The Teacup Café XV - Page 9

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falagar

Aha! Good thing I brought this along then.

Can you use that as a tutu also?

Thats nothing to what I have just in case...quickly inflatable, eh?

sun-star · 10-25-2006, 03:04 PM

That's nothing, Hector. I've got one of these. Like Skiðblaðnir, it folds up and fits in my pocket

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun-star

That's nothing, Hector. I've got one of these. Like Skiðblaðnir, it folds up and fits in my pocket

Wow...and they don't sell those in Wal-Mart yet, do they?

EDIT: THESE don't wuite "fold up" as nice, but you can carry them in a wagon at smallest size...

I'm sorta in a ship craze now...look at the size of THIS!

*Intercom blasts again*

ATTENTION!

AN ENOURMOUS ANACONDA HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE BASEMENT! PLEASE PANIC AND GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN....AHHHHHHH!!!

sun-star · 10-25-2006, 03:11 PM

Why are you trying to get people out of the cafe? Do you want it all to yourself?

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun-star

Why are you trying to get people out of the cafe? Do you want it all to yourself?

*tries to speak from inside Anaconda* hmmm mmm mmh!!!

Falagar · 10-25-2006, 03:15 PM

Snakes in a Café? Sounds like it could be a great movie...

*blocks the cellar door [wonderful word] with his reserve ship*

***Earniel*** · 10-25-2006, 03:17 PM

*quietly floats on inflated rubber dragon, drinking tea*

You know, there's always something new in the teacup cafe...

Didn't Nerdy say she would like to own a snake? Maybe she and your current residence can work something out, Hector.

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

*quietly floats on inflated rubber dragon, drinking tea*

You know, there's always something new in the teacup cafe...

Didn't Nerdy say she would like to own a snake? Maybe she and your current residence can work something out, Hector.

Indeed, something could be worked out...er, I mean....hmmm mmmmhh, mhmm hmmm mh!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falagar

Snakes in a Café? Sounds like it could be a great movie...

*blocks the cellar door [wonderful word] with his reserve ship*

I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson would star...nah. We could just have you star

*crawls out of snakes mouth* Sheesh, is it stinky in there...

sun-star · 10-25-2006, 03:43 PM

How did a snake get in here anyway?

klatukatt · 10-25-2006, 03:50 PM

*runs into cafe and falls into cafe*

Woah! What happened?

The Cafe is flooded and there's a snake!!!

*Jumps into her Kayak *

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun-star

How did a snake get in here anyway?

Well, to be honest, I don't know...but I suspect that this letter *whips out letter* I recieved a week ago had something to do with it:

Replication of Letter:

Dear Hector,
Your Advice Column has ruined my life. I can't believe you. You Darned Jerk. I hope you rot in a bathtub of soapy tomatoes.
-Harold in Italy

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

*runs into cafe and falls into cafe*

Woah! What happened?

The Cafe is flooded and there's a snake!!!

*Jumps into her Kayak *

Yeah, there's about a months worth of mopping to do...I wonder what set off the flood...

sun-star · 10-25-2006, 04:03 PM

Ah. So it's your fault.

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun-star

Ah. So it's your fault.

my fault?

Is that possible when you're the president?

...

I'll have to dig up the letter I sent him, but I only remember telling him to bathe in freezing cold water to ward of his depression...

sun-star · 10-25-2006, 04:11 PM

Of course it's possible - you're the President, not the Pope! Unless you want to declare your own infallibility?

(BTW, can I direct you to the Narnia trivia thread...)

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun-star

Of course it's possible - you're the President, not the Pope! Unless you want to declare your own infallibility?

(BTW, can I direct you to the Narnia trivia thread...)

You're right...I was getting two things mixed up...

Of course

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2006, 05:36 PM

*sigh*...is it just me or is the water still rising?!

Nobody bothered to open the door, and now we're nearly to the roof! *sees sun-star floating in her boat and reading a british tabloid*, what is this, a vacation!

me9996 · 10-25-2006, 07:23 PM

*Enters wereing scuba suit with spear gun*

And to think, in other parts of the world there are people who don't have enough water...

I think the snake might have something to do with the fact that the cafe' is flooded and it isn't outside...

*Looks out the window to the plains of the General Messages forum*

I'll go look at the basement pluming...

*Swims downstairs*

Gwaimir Windgem · 10-25-2006, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jams

and rian, i haven't seen you round before. although i've read plenty of your posts...

Good Lord, you ARE new!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falagar

*blocks the cellar door [wonderful word]

Now, why does that ring a bell?

The last sane person · 10-25-2006, 07:43 PM

*A snorkel surfaces*

Good grief, good thing I always have my handy snorkel.

So, anyone wanna help me open the door, the pressure is hellacious. Or better yet, I'll break a window. It'll get repaired.... though, on the bright side, we will never run out of water for the coffee/espresso/tea/hotchocolate/anyassortedbeverageyoucaretodrink machine.

*Dives back down to look for something heavy to smash a window with. Finds rubble left over for the LiefClone Wars. Bashes window and everyone floods out of it, like riding a wave.*

Acalewia · 10-25-2006, 08:26 PM

Well, I never know what I'm gonna walk in, or in this case, swin in on

10-25-2006, 03:04 PM	#162
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	That's nothing, Hector. I've got one of these. Like Skiðblaðnir, it folds up and fits in my pocket __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool. Last edited by sun-star : 10-25-2006 at 03:05 PM.

10-25-2006, 03:11 PM	#164
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	Why are you trying to get people out of the cafe? Do you want it all to yourself? __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

10-25-2006, 03:15 PM	#166
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Snakes in a Café? Sounds like it could be a great movie... blocks the cellar door [wonderful word] with his reserve ship __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

10-25-2006, 03:17 PM	#167
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	quietly floats on inflated rubber dragon, drinking tea You know, there's always something new in the teacup cafe... Didn't Nerdy say she would like to own a snake? Maybe she and your current residence can work something out, Hector. __________________ We are not things.

10-25-2006, 03:43 PM	#169
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	How did a snake get in here anyway? __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

10-25-2006, 03:50 PM	#170
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	runs into cafe and falls into cafe Woah! What happened? The Cafe is flooded and there's a snake!!! Jumps into her Kayak

10-25-2006, 04:03 PM	#172
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	Ah. So it's your fault. __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

10-25-2006, 04:11 PM	#174
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	Of course it's possible - you're the President, not the Pope! Unless you want to declare your own infallibility? (BTW, can I direct you to the Narnia trivia thread...) __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

10-25-2006, 05:36 PM	#176
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	sigh...is it just me or is the water still rising?! Nobody bothered to open the door, and now we're nearly to the roof! sees sun-star floating in her boat and reading a british tabloid, what is this, a vacation! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-25-2006, 07:43 PM	#179
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	A snorkel surfaces Good grief, good thing I always have my handy snorkel. So, anyone wanna help me open the door, the pressure is hellacious. Or better yet, I'll break a window. It'll get repaired.... though, on the bright side, we will never run out of water for the coffee/espresso/tea/hotchocolate/anyassortedbeverageyoucaretodrink machine. Dives back down to look for something heavy to smash a window with. Finds rubble left over for the LiefClone Wars. Bashes window and everyone floods out of it, like riding a wave. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-25-2006, 08:26 PM	#180
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Well, I never know what I'm gonna walk in, or in this case, swin in on __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

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