10-22-2010, 02:41 PM | #161 | |
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Speaking of orange, though, these Japanese McDonalds' commercials. Wha???
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10-22-2010, 02:43 PM | #162 |
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... Wow. Got me looking at a whole different sort of buns!
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10-22-2010, 02:45 PM | #163 |
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Dammit, you made me spew my pita all over my laptop!
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10-22-2010, 02:56 PM | #164 |
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Bwahahahahahah! My task is accomplished!
*hands GW a towel and perhaps a sponge* Hey, come on, don't tell me the thought hadn't been crossing your mind as well.
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10-23-2010, 03:53 PM | #165 | |
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Pick is defenatly for Breast Cancer
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And of course your saving your talents for a rainy day XD Happy Saterday everyone Now off to the ranting thread I go
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10-23-2010, 04:59 PM | #166 |
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Did you guys know that if you put on deodorant before toweling off, because you weren't really paying attention to what you were doing when you got out of the shower, your entire towel will end up smelling like deodorant? True story.
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10-23-2010, 07:10 PM | #167 |
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NO! The entire towel???
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10-23-2010, 08:32 PM | #168 |
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Yes, Gwai. I am a firm believer in two things:
1. Using copious amounts of deodorant. 2. Drying off my armpits thoroughly so that said deodorant will apply properly. 3. The Spanish inquisition. Hang on, that's three things. I am a firm believe in three things: 1. Using copious amounts of--.... I'll come back again. >.< |
10-24-2010, 10:51 AM | #169 |
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“And we’re back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this slightly altered version of Stairway To Heaven…”
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's starting a thread on Enmoot When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a starting a thread on Enmoot There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me wonder There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking and it makes me wonder really makes me wonder And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forest will echo with laughter GUITAR SOLO If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean from the May Queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, Ooh, it makes me wonder Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind GUITAR SOLO And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all is one and one is all, yeah To be a rock and not to roll. And she's starting a thread on Enmoot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA |
10-25-2010, 07:06 AM | #170 |
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”Tonight, on W-M.O.O.T., this alternate version of the final showdown between Nelly and Hector…”
Two of Hector’s soldiers desperately tries to stop Nelly from reaching the podium and the Sword of Power, but, of course they fail and Nelly swings onto it holding onto a curtain, he knocks down another soldier as he lands on the podium and turns to grab hold of the sword-gilt. Hector: “No!” Hector, in a yellow mask and armour, sends out his power in the shape of yellow tendrils, at first, stopping Nelly from the grabbing the sword, but, after a few tries, Nelly can finally get hold of it, his arm is enveloped in the yellow tendrils. He releases the sword from its stand and raises it aloft. Nelly: “I have the Power!” A bright light blazes from the sword as Nelly holds the Sword up. Hector leans back and covers his face. Hector: “You! You will no longer stand between me and my destiny!” Nelly: “But I will! I told you it was always between us.” Hector: “Oh, ye! I want to smash you out of existence. To drive your cursed face from my memory forever!” Nelly: “You have thought…” Hector: “Yes! Let this be our final battle!” They raise their weapons and as they meet in metal crash both begins to shine - Nelly’s sword in a bright yellow - Hector’s staff in a bright blue. A ferocious battle is joined. Neither party getting the better of the other. In the end, Nelly’s swords breaks Hector’s staff and he raises his sword, while Hector roars and the power leaves him and he visage returns to his old one. Nelly: “Hector.” He’s panting from the effort of the battle, he lowers his sword. “It’s over!” Hector: “Yes.” he draws forth a hidden sword.”For you!” With couple of quick slashes with his sword he disarms Nelly and the Sword of Power slides off and is almost lost, but Nelly dives for it and succeeds in grabbing the hilt just before it is lost forever. The combatants yet again exchange blows. They do a half circle and Hector now has his back to the abyss. A final blow from Nelly and Hector tumbles to his death in the bottomless abyss. Nelly watches as his arch-enemy falls to his death. Quite exhausted he gets up. As he turns the opening in the wall begins to close and the forcefield holding the Sorceress captive dissolves. Troll’s Bane shouts: “We did it! He-Man! Victory!” Varna, by his side, echoes: “Victory!” Nelly turns and sighs: “Victory.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ceER...eature=related Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-25-2010 at 07:14 AM. |
10-25-2010, 07:50 AM | #171 |
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Just... how tiny are your towels?
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10-25-2010, 07:05 PM | #172 |
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I'm thinking glorified teatowels.
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10-25-2010, 07:10 PM | #173 |
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It's not about the size of the towel, it's.... the.... thread count.
... that was going to be dirty but took a turn for the domestic somewhere in my head before it made to to my typing fingers. >.> Oh well. |
10-25-2010, 07:50 PM | #174 |
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Hahaha! Probably because your inner censor made that line of thought come to a screeching halt.
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10-25-2010, 11:06 PM | #175 |
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Couldn't stop my dirty mind lol
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10-26-2010, 01:12 AM | #176 |
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GW = best possible bard.
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10-26-2010, 03:20 AM | #177 |
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Thanks, Nelly!
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10-26-2010, 06:08 AM | #178 |
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Well then, allow me to get it back on track with the comment that I hope you're not parading out of the shower in that insufficient thread count.
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10-26-2010, 09:34 AM | #179 |
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THE MOOT CITY MOVIE COMPANY PRESENTS A MOOTWOOD PRODUCTION A ANDERS HANSEN FILM SANE TESSAR IN THE DIRTY TOWEL ALSO STARRING JONATHAN EÄRNIEL GWAIMIR ACALEWIA AND THE TOWEL AS THE DIRTY TOWEL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGnPreFBSU Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-26-2010 at 09:43 AM. |
10-26-2010, 03:57 PM | #180 |
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O.O
I think I need to fire my agent if that's the sort of movie he booked me for.
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