The Entmoot Court - Page 9

***Jonathan*** · 05-24-2010, 09:42 AM

Blimey

Where d'you get them toys?

*grabs popcorn from nearest by-stander*
*throws popcorn at Hector to distract him*
*rushes forward*
*elegantly does a triple-flip jump over Hector's head*
*makes cat-like landing*
*somersaults to the side*
*throws sword from right hand to left*
*attempts final strike on Hector before he can wield his new weapon*

Btw Hector, have you even seen and fathomed the sheer size of my sword?

hectorberlioz · 05-24-2010, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Blimey

Where d'you get them toys?

*grabs popcorn from nearest by-stander*
*throws popcorn at Hector to distract him*
*rushes forward*
*elegantly does a triple-flip jump over Hector's head*
*makes cat-like landing*
*somersaults to the side*
*throws sword from right hand to left*
*attempts final strike on Hector before he can wield his new weapon*

Btw Hector, have you even seen and fathomed the sheer size of my sword?

*deflects popcorn with his lightsaber*

Your toys do not impress me

*hhhhoooooooeeeeppppppprrrrrrr hhhoooooeeeeppprrrr*

*bssszzzzzz bssszzz bssszzz*

*chops Jonathan's sword in half*

You cannot defeat me, halfling.

***Jonathan*** · 05-24-2010, 01:20 PM

*Rolls to the side*

Silly Hector, the sword is supposed to be split in half

*Leaps towards Hector*

It'll take more than insidious sith tricks and weird divine intervention to bring me down, or to ruin my well-forged and (surprise!) mithril-based weapons!

Now let's see how you can parry the slashes of two swords!

*Unleashes storm of swords upon Hector* OMNISLASH!!

hectorberlioz · 05-24-2010, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

mithril-based

Oh crap

*parries for his life*

**Mari** · 05-24-2010, 04:08 PM

*breaks out some chocolate chip cookies and watches the fight* It's getting interesting!

Noble Elf Lord · 05-25-2010, 01:38 AM

Agreed. Finally something worth watching.

Coffeehouse · 05-25-2010, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

*breaks out some chocolate chip cookies and watches the fight* It's getting interesting!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noble Elf Lord

Agreed. Finally something worth watching.

I third that!

*Chucks the Watered-Steel Blade onto the lawn outside the Cafe and joins Noble and Mari in eating choc'chip' cookies*

Who wants milk?

**Mari** · 05-25-2010, 11:30 AM

Oh! Me! I wants! *raises hand, after watching out for nearby chopping swords*

Noble Elf Lord · 05-25-2010, 11:58 AM

Combatants, why don't ya just scratch one wound on each other and call it a draw?

(am I a tad bit too optimistic...?)

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 12:25 PM

And so, the two combatants fought savagely through the forums, wreaking tremendous havoc in both the Court and the Teacup Café. Each strike with lightsabre and mithril blade sent thunderous shockwaves through the threads.

But unbeknownst to the duellists, their fierce fight had disturbed an ancient, powerful entity deep beneath the forums of Entmoot. A foul beast that had been laying there in a deep, dreamless sleep for millennia. A demonic creature that never should have been awakened!

RRROOOAAARRR

A Balrog of Morgoth emerges

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 12:35 PM

Oh doom of this day, it's a balrog!

At that moment all of Hector's fears struck him fiercely. It seemed that all the breath in his body had gone and with trembling limbs he stood under the shadow of the balrog with Jonathan, gazing in terror at this terrible horror from the abyss and at any moment it seemed his legs would give way under him from the trembling and mental re-organization his brain was undergoing.

*puts lightsaber setting on "Butt-Kick," which is the highest setting possible*

This balrog shall die! Jonathan, we just join forces to defeat this foe for no warrior before us in time has survived battle with a balrog!

PS: Oh yeah, and it'll probably lay waste to the messageboard if we don't stop it.

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 12:42 PM

*Stands in shock*

Oh my Eru, you’re right. The existence of all of Entmoot is in danger! C’mon, we must act immediately! I hit I’m high, you hit him low. And watch out for that fiery whip of his!

*Raises blades* Elendil!

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 12:54 PM

Elendiiiiiiillll!!!!!! *charges at the balrog, lightsaber raised over head*

Perhaps I can chop off a portion of it's whip!

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 12:59 PM

*Leaps forwards, blades extended in front of self*

You do that Hector, go for the whip! I'll see if there aren't any wings on his back that I can cut off! (

)

Aikanáro · 05-25-2010, 01:02 PM

Not that the court proceedings matter much to me, but do tell, Jonathan.

Has it got wings or not?

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 01:03 PM

Wait! *stands still a moment* Do balrogs have wings?

Oh well, we can argue about that later!

*starts swinging, somewhat futilely, at the balrog's whip, which the balrog is twirling around like a lasso*

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 01:11 PM

Before Jonathan has a chance to clear things up in the wings department, his leg is caught by the twirling whip and he is cast to the ground! The huge balrog lifts its heavy foot to tread on the seemingly fallen warrior. But Jonathan acts quickly, and thrusts both his blades into the balrog's clawed toe!

RRROOOAAARRR!!!

Hah, you didn't like that, you nasty old Diablo look-a-like

Aikanáro · 05-25-2010, 01:15 PM

Drat! Now I suppose we'll never know!

...oh well.

