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08-14-2002, 11:40 AM | #1682 |
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08-14-2002, 12:07 PM | #1683 |
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08-14-2002, 01:45 PM | #1684 |
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08-14-2002, 03:07 PM | #1685 |
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08-14-2002, 03:11 PM | #1686 |
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08-14-2002, 03:25 PM | #1687 |
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08-14-2002, 06:13 PM | #1688 |
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hobbits. Olorin puked
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08-14-2002, 06:14 PM | #1689 |
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08-14-2002, 07:44 PM | #1690 |
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08-14-2002, 08:37 PM | #1691 |
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where a butterfly
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08-14-2002, 08:49 PM | #1692 |
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08-14-2002, 08:53 PM | #1693 |
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08-14-2002, 09:53 PM | #1694 |
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his elf friend
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08-15-2002, 12:33 AM | #1695 |
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, elendil, who sang
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08-15-2002, 02:04 AM | #1696 |
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"!#$!%&*! YOU GANDALF!!!!" Gandalf reeled away in horror, as metamophesed into a a silver toad with golden spots and purple eyes. The colorful amphibian sang like Luthien and danced like Tinuviel. Confused, Beren went to the beach to find burried treasure underneath white, sharp sand, "OUCH!" he said; the shards had poked his little. But there wasn't a thing that he could do when this thing decided to bite his mighty staff. He squashed it. Elrond grabbed the squished toad body and ate its greasy green eyes with a bit of pickle relish. Gandalf helped Arwen prepare the spleen over a hot seasoned crepe pan when a strange internet service provider paid 1,000 dollars to kill Mr. Olorin. It threw a fat dwarf into the fire and shouted, "Hey! Olorin! Dinners on!!" Sinbad came in wearing a bib with a cartoon drawing of an ork. Poor Olorin was terrified at the very thought of his mom leaving Tol Eressea to marry Gothmog. She fled to the heart of the mountain only to meet a knife-wielding dwarf and a Duke Orsino, who were playing with French playing cards. Mom started cooking hot boiled peanuts in Hobbit sauce and hot watermelon, with burning flesh and baked chicken and fresh blood. The sight was marvelous for the orks, but Olorin was most pleased to have a feast so well. Suddenly, in the dark of the gloomy room, an ancient god from hell came back to reclaim his only fear - watermelon and his dominion - all Asia- from the evil demons to the delightful cheery sort of witches that fly like harpy eagles in the moon who dance to a most disonant sound, such as song by elves with stuffed noses who shivered in a stormy night and wept inconsolably the orks, who beat on drums and ate marshmallow hobbits. Olorin puked the Hobbit's remains into Mt. Doom where a butterfly bit Gandafts nose and saddened his his elf friend, Elendil, who sang
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