Moot 'Female' Swimsuite Calendar - Page 8

Sween · 04-23-2003, 07:29 AM

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Yeah - we need those, 'cos if it were up to me the whole place would just be turned into a pub with naked serving wenches PG13 would fly out the window...........

such a shy young lady are'nt you! PG13s got to go we should have an over 18 section then Anduril would come back for sure

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
such a shy young lady are'nt you! PG13s got to go we should have an over 18 section then Anduril would come back for sure

Yeah - well behaved & house trained too

I reckon we should just go for it (the X18 thread - if the admins close it I'll just have to go Nazi on their asses & show them why leather & chains go hand in hand

)

Don't know if he'll come back though........will have to go visit him & see what he says

Sween · 04-23-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Yeah - well behaved & house trained too I reckon we should just go for it (the X18 thread - if the admins close it I'll just have to go Nazi on their asses & show them why leather & chains go hand in hand )

Don't know if he'll come back though........will have to go visit him & see what he says

i wasnt aware S&M was the nazis favored form of touture! Maybe we should of let them win

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
i wasnt aware S&M was the nazis favored form of touture! Maybe we should of let them win

Who said anything about torture? Then again, there is a very fine line between pleasure & pain...

Sween · 04-23-2003, 07:52 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Who said anything about torture? Then again, there is a very fine line between pleasure & pain...

ne way back to the topic is there any ladies here you would esspecially like to pose with?

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 07:59 AM

Well, Lin & I still have a oil wrestling thin to do, guess you could take pics then. But she's still young (only 16 I think).........why would I want to pose with another woman?

Coney · 04-23-2003, 07:59 AM

How the hell did you two get from Swimsuits to nazi S&M practices????

Mad I tell you.........they're all mad...........just as well in this place I suppose

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Who said anything about torture? Then again, there is a very fine line between pleasure & pain...

Yup, the line is drawn somewhere between the church door and the altar

Sween · 04-23-2003, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Well, Lin & I still have a oil wrestling thin to do, guess you could take pics then. But she's still young (only 16 I think).........why would I want to pose with another woman?

who said you want to i want you to lol.

Coney i have a weird and wonderfull mind. Teacher once told me i had an icleptic mind im not sure what that is but i took it as a compliment

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
who said you want to i want you to lol.

Well since you put it that way - you pick

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Coney i have a weird and wonderfull mind. Teacher once told me i had an icleptic mind im not sure what that is but i took it as a compliment

Somehow the word 'teacher' has taken on a whole new meaning for me (well since yesterday & thanks to Coney's wonderful mind)

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How the hell did you two get from Swimsuits to nazi S&M practices????

'twas a slippery ride, but we managed

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Yup, the line is drawn somewhere between the church door and the altar

And the groom stands at the altar dangling from the end, while the bride does a tight rope walk from the door? Who do you think is in more danger of dying?

Coney · 04-23-2003, 08:11 AM

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Somehow the word 'teacher' has taken on a whole new meaning for me (well since yesterday & thanks to Coney's wonderful mind)

Damn! Forgot the apple!

Would a floppy 'nana suffice?

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And the groom stands at the altar dangling from the end, while the bride does a tight rope walk from the door? Who do you think is in more danger of dying?

Is this a trick question?............The groom doesn't dress in black for nothing ya know

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 08:16 AM

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Damn! Forgot the apple! Would a floppy 'nana suffice?

Nope - I've decided to save the floppy ones for reincarnation (when I come back as a pig), but if ye have a tequila I'd be yer friend forever *bats lashes*

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Is this a trick question?............The groom doesn't dress in black for nothing ya know

Ye know the best way to get rid of old aunties at weddings poking you in the ribs going "You're next" is to start doing it to them at funerals

Oh - the groom wears black because a frilly white dress would look silly on someone who has a bunch of chest hair

Coney · 04-23-2003, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Nope - I've decided to save the floppy ones for reincarnation (when I come back as a pig), but if ye have a tequila I'd be yer friend forever *bats lashes*

There ya go hun, I'm a softie for a girl batting her bits at me

*hands K' tequilla*

Yeesh, I could just drink on o' those, seriously considering taking the day off work and heading to the pub :/

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Ye know the best way to get rid of old aunties at weddings poking you in the ribs going "You're next" is to start doing it to them at funerals

LOL!

