They'd never say that! - Page 9

Faramir · 06-22-2002, 10:05 PM

Sauron: How come MY Ring isn't set with a diamond?!
Gollum: No thank you, fish are fattening.
Haldir: Blindfold the Elf, the dwarf's alright.
Denethor: You know my motto! "Have a Positive Attitude!"
Sam: I think I'll hire a gardener, I hate having to take care of it myself.
Saruman: You want this Palantir thingy Gandalf? It doesn't seem to be of any use.
Pippin(or was it Merry?): No! Skip the Inn! Keep going!

Sicirus · 06-23-2002, 04:30 PM

Sam: I hate apples!
Sam: Rope? We don't need rope.

Gandalf to Shadowfax: Could you go alittle slower please?

Saruman: it;s OK Wormtongue I did not need that Palantir.

treebeard: do we have anything solid For dinner?

An arguement breaks out between Boromir and Legolas:
Boromir: Legolas you need to get a life.
legolas: what are you talking about, one without common sense.
boromir: your mamma
Legolas: what are you saying you dung eating ring possesed short-living crazed man.
Boromir:dang that is a long insult!

osszie · 06-23-2002, 09:54 PM

Denethor - Phew! Its hot in here

Treebeard - Milk and sugar in there my little friends?

Saruman to Grima - Would you get the door for our guests?

Aragorn - What do you mean a piece of Narsil is missing?

Frodo - the wound will never heal...........Sam - not if you keep picking at it Mr Frodo

Frodo to Sam - Exactly how many chidren are rose and yourself planning on having in Bag End?

Comic Book Guy · 06-24-2002, 04:36 AM

Arwen: If you want him come and claim him.

Also pretty much anything in fanfiction.

Arathorn · 06-24-2002, 05:05 AM

Frodo: Who's your best buddy in the whole wide world?
Gollum: Raggy?
Frodo: And who's my best buddy?
Gollum: Rooby doo?

Sicirus · 06-24-2002, 09:36 AM

Eowyn: Pass me the lipstick please.

Theoden:OK OK I surrender.

Gollum: did you know that my name sounds like the hebrew word for stone man?

Gollum: I hate fish! I especially hate raw fish!

Denethor: Boromir I hate you!

Boromir: I gots a boo boo.

Aragorn: Yeh Eowyn you can come with us. Just stay close.

Aragorn: AHHHHHHHH! I lost my sword AGAIN.

Arwen to Aragorn: I think I would rather join my father in Valarmon than stay with you.

Christiana · 06-24-2002, 07:04 PM

Aragorn to elrond:hi great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great(however many greats)uncle ellie.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-24-2002, 07:34 PM

Elrond: (standing outside, waving to a star) Hi, daddy!

Christiana · 06-24-2002, 07:37 PM

lol

(curse 90 sec.rule

)

Sicirus · 06-24-2002, 09:34 PM

Yes that does get annoying!

Gimli: I think I will start shaving my face.

Frodo: And I will start shaving my legs.

aragorn: I hate Edhels(elves)

Gandalf: I don't speak that toungue.

Sicirus · 06-25-2002, 12:15 PM

Elrond: I forgot!

frodosgirlfriend · 06-26-2002, 09:54 AM

Aragorn: sit down legolas
Legolas: NO!

Frodo & Sam when he hears that boromir is dead: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD...

Faramir: i'm the niced guy ever, especially to little thingies that just want some fish.

Pippin: sorry, but no breakfast today, i had way to much to eat last night...

Sicirus · 06-26-2002, 10:04 AM

Eowyn: I love you sarumon.
Smaug: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I broke a claw!
Aragorn: I love you Legolas!

afro-elf · 06-27-2002, 06:02 AM

Legolas:

I like big butts and I can't deny... Valinor face with a Middle Earth booty

BeardofPants · 06-27-2002, 06:15 AM

Gandalf:
Pippin, your teeth are big and green!
Pippin, your breath smells like gasoline!

elendili · 06-27-2002, 08:23 AM

Why are you rhyming

Strider: I really need to wash my hair

afro-elf · 06-27-2002, 10:07 AM

frodo when he claimed the ring:

I am the kwistazt haderach

Arathorn · 06-27-2002, 10:29 AM

Galadriel before passing the test: First that Dwarf and now you. How many times do I have to tell you adventurers that I'm happily married? Is this the last test?

Sicirus · 06-27-2002, 06:25 PM

Sam:I am the apple Nazi of Middle Earth!

