08-18-2002, 01:30 PM | #1761 |
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Their silly heads.
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08-18-2002, 01:38 PM | #1762 |
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Reeling, the roc
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08-18-2002, 02:01 PM | #1763 |
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spread it's wings
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08-18-2002, 02:02 PM | #1764 |
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and flew toward
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08-18-2002, 02:49 PM | #1765 |
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the Prancing Pony!
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The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come." |
08-18-2002, 05:20 PM | #1766 |
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In utter disbelief
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08-18-2002, 07:11 PM | #1767 |
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Bilbo turned around
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"Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council." -Gandalf The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say. "He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom." -Gandalf "A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days: the Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong." -Gandalf |
08-18-2002, 07:25 PM | #1768 |
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, nearly dropping his
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08-18-2002, 07:31 PM | #1769 |
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mug. Merry screamed
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08-18-2002, 07:32 PM | #1770 |
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while Pippin shrieked
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08-18-2002, 07:40 PM | #1771 |
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"Aiiiiiiii! It's a
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08-18-2002, 07:41 PM | #1772 |
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terrible man-eating bird-beast!
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08-18-2002, 07:47 PM | #1773 |
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Kill it, Legolas!"
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08-18-2002, 07:57 PM | #1774 |
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Alas, poor Legolas
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08-18-2002, 10:47 PM | #1775 |
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was inebriated and
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08-18-2002, 10:50 PM | #1776 |
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quite unstable due
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08-18-2002, 10:53 PM | #1777 |
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to his love
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08-18-2002, 10:55 PM | #1778 |
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for red wine
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08-18-2002, 11:00 PM | #1779 |
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to Elbereth Gilthoniel who gave them special powers of changing their gender. The elves started building a big temple to old Denether who tried burn it down. But Faramir came with silver stars stuck in his boots of silvery metal. Unfortunately for the horse they pricked his sensitive flanks when he had blisters! His blisters were dripping greenish pus as he ran pathetically through the green forests of Boromir's unwashed leggings. Faramir, Boromir's brother, said, "Begone foul dwimmerlaik if you dare. Your blisters shall swell and throb rythmically to the soothing melodies of dwarf farts." Dwarven gas is lethal to some species causing them great nose pain and neural damage Elves in particular, are severely allergic and run screaming from elevators with dwarves eating eggs and refried beans while drinking ale. This combination of sounds and odors is quite irking. Eomer whinnied and bucked unceasingly in pain. Faramir took the reins and led him to water, but he couldn't make'im drink. Thus, he coined the phrase, but was disappointed by its failure to inflate on command. Inflatable phrases are so very very old to some with rocks in their silly heads. Reeling, the roc spread its wings and flew toward the Prancing Pony! In utter disbelief Bilbo turned around, nearly dropping his mug. Merry screamed while Pippin shrieked."Aiiiiiiii! It's a terrible man-eating bird-beast! Kill it Legolas!" Alas poor Legolas was inebriated and quite unstable due to his love for red wine
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08-18-2002, 11:11 PM | #1780 |
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