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Old 06-18-2003, 07:11 AM   #161
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His wings were having an identity crisis.

What did Pippin see in the palantir?
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Old 06-18-2003, 11:29 AM   #162
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his lost socks from the laundry

why was gandalf named gandalf the grey
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:05 PM   #163
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no bleach for his whites.

What is the main difference between Dwarves and Hobbits?
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:23 PM   #164
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one has B.O

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Old 06-18-2003, 02:33 PM   #165
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Go ask your father.

Why did the Balrog come after the Fellowship in Moria?
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:44 PM   #166
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cause the 13 dwarves that visited biblo dropped by moria and ate the balrog out of house and home, and he had just kicked them out the door, when gimli came barging in...........

who was the last hobbit to have the ring
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:30 PM   #167
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Aragorn

How much men do you need if you want to carry a dragon in a 8 feet tall snow?
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:37 PM   #168
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Is it an African or European dragon?

What was the name of Borimir's sword?
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Old 06-18-2003, 07:08 PM   #169
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Why did Galadriel marry such a strange person as Celeborn?
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Old 06-18-2003, 08:46 PM   #170
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Why did Galadriel marry such a strange person as Celeborn?
Shotgun wedding.

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Is it an African or European dragon?
European. (except for the ending "The Holy Grail" was a funny movie)

Why did Gollum enjoy fishing so much?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC)
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:04 PM   #171
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Fish is such a rare delicacy for him.

Where did he live before being lured out by the Ring?
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:54 PM   #172
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Gilligan's Island

What happened to Gollum's friend Deagol?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC)
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:03 PM   #173
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Contrary to popular belief that he was murdered by Gollum, he really died of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvolcaniconiosis.

What was Smeagol's parents names'?
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:42 PM   #174
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Gandalf and Celebrian.

What's the best way to carry two hunderds of hobbits?
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:55 PM   #175
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In a minivan.

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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 06-20-2003, 11:06 PM   #176
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he was in rehab

why dont hobbits wear shoes
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:48 AM   #177
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Because there were no shoemakers in the Shire. There really weren't.

Why didn't the Hobbits ever go to the bathroom in LotR?
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Old 06-21-2003, 04:53 AM   #178
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mmmmm.... becuase they don't have digestion system. (sounds silly - but this is the truth! Though I can't see any conncection to the uqestion here. )

Do balrogs have a horn in the middle of their head?
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:04 AM   #179
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mmmmm.... becuase they don't have digestion system. (sounds silly - but this is the truth! Though I can't see any conncection to the uqestion here. )
What? How can you eat without a digestive system?
Even if all they had was a tube going through their body, well, that still mean the food would have to come out somehow. (Why am I constantly talking about ME creature excretion habits? *Glares at Coney*) The idea that they don't have a digestive system bewilders me. How do they get the energy required to do anything, otherwise?


And, yes, Balrogs have horns in the middle of their heads. It's proof that they are related to unicorns.
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:40 AM   #180
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What? How can you eat without a digestive system?
Even if all they had was a tube going through their body, well, that still mean the food would have to come out somehow. (Why am I constantly talking about ME creature excretion habits? *Glares at Coney*) The idea that they don't have a digestive system bewilders me. How do they get the energy required to do anything, otherwise?


And, yes, Balrogs have horns in the middle of their heads. It's proof that they are related to unicorns.
Why do you argue with facts? If hobbits don't have digestive system they don't have digestive system. Understood? Good.

You forgot to ask a question, Lin.
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