Do nazguls have to go to the bathroom? and other pointless questions - Page 8

Insidious Rex · 04-25-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Do balrogs sleep?

yes. sometimes for Ages

Heather Wooltoes · 04-25-2003, 06:29 PM

Do Balrogs eat? waht do they eat? What does thier dung look like and can I use it to fertilize my lawn?

Bombadillo · 04-25-2003, 06:39 PM

Hmmmm... an interesting canundrum you've proposed...
I suppose bolrog may 'eat' anything flamable if it sets fire to it, as its fire would really feed off of it and use it to grow. So then it would leave big slimy piles of smoking crap, and I wouldn't recommend that as fertilizer.

Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically?
A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it?
B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans?

Heather Wooltoes · 04-25-2003, 09:45 PM

Bombadillo asks

Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically?
A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it?
B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans?

Hey! thats an intellegent question requiring thought! This is a thread for POINTLESS questions. Take your brain to another thread before I report you!!!

pointless

Bombadillo · 04-25-2003, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Heather Wooltoes
Bombadillo asks

Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically?
A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it?
B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans?

Hey! thats an intellegent question requiring thought! This is a thread for POINTLESS questions. Take your brain to another thread before I report you!!!
...
pointless

*mumbles something about 'just because I ask questions that are too hard for you'*

Wayfarer · 04-25-2003, 10:42 PM

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Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically?

Obviously they have voiceboxes- they're just invisible like the rest of them.

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If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans?

They do. Just /you/ see what you sound like after several centuries of continued supernatural logevity without health care, and no sleep. You'd be a bit hoarse too.

Radagast The Brown · 04-26-2003, 10:02 AM

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originally posted by Wayfarer
They do. Just /you/ see what you sound like after several centuries of continued supernatural logevity without health care, and no sleep. You'd be a bit hoarse too.

I've never felt sorry for them until now.

Insidious Rex · 05-08-2003, 03:05 PM

so when did elves go from being such noble elegant creatures of lore to being short funny looking toy makers living on the north pole for a fat man who works once a year? that must have been some transition. is that what happened to the few who wouldnt fade into the west? or did those few get lost on their way back over the ocean? hey i even see some of them in the malls in december out back smoking cigeretts and complaining about the bells on their shoes.

Fimbrethil · 05-08-2003, 08:48 PM

Hmmmmmm...that is something to think about. But you know everyone thinks elves are soooooo great and that they should know the most and be the most beutiful but I want to know what happened to the trees? Does no one love the trees?

Bombadillo · 05-08-2003, 09:00 PM

What happened to the trees? They were killed by a Bush.

Sorry I don't really have a question. I just couldn't resist the low, not-funny joke on the nuclear president. I support him anyway. Someone else please ask.

Fimbrethil · 05-08-2003, 09:06 PM

If cookies had legs and milk had lips, what color would the sky be?

Insidious Rex · 05-08-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Fimbrethil
If cookies had legs and milk had lips, what color would the sky be?

hun what ever yer on I want some of that

durin's bane · 05-08-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Fimbrethil
If cookies had legs and milk had lips, what color would the sky be?

Beige!

Fimbrethil · 05-09-2003, 06:57 AM

You are correct sir!

okay I've got another one...

If Shadowfax could talk what would he say?

Coney · 05-09-2003, 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by Fimbrethil
If Shadowfax could talk what would he say?

"Gandalf, why don't you stick with Eagle Airlines?.........all this running about is making me tired"

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
so when did elves go from being such noble elegant creatures of lore to being short funny looking toy makers living on the north pole for a fat man who works once a year? that must have been some transition. is that what happened to the few who wouldnt fade into the west? or did those few get lost on their way back over the ocean? hey i even see some of them in the malls in december out back smoking cigeretts and complaining about the bells on their shoes.

Ack! They're not real Elves. They're a hybrid of Hobbit and Elves (read the follow up to 'beer goggles' theory on the union of Hobbits and Dwarves thread). They're nothing like us.

Fimbrethil: we still love the trees, but there are less of us to go around now. Try helping us out a bit... start building cinderblock houses and using less paper. And for the love of Eru, stop multiplying! Mercy! You're inching into every crevice of this planet!

Artanis · 05-09-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Ack! They're not real Elves. They're a hybrid of Hobbit and Elves (read the follow up to 'beer goggles' theory on the union of Hobbits and Dwarves thread). They're nothing like us.

Which means size didn't matter after all

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Artanis
Which means size didn't matter after all

Well, you know, only if you had those 'beer goggles' on. And don't forget the 'magic time' where their power is enhanced.

ROFLMAO! If any of you read our conversation in that thread, you would know exactly what we were talking about. BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

ArwenEvenstar · 05-10-2003, 07:36 AM

lol this thread is so funny!!

If elves were gay, would they have the gay pride parades? (Picture Elrond in a muscle shirt) (If any one wants me to delete this I will . . . )

Treebeard's apprentice · 05-10-2003, 08:27 PM

Yes, and Legolas would be the marshal!!

*runs and hides*

04-25-2003, 06:29 PM	#142
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	Do Balrogs eat? waht do they eat? What does thier dung look like and can I use it to fertilize my lawn? __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

04-25-2003, 06:39 PM	#143
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Hmmmm... an interesting canundrum you've proposed... I suppose bolrog may 'eat' anything flamable if it sets fire to it, as its fire would really feed off of it and use it to grow. So then it would leave big slimy piles of smoking crap, and I wouldn't recommend that as fertilizer. Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically? A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it? B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans? __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

04-25-2003, 09:45 PM	#144
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	Bombadillo asks Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically? A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it? B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans? Hey! thats an intellegent question requiring thought! This is a thread for POINTLESS questions. Take your brain to another thread before I report you!!! pointless __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

05-08-2003, 03:05 PM	#148
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	so when did elves go from being such noble elegant creatures of lore to being short funny looking toy makers living on the north pole for a fat man who works once a year? that must have been some transition. is that what happened to the few who wouldnt fade into the west? or did those few get lost on their way back over the ocean? hey i even see some of them in the malls in december out back smoking cigeretts and complaining about the bells on their shoes. __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

05-08-2003, 08:48 PM	#149
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Hmmmmmm...that is something to think about. But you know everyone thinks elves are soooooo great and that they should know the most and be the most beutiful but I want to know what happened to the trees? Does no one love the trees? __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

05-08-2003, 09:00 PM	#150
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	What happened to the trees? They were killed by a Bush. Sorry I don't really have a question. I just couldn't resist the low, not-funny joke on the nuclear president. I support him anyway. Someone else please ask. __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

05-08-2003, 09:06 PM	#151
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	If cookies had legs and milk had lips, what color would the sky be? __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

05-09-2003, 06:57 AM	#154
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	You are correct sir! okay I've got another one... If Shadowfax could talk what would he say? __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

05-10-2003, 07:36 AM	#159
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	lol this thread is so funny!! If elves were gay, would they have the gay pride parades? (Picture Elrond in a muscle shirt) (If any one wants me to delete this I will . . . ) __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination! Last edited by ArwenEvenstar : 05-10-2003 at 07:39 AM.

05-10-2003, 08:27 PM	#160
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Yes, and Legolas would be the marshal!! runs and hides