Have you been reading Bash.org?.....I'm sure I saw that in there the other day

May family gave up on trying to marry me off years ago.......don't think poor mother has ever gotten over it

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Oh - the groom wears black because a frilly white dress would look silly on someone who has a bunch of chest hair

LOL! , now that has put a wierd image in my head

......do I get to wear a viel? (figure it would save time on shaving)

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 08:34 AM

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There ya go hun, I'm a softie for a girl batting her bits at me

Mmmm goodie, now I know how to ALWAYS get my way with you (not that it's been hard so far

)

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Yeesh, I could just drink on o' those, seriously considering taking the day off work and heading to the pub :/

Well, I'm supposed to be working - just aint happening I'm afraid

I had 2 tequila sunrises for lunch, now I can't wait to get home & have dinner (think it will be a Martini or two [dozen])

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LOL! Have you been reading Bash.org?.....I'm sure I saw that in there the other day

Yeah - I find them amusing

But I don't usually post unoriginal stuff, this just seemed to fit...

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May family gave up on trying to marry me off years ago.......don't think poor mother has ever gotten over it

Mine has never started - I guess they'd be shocked, stunned & completely amazed if some guy somewhere was mad enough to want to marry me

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LOL! , now that has put a wierd image in my head......do I get to wear a viel? (figure it would save time on shaving)

And when the thing is lifted ye look like a chimp

Guess then you'll be the one that gets the 'nana

Coney · 04-23-2003, 08:41 AM

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Mmmm goodie, now I know how to ALWAYS get my way with you (not that it's been hard so far )

What can I say?..I'm a mug for a girl with a pair of huge impressive ............ wings

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Mine has never started - I guess they'd be shocked, stunned & completely amazed if some guy somewhere was mad enough to want to marry me

Ach, I'm sure there is someone just as crazy (in a good way) somewhere........yeesh there has to be more crazy people in this world..........I need to find one meself!

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And when the thing is lifted ye look like a chimp Guess then you'll be the one that gets the 'nana

A tie and tails ain't called a Monkey Suit for nothing ya know

I wonder what Dubya looked like in his wedding gown? (seconds thoughts, that's not an image I'm gonna linger on)......

Baby-K · 04-23-2003, 08:55 AM

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What can I say?..I'm a mug for a girl with a pair of huge impressive ............ wings

They're nice & soft & strokable *flutter, flutter*

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Ach, I'm sure there is someone just as crazy (in a good way) somewhere........yeesh there has to be more crazy people in this world..........I need to find one meself!

See, this is why I'm scared to go to the doc - he's gonna tell me to come in, then walk outa there & tell me I have a special new blood group D-positive & they want to keep me overnight for observation.

Doc: Oh & while you're here, I'll just lock the door - someone will be around soon to pad the walls

And I for one do not want to meet my hubbie in an asylum.......then again anyone cuckoo enough to want to take me will prolly be locked away somewhere.........

Some day I'll care

If ye find a crazy for you, can you find one for me too?

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A tie and tails ain't called a Monkey Suit for nothing ya know

And you'll do well to remember one golden rule with me: Monkey see Monkey DO!

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I wonder what Dubya looked like in his wedding gown? (seconds thoughts, that's not an image I'm gonna linger on)......

Ach no man! I'm gonna lose my lunch

BeardofPants · 04-23-2003, 09:02 PM

Coney you nasty rabbit: why'd ya have to bring that up?! On a swimsuit thread no less!? *bashes head against wall in a vain attempt to shake images out*

Coney · 04-23-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Coney you nasty rabbit: why'd ya have to bring that up?! On a swimsuit thread no less!? *bashes head against wall in a vain attempt to shake images out*

This is what happens when ya in the middle of a convo with Bat-K and Sween :/ ...........the mind starts to turn at funny angles

wahine · 04-23-2003, 09:57 PM

Hmmm, I actually recommend a nice lavender color dress Coney, it'll go nicely with your *fake* blonde hair...

Anyone notice that the title of the forum is spelled wrong?

I just noticed that...

Coney · 04-23-2003, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by wahine
Hmmm, I actually recommend a nice lavender color dress Coney, it'll go nicely with your *fake* blonde hair...

Anyone notice that the title of the forum is spelled wrong?

I just noticed that...

What blonde hair? I'm au natrel at the mo' (besides, lavender isn't my colour......)

wahine · 04-23-2003, 10:06 PM

Hmmm, it has been awhile....

04-23-2003, 07:59 AM	#146
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Well, Lin & I still have a oil wrestling thin to do, guess you could take pics then. But she's still young (only 16 I think).........why would I want to pose with another woman? __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

04-23-2003, 09:02 PM	#156
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Coney you nasty rabbit: why'd ya have to bring that up?! On a swimsuit thread no less!? bashes head against wall in a vain attempt to shake images out __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-23-2003, 09:57 PM	#158
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	Hmmm, I actually recommend a nice lavender color dress Coney, it'll go nicely with your fake blonde hair... Anyone notice that the title of the forum is spelled wrong? I just noticed that... __________________ Hem, hem

04-23-2003, 10:06 PM	#160
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	Hmmm, it has been awhile.... __________________ Hem, hem

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