08-08-2002, 09:47 PM | #1581 |
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"That Stinks!" said
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08-09-2002, 08:50 AM | #1582 |
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Gandalf, as he
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08-09-2002, 10:37 AM | #1583 |
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tweaked Pippens nose.
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08-09-2002, 12:32 PM | #1584 |
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Pippin squealed horrendously!
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08-09-2002, 01:44 PM | #1585 |
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using her palantir and other various intelligence gathering devices. Using the information she contacted Gimli via Palantir and told him to gather a following of nancing elves and prepare to trick them into falling in a smelly hobbit hole. But the elves were busy imitating Legolas and Haldir so Gimli decided to filch Elronds favorite purple dress and purple hat, which were very tight and revealing, since they were made of rubber and unimaginably small for one such elf like himself. Staring off into the starry distance, he watched the fires of Erebor and the morning star rise slowly into the pink sky dotted with stars of Elbereth, each shining like the eyes of the elves. In the North, crossing the Helcaraxe, the house of Fingolfin struggled to survive in the blizzard of monkeys. Meanwhile, back at Bag End, Frodo was dancing the tango with Gandalf while balancing a large amount of plates and cups. Gandalf was giggling madly at the rose in Frodo's lipstick covered mouth. Frodo got mad when Sam started to jump on the bed, yelling about bouncing monkeys and laughable children. Gandalf lit up his pipe, and his pipe, and into the sunset, while Frodo caught lightning bugs, Sam rolled in loriens flowery graves from rivendel. Suddenly a wind of death came close. Gandalf blasted ice cubes in the morgue. This didn't help to defeat the the giant hobbit who stalked innocent Orcs and Trolls with a scythe and cut off their ickle noses for his collection, which he kept in a hole -- not a Hobbit-hole, but a wormy, dirty hole. Evening fires were lit and were reflecting the ugly faces Pippin, "These are dead," he said. "Shrink them!" said which gobbled up the bloody mess and got gas! "That Stinks!" said Gandalf, as he tweaked Pippens nose. Pippin squealed horrendously!
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08-09-2002, 09:27 PM | #1586 |
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"!#$!%&*! YOU GANDALF!!!!"
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08-09-2002, 11:37 PM | #1587 |
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Gandalf reeled away
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08-09-2002, 11:41 PM | #1588 |
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in horror, as
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08-10-2002, 12:35 AM | #1589 |
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metamophesed into a
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08-10-2002, 12:36 AM | #1590 |
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a silver toad
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08-10-2002, 01:25 AM | #1591 |
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08-10-2002, 01:52 AM | #1593 |
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. The colorful amphibian
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sang like Luthien
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and danced like
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Tinuviel. Confused, Beren
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