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Unfortunatly, due to the hardness of the flesh of trolls, she was only wounded. Meanwhile a kid from another class, Bilbo Bagtop, rushes to the window and opens the drapes!
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04-11-2002, 07:40 AM
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Then Saruman died of spontaneous combustion, because he was rightly a vampire.
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04-11-2002, 07:41 AM
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But then he came back to life, cos vampires don't die... and bit Sauron in the head.
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04-11-2002, 08:52 AM
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*smoke flowing out of bathroom. teacher walks in*
"Okay, who's smoking pipe-weed in here? Merry Brandybuck! I might have known! And Gandalf! I would never have expected this kind of behavior from you!" **************************** In boys locker room: Everybody go ahead and dress down! Dernhelm, I said dress down! Let's go, son! *Dernhelm removes baseball cap to reveal flowing blonde hair* teacher, rolling eyes: "They don't pay me enough for this job." |
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04-11-2002, 09:00 AM
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"Dernhelm, did I say dress down, or didn't I?"
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04-11-2002, 09:08 AM
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04-11-2002, 09:16 AM
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Yes ma'am!
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04-11-2002, 09:18 AM
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*Clutches sides with laughter*
Oh, you're terrible! Can't take you anywhere without you threatening to take off your, ah... see above ....
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04-11-2002, 09:28 AM
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I'm not that terrible. It's just that you make me want to do naughty things...
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04-11-2002, 09:30 AM
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*clutches insides* Ah, stop! Argh.... it hurtsesss me....
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04-11-2002, 09:44 AM
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Does that mean I can pull up my pants now?
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04-11-2002, 09:46 AM
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"Legolas! Gimli! We don't allow weapons, you know tha- why are you killing ants?"
"I've squashed forty-two, Legolas, beat that!"
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04-11-2002, 09:46 AM
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No, 'tis seem'th as if 'tis will be forever thy doom to walk'th this planet with thy pants around thy ankles, clad only in thy silky boxer shorts, with hearts upon them.
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04-11-2002, 02:36 PM
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I'm fine with that - if you are by my side.
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04-11-2002, 05:24 PM
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04-11-2002, 10:56 PM
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Dang, there they go again.
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04-12-2002, 02:30 AM
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We may be young, but it is as if we have been together for a blissful eternity...
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04-12-2002, 02:33 AM
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Easy to say now, we haven't had our "first fight" yet....
(I'm told, I can be a bit pig headed sometimes...  )
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04-12-2002, 03:34 AM
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Some people think that fights are necessary (it shows the participants really care, etc). I disagree. There is only one good thing that can come from fighting - you know exactly what I'm talking about (It's Anduril talking here....)
But anyway, we are here, the Naming your kids after LOTR characters thread, so BoP, what are we going to name our kids? Last edited by Andúril : 04-12-2002 at 03:39 AM. |
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