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His wings were having an identity crisis.
What did Pippin see in the palantir?
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his lost socks from the laundry
why was gandalf named gandalf the grey
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no bleach for his whites.
What is the main difference between Dwarves and Hobbits? |
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one has B.O
whats the difference between a male dwarf and a female dwarf
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Go ask your father.
Why did the Balrog come after the Fellowship in Moria? |
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cause the 13 dwarves that visited biblo dropped by moria and ate the balrog out of house and home, and he had just kicked them out the door, when gimli came barging in...........
who was the last hobbit to have the ring
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Aragorn
How much men do you need if you want to carry a dragon in a 8 feet tall snow? |
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Is it an African or European dragon?
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Betsy
Why did Galadriel marry such a strange person as Celeborn?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Fish is such a rare delicacy for him.
Where did he live before being lured out by the Ring?
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What happened to Gollum's friend Deagol?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Contrary to popular belief that he was murdered by Gollum, he really died of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvolcaniconiosis.
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Gandalf and Celebrian.
What's the best way to carry two hunderds of hobbits? |
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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he was in rehab
why dont hobbits wear shoes
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Because there were no shoemakers in the Shire. There really weren't.
Why didn't the Hobbits ever go to the bathroom in LotR?
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