottomless abyss. Nelly watches as his arch-enemy falls to his death. Quite exhausted he gets up. As he turns the opening in the wall begins to close and the forcefield holding the Sorceress captive dissolves. Troll’s Bane shouts: “We did it! He-Man! Victory!” Varna, by his side, echoes: “Victory!” Nelly turns and sighs: “Victory.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ceER...eature=related Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-25-2010 at 07:14 AM.

10-23-2010, 04:59 PM	#166
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Did you guys know that if you put on deodorant before toweling off, because you weren't really paying attention to what you were doing when you got out of the shower, your entire towel will end up smelling like deodorant? True story.

10-23-2010, 08:32 PM	#168
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Yes, Gwai. I am a firm believer in two things: 1. Using copious amounts of deodorant. 2. Drying off my armpits thoroughly so that said deodorant will apply properly. 3. The Spanish inquisition. Hang on, that's three things. I am a firm believe in three things: 1. Using copious amounts of--.... I'll come back again. >.<

10-24-2010, 10:51 AM	#169
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	“And we’re back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this slightly altered version of Stairway To Heaven…” There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's starting a thread on Enmoot When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a starting a thread on Enmoot There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me wonder There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking and it makes me wonder really makes me wonder And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forest will echo with laughter GUITAR SOLO If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean from the May Queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, Ooh, it makes me wonder Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind GUITAR SOLO And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all is one and one is all, yeah To be a rock and not to roll. And she's starting a thread on Enmoot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

10-25-2010, 07:05 PM	#172
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	I'm thinking glorified teatowels. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-25-2010, 07:10 PM	#173
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	It's not about the size of the towel, it's.... the.... thread count. ... that was going to be dirty but took a turn for the domestic somewhere in my head before it made to to my typing fingers. >.> Oh well.

10-25-2010, 07:50 PM	#174
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Hahaha! Probably because your inner censor made that line of thought come to a screeching halt. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-25-2010, 11:06 PM	#175
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Couldn't stop my dirty mind lol __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

10-26-2010, 01:12 AM	#176
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	GW = best possible bard. __________________ Hers.

10-26-2010, 03:20 AM	#177
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Thanks, Nelly!

10-26-2010, 09:34 AM	#179
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	THE MOOT CITY MOVIE COMPANY PRESENTS A MOOTWOOD PRODUCTION A ANDERS HANSEN FILM SANE TESSAR IN THE DIRTY TOWEL ALSO STARRING JONATHAN EÄRNIEL GWAIMIR ACALEWIA AND THE TOWEL AS THE DIRTY TOWEL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGnPreFBSU Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-26-2010 at 09:43 AM.

10-26-2010, 03:57 PM	#180
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	O.O I think I need to fire my agent if that's the sort of movie he booked me for. __________________ We are not things.

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