*eats popcorn while watching the fight*

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 01:15 PM

While Jonathan has distracted the balrog, Hector sneaks behind and jabs the lightsaber into the balrog's knee

Well, I see large shadows on the walls, but it's kinda hazy in here. I can't tell if those are wings or not

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 01:34 PM

Thanks to Hector's swift action, the balrog looses its balance for a second. Long enough for Jonathan to aim a good blow right on the beast's NOSE!

SSNAARRLL!

05-24-2010, 09:42 AM	#161
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Blimey Where d'you get them toys? grabs popcorn from nearest by-stander throws popcorn at Hector to distract him rushes forward elegantly does a triple-flip jump over Hector's head makes cat-like landing somersaults to the side throws sword from right hand to left attempts final strike on Hector before he can wield his new weapon Btw Hector, have you even seen and fathomed the sheer size of my sword? __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-24-2010 at 09:58 AM.

05-24-2010, 01:20 PM	#163
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Rolls to the side Silly Hector, the sword is supposed to be split in half Leaps towards Hector It'll take more than insidious sith tricks and weird divine intervention to bring me down, or to ruin my well-forged and (surprise!) mithril-based weapons! Now let's see how you can parry the slashes of two swords! Unleashes storm of swords upon Hector OMNISLASH!! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-24-2010, 04:08 PM	#165
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	breaks out some chocolate chip cookies and watches the fight It's getting interesting! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

05-25-2010, 01:38 AM	#166
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	Agreed. Finally something worth watching. __________________ Hers.

05-25-2010, 11:30 AM	#168
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Oh! Me! I wants! raises hand, after watching out for nearby chopping swords __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

05-25-2010, 11:58 AM	#169
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	Combatants, why don't ya just scratch one wound on each other and call it a draw? (am I a tad bit too optimistic...?) __________________ Hers.

05-25-2010, 12:25 PM	#170
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	The Battle for Entmoot And so, the two combatants fought savagely through the forums, wreaking tremendous havoc in both the Court and the Teacup Café. Each strike with lightsabre and mithril blade sent thunderous shockwaves through the threads. But unbeknownst to the duellists, their fierce fight had disturbed an ancient, powerful entity deep beneath the forums of Entmoot. A foul beast that had been laying there in a deep, dreamless sleep for millennia. A demonic creature that never should have been awakened! RRROOOAAARRR A Balrog of Morgoth emerges __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-25-2010, 12:35 PM	#171
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Oh doom of this day, it's a balrog! At that moment all of Hector's fears struck him fiercely. It seemed that all the breath in his body had gone and with trembling limbs he stood under the shadow of the balrog with Jonathan, gazing in terror at this terrible horror from the abyss and at any moment it seemed his legs would give way under him from the trembling and mental re-organization his brain was undergoing. puts lightsaber setting on "Butt-Kick," which is the highest setting possible This balrog shall die! Jonathan, we just join forces to defeat this foe for no warrior before us in time has survived battle with a balrog! PS: Oh yeah, and it'll probably lay waste to the messageboard if we don't stop it. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 05-25-2010 at 12:38 PM.

05-25-2010, 12:42 PM	#172
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Stands in shock Oh my Eru, you’re right. The existence of all of Entmoot is in danger! C’mon, we must act immediately! I hit I’m high, you hit him low. And watch out for that fiery whip of his! Raises blades Elendil! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-25-2010, 12:54 PM	#173
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Elendiiiiiiillll!!!!!! charges at the balrog, lightsaber raised over head Perhaps I can chop off a portion of it's whip! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-25-2010, 12:59 PM	#174
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Leaps forwards, blades extended in front of self You do that Hector, go for the whip! I'll see if there aren't any wings on his back that I can cut off! () __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-25-2010, 01:02 PM	#175
Aikanáro Chaotic Good Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mar Vanwa Tyaliéva Posts: 827	Not that the court proceedings matter much to me, but do tell, Jonathan. Has it got wings or not? __________________ Vanima i metta nauva, nan anda ar sarda nauva i mallë.

05-25-2010, 01:03 PM	#176
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Wait! stands still a moment Do balrogs have wings? Oh well, we can argue about that later! starts swinging, somewhat futilely, at the balrog's whip, which the balrog is twirling around like a lasso __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-25-2010, 01:11 PM	#177
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Before Jonathan has a chance to clear things up in the wings department, his leg is caught by the twirling whip and he is cast to the ground! The huge balrog lifts its heavy foot to tread on the seemingly fallen warrior. But Jonathan acts quickly, and thrusts both his blades into the balrog's clawed toe! RRROOOAAARRR!!! Hah, you didn't like that, you nasty old Diablo look-a-like __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-25-2010 at 01:12 PM.

05-25-2010, 01:15 PM	#178
Aikanáro Chaotic Good Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mar Vanwa Tyaliéva Posts: 827	Drat! Now I suppose we'll never know! ...oh well. eats popcorn while watching the fight __________________ Vanima i metta nauva, nan anda ar sarda nauva i mallë.

05-25-2010, 01:15 PM	#179
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	While Jonathan has distracted the balrog, Hector sneaks behind and jabs the lightsaber into the balrog's knee Well, I see large shadows on the walls, but it's kinda hazy in here. I can't tell if those are wings or not __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-25-2010, 01:34 PM	#180
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Thanks to Hector's swift action, the balrog looses its balance for a second. Long enough for Jonathan to aim a good blow right on the beast's NOSE! SSNAARRLL! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-25-2010 at 01:47 PM.

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