Teacup Cafe XXII - Page 9

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

No, as I told you before, the KM and HM are okay. It's the SlobberM and TicklingM that I dislike. And off course the perverted one. If only you'd train the SM to be more like KM and the TM to be more like MM (Massaging Monster)...
I could use a good massage. That jacuzi still here?

Which one was that again? Really, you have too many of them walking around.

As I just told u in the chat - MaSSM is the Mud and Slime Slinging Monster and he has done his penitence by cleaning up all the slime and mud.

**Mari** · 01-17-2008, 07:03 PM

Doesn't mean I'll allow him in again. I like cute fuzzy little monsters. Can't you attract one of those?

Nautipus · 01-17-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

Yes what is? Too much posting >_<

The jacuzzi.

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:05 PM

KK, they are the Poking and Groping Monsters who are banned from the Cafe.

**Mari** · 01-17-2008, 07:07 PM

Oh, good, thank you. I could use a quick dip. Feel free to join. *goes off to relax her muscles and give her knee a good soaking in the jacuzzi*

GW, then hereby I ban them all, bar those who can behave themselves and be nice.

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:10 PM

But what KK wants some good old poke and a good old grope - shouldnt we comply to her wishes.

klatukatt · 01-17-2008, 07:10 PM

As stated in my campaign, I wish to expand the Teacup Cafe chain across Middle Earth and make it open to all races.

As I am not yet president, I am building (using my own resources) a new wing to the Teacup that is for MONSTERS ONLY. As I am a monster, I will stay with my fellows until the integration negotiations are opened.

*Goes to the MONSTERS ONLY wing.*

Nautipus · 01-17-2008, 07:11 PM

What a multicultural bunch we are.

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:14 PM

*kk enters the Monster's Quarters and the Groping, Poking and Slobbering Monsters go berserk with enthusiasm and rushes towards her*

**Mari** · 01-17-2008, 07:14 PM

*sigh* What about integration? What about conforming to public morality? They will have to face the real world someday and most people will not appreciate being french-kissed or groped by some monster out of nowhere. Plus the fact that they only attack women is highly disciminative. They might get sued. Therefore it is my opinion that it is better to have them get used to the behaving in the Teacup, so we can allow them to go out into the real world on their own soon.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 01-17-2008, 07:15 PM

My issue with monsters isn't voluntary groping, or voluntary anything else. But I think it sets a bad example (and annoys me, personally) when there's a class of persons who are at risk of attack while quietly going about their business.

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:17 PM

Well, dear sis, the Gm and Pm does keep to themselves now - so u need not worry about being molested.

klatukatt · 01-17-2008, 07:20 PM

Alright. It is now the MONSTERS REHABILITATION WING.
Any monster can come and learn how to be a productive member of society.

Can we agree that any monster with a diploma can be un-banned?

sisterandcousinandaunt · 01-17-2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Well, dear sis, the Gm and Pm does keep to themselves now - so u need not worry about being molested.

I appreciate that.

Sit by me and tell me about Mirkwood.

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:23 PM

Mirkwood is like the most beautiful part of Sweden - green hills, green fields, nice little cottages - That is Scania!!!

**Mari** · 01-17-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

Alright. It is now the MONSTERS REHABILITATION WING.
Any monster can come and learn how to be a productive member of society.

Can we agree that any monster with a diploma can be un-banned?

Yes, I can live with that

Do you think the Massaging Monster could graduate soon? I'd love a massage after I'm done soaking in the jacuzzi.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 01-17-2008, 07:25 PM

I like cottages. I live in a place that looks like Hobbiton. footpaths.

klatukatt · 01-17-2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

Yes, I can live with that

Do you think the Massaging Monster could graduate soon? I'd love a massage after I'm done soaking in the jacuzzi.

*Slaps seal on diploma*

Done and done.

Grey_Wolf · 01-17-2008, 07:27 PM

Me too - when i see Midsomer Murders or any documentary from England Im very happy - there are such cottages in Denmark to - with strawroofs and nice colours and all.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 01-17-2008, 07:34 PM

The area I'm in had Swedes and Finns as the first European settlers. I hope it looked like home to them, a bit.

01-17-2008, 07:03 PM	#162
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Doesn't mean I'll allow him in again. I like cute fuzzy little monsters. Can't you attract one of those? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

01-17-2008, 07:05 PM	#164
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	KK, they are the Poking and Groping Monsters who are banned from the Cafe. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 01-17-2008 at 07:08 PM.

01-17-2008, 07:07 PM	#165
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Oh, good, thank you. I could use a quick dip. Feel free to join. goes off to relax her muscles and give her knee a good soaking in the jacuzzi GW, then hereby I ban them all, bar those who can behave themselves and be nice. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 01-17-2008 at 07:08 PM.

01-17-2008, 07:11 PM	#168
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	What a multicultural bunch we are. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

01-17-2008, 07:14 PM	#170
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	sigh What about integration? What about conforming to public morality? They will have to face the real world someday and most people will not appreciate being french-kissed or groped by some monster out of nowhere. Plus the fact that they only attack women is highly disciminative. They might get sued. Therefore it is my opinion that it is better to have them get used to the behaving in the Teacup, so we can allow them to go out into the real world on their own soon. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

01-17-2008, 07:10 PM	#166
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	But what KK wants some good old poke and a good old grope - shouldnt we comply to her wishes.

01-17-2008, 07:10 PM	#167
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	As stated in my campaign, I wish to expand the Teacup Cafe chain across Middle Earth and make it open to all races. As I am not yet president, I am building (using my own resources) a new wing to the Teacup that is for MONSTERS ONLY. As I am a monster, I will stay with my fellows until the integration negotiations are opened. Goes to the MONSTERS ONLY wing.

01-17-2008, 07:14 PM	#169
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	kk enters the Monster's Quarters and the Groping, Poking and Slobbering Monsters go berserk with enthusiasm and rushes towards her

01-17-2008, 07:15 PM	#171
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	My issue with monsters isn't voluntary groping, or voluntary anything else. But I think it sets a bad example (and annoys me, personally) when there's a class of persons who are at risk of attack while quietly going about their business. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

01-17-2008, 07:17 PM	#172
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Well, dear sis, the Gm and Pm does keep to themselves now - so u need not worry about being molested.

01-17-2008, 07:20 PM	#173
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Alright. It is now the MONSTERS REHABILITATION WING. Any monster can come and learn how to be a productive member of society. Can we agree that any monster with a diploma can be un-banned?

01-17-2008, 07:23 PM	#175
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Mirkwood is like the most beautiful part of Sweden - green hills, green fields, nice little cottages - That is Scania!!! Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 01-17-2008 at 07:24 PM.

01-17-2008, 07:25 PM	#177
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	I like cottages. I live in a place that looks like Hobbiton. footpaths. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

01-17-2008, 07:27 PM	#179
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Me too - when i see Midsomer Murders or any documentary from England Im very happy - there are such cottages in Denmark to - with strawroofs and nice colours and all.

01-17-2008, 07:34 PM	#180
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	The area I'm in had Swedes and Finns as the first European settlers. I hope it looked like home to them, a bit. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

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