Frodo: shut up strider.

afro-elf · 06-27-2002, 07:04 PM

Arwen to aragorn: OOPS I did it again I played with your heart...I'm not that innocent.

06-22-2002, 10:05 PM	#1
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	Sauron: How come MY Ring isn't set with a diamond?! Gollum: No thank you, fish are fattening. Haldir: Blindfold the Elf, the dwarf's alright. Denethor: You know my motto! "Have a Positive Attitude!" Sam: I think I'll hire a gardener, I hate having to take care of it myself. Saruman: You want this Palantir thingy Gandalf? It doesn't seem to be of any use. Pippin(or was it Merry?): No! Skip the Inn! Keep going! __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

06-23-2002, 04:30 PM	#2
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Sam: I hate apples! Sam: Rope? We don't need rope. Gandalf to Shadowfax: Could you go alittle slower please? Saruman: it;s OK Wormtongue I did not need that Palantir. treebeard: do we have anything solid For dinner? An arguement breaks out between Boromir and Legolas: Boromir: Legolas you need to get a life. legolas: what are you talking about, one without common sense. boromir: your mamma Legolas: what are you saying you dung eating ring possesed short-living crazed man. Boromir:dang that is a long insult! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-24-2002, 05:05 AM	#5
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Frodo: Who's your best buddy in the whole wide world? Gollum: Raggy? Frodo: And who's my best buddy? Gollum: Rooby doo? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-24-2002, 09:36 AM	#6
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Eowyn: Pass me the lipstick please. Theoden:OK OK I surrender. Gollum: did you know that my name sounds like the hebrew word for stone man? Gollum: I hate fish! I especially hate raw fish! Denethor: Boromir I hate you! Boromir: I gots a boo boo. Aragorn: Yeh Eowyn you can come with us. Just stay close. Aragorn: AHHHHHHHH! I lost my sword AGAIN. Arwen to Aragorn: I think I would rather join my father in Valarmon than stay with you. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-24-2002, 07:04 PM	#7
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Aragorn to elrond:hi great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great(however many greats)uncle ellie. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-23-2002, 09:54 PM	#3
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	Denethor - Phew! Its hot in here Treebeard - Milk and sugar in there my little friends? Saruman to Grima - Would you get the door for our guests? Aragorn - What do you mean a piece of Narsil is missing? Frodo - the wound will never heal...........Sam - not if you keep picking at it Mr Frodo Frodo to Sam - Exactly how many chidren are rose and yourself planning on having in Bag End?

06-24-2002, 04:36 AM	#4
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Arwen: If you want him come and claim him. Also pretty much anything in fanfiction.

06-24-2002, 07:34 PM	#8
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Elrond: (standing outside, waving to a star) Hi, daddy! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-24-2002, 07:37 PM	#9
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol (curse 90 sec.rule ) __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-24-2002, 09:34 PM	#10
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Yes that does get annoying! Gimli: I think I will start shaving my face. Frodo: And I will start shaving my legs. aragorn: I hate Edhels(elves) Gandalf: I don't speak that toungue. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-25-2002, 12:15 PM	#11
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Elrond: I forgot! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-26-2002, 09:54 AM	#12
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Aragorn: sit down legolas Legolas: NO! Frodo & Sam when he hears that boromir is dead: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD... Faramir: i'm the niced guy ever, especially to little thingies that just want some fish. Pippin: sorry, but no breakfast today, i had way to much to eat last night... __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

06-26-2002, 10:04 AM	#13
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Eowyn: I love you sarumon. Smaug: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I broke a claw! Aragorn: I love you Legolas! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-27-2002, 06:02 AM	#14
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Legolas: I like big butts and I can't deny... Valinor face with a Middle Earth booty __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-27-2002, 06:15 AM	#15
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Gandalf: Pippin, your teeth are big and green! Pippin, your breath smells like gasoline! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-27-2002, 08:23 AM	#16
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Why are you rhyming Strider: I really need to wash my hair __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-27-2002, 10:07 AM	#17
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	frodo when he claimed the ring: I am the kwistazt haderach __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-27-2002, 10:29 AM	#18
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Galadriel before passing the test: First that Dwarf and now you. How many times do I have to tell you adventurers that I'm happily married? Is this the last test? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-27-2002, 06:25 PM	#19
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Sam:I am the apple Nazi of Middle Earth! Frodo: shut up strider. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-27-2002, 07:04 PM	#20
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Arwen to aragorn: OOPS I did it again I played with your heart...I'm not that innocent. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.