Worst Films ever made! - Page 8

cassiopeia · 07-26-2002, 02:25 AM

I think I saw a video at the video store called "Santa Claws" or something similar. Looked very gory.

Rei · 07-26-2002, 03:41 AM

What about the Jack Frost movies with the killer snow-man. Those were pretty lame.

***azalea*** · 07-26-2002, 12:39 PM

Aw, I loved those (and still do)! Are you talking about the Rankin Bass stop animation Christmas ones?

***Khamûl*** · 07-26-2002, 02:00 PM

I think Rei's talking about a cheap-o horror movie I saw on the shelf down at the local Movie Gallery. On the one I saw, Jack Frost was some kind of psychotic snowman on a serial killing spree or something like that. I thought it was probably stupid and didn't give it a second look.

***azalea*** · 07-26-2002, 02:05 PM

Ohhhh, okay, then.

That does sound like a clunker.

afro-elf · 07-27-2002, 10:27 AM

azalea

i know what you are talking about

" i'm mister heat miser, i'm mr. frost"

"put one foot in front of the other"

***azalea*** · 07-27-2002, 01:14 PM

oooh, more lyrics!

WiseWizard · 07-27-2002, 01:29 PM

I don't know whether or not this movie has already been discussed, but, what did everyone think of "Titanic"? Personally I thought it was horrible and think the only reason it got best picture that year was because of the hype. I doubt any of the judges even had the heart to watch it.

Radagast The Brown · 07-27-2002, 01:43 PM

I didn't like this movie, the Titanic. I really don't know that's so special about this movie. it wasn't the worst I ever saw it I really didn't like it.

***azalea*** · 07-27-2002, 02:15 PM

I REALLY didn't like Titanic, but I wouldn't call it one of the worst films ever made. I can see why a lot of people liked it, but I never wanted to see it from the time I saw the previews (I knew how it would end already, and I really didn't want to see that). When I finally did see it (my sister in law loved it and bought the video, so we thought we'd watch it to see what all the hype was about), I didn't think the inner story line was believable enough to be included in a true story, and I just didn't like it, like I knew I wouldn't.

WiseWizard · 07-27-2002, 02:32 PM

I hated the inner storyline as well. Though, it may just be my hatred for anything with Leo DiCaprio in it. Ever since he desacrated the good name of Shakespeare with that horrible portrayal of Romeo.......*mumbles incoherently and angrily*

Khadrane · 07-27-2002, 04:14 PM

I watched I Am Sam a couple of weeks ago, and I thought that movie was pretty bad. It was so boring .

Eruviel Greenleaf · 07-27-2002, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiseWizard
I hated the inner storyline as well. Though, it may just be my hatred for anything with Leo DiCaprio in it. Ever since he desacrated the good name of Shakespeare with that horrible portrayal of Romeo.......*mumbles incoherently and angrily*

ooh! I hated that movie! Another dreadful one...how could they do such horrible things to Romeo & Juliet and thus defiled the works of The Bard? How could they? *joins in the mumbling incoherently and angrily*

WiseWizard · 08-04-2002, 02:29 PM

Did anyone ever see "The Beach" (I think that's right) with Leo Dicraprio in it? I didn't, but I just wanted to know how much it sucked.

HobbitChick88 · 08-04-2002, 04:25 PM

I thought Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was terrible. Everybody died. movies can't end like that.
Also Bye Bye Birdie. I know it's a play too, but it was just terrible! The story is so stupid, it's almost funny.

almost.
Grease also has to be one of the stupidest movies ever made. I'm probably alone on this, but it totally has no point whatsoever.

eowyn144 · 08-04-2002, 04:31 PM

it may have no point but its way fun to watch! and to sing along to. surely you must like some of the songs in it?

HobbitChick88 · 08-04-2002, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eowyn144
it may have no point but its way fun to watch! and to sing along to. surely you must like some of the songs in it?

Well, I think a couple songs are ok, but I really don't "love it"

WiseWizard · 08-04-2002, 05:18 PM

Grease was one of those movies where it's so cheesy that you almost have to love it. It's what carries it through to the next generations. Kind of like Oklahoma. I'm being forced by my friends to audition for Oklahoma.......I think I'll purposefully do a bad job just to stay away from such a horrid musical. The movie scared me.

HobbitChick88 · 08-07-2002, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiseWizard
Grease was one of those movies where it's so cheesy that you almost have to love it. It's what carries it through to the next generations. Kind of like Oklahoma. I'm being forced by my friends to audition for Oklahoma.......I think I'll purposefully do a bad job just to stay away from such a horrid musical. The movie scared me.

I thought Oklahoma was good. I liked it waay better than Grease!! I didn't make much sense either, but it... well.. I dunno it was just better.

Hasty Ent · 08-09-2002, 08:50 PM

Worst movies I ever sat through (don't know why, but hope springs eternal and I kept thinking they might redeem themselves before their bitter ends):

Caligula -- felt positively punished afterwards
Henry and June -- how someone could take a fascinating individual like Henry Miller and make such a boring film boggles the mind

07-26-2002, 02:25 AM	#141
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I think I saw a video at the video store called "Santa Claws" or something similar. Looked very gory. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

07-26-2002, 03:41 AM	#142
Rei Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hades....it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it Posts: 182	What about the Jack Frost movies with the killer snow-man. Those were pretty lame. __________________ ______________________________ ------------------------------------------------ Seek for the Sword that was broken: In Imladris it dwells; There shall be counsels taken Stronger than Morgul-spells. There shall be shown a token That doom is near at hand For Isildur's Bane shall waken, And the Halfling forth shall stand. ______________________________ ------------------------------------------------ Whoo-hooo!!! I'm an Elven Warrior!!!!!

07-26-2002, 02:00 PM	#144
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	I think Rei's talking about a cheap-o horror movie I saw on the shelf down at the local Movie Gallery. On the one I saw, Jack Frost was some kind of psychotic snowman on a serial killing spree or something like that. I thought it was probably stupid and didn't give it a second look. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

07-27-2002, 10:27 AM	#146
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	azalea i know what you are talking about " i'm mister heat miser, i'm mr. frost" "put one foot in front of the other" __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

07-27-2002, 01:29 PM	#148
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I don't know whether or not this movie has already been discussed, but, what did everyone think of "Titanic"? Personally I thought it was horrible and think the only reason it got best picture that year was because of the hype. I doubt any of the judges even had the heart to watch it. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-26-2002, 12:39 PM	#143
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Aw, I loved those (and still do)! Are you talking about the Rankin Bass stop animation Christmas ones?

07-26-2002, 02:05 PM	#145
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Ohhhh, okay, then. That does sound like a clunker.

07-27-2002, 01:14 PM	#147
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	oooh, more lyrics!

07-27-2002, 01:43 PM	#149
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	I didn't like this movie, the Titanic. I really don't know that's so special about this movie. it wasn't the worst I ever saw it I really didn't like it. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

07-27-2002, 02:15 PM	#150
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	I REALLY didn't like Titanic, but I wouldn't call it one of the worst films ever made. I can see why a lot of people liked it, but I never wanted to see it from the time I saw the previews (I knew how it would end already, and I really didn't want to see that). When I finally did see it (my sister in law loved it and bought the video, so we thought we'd watch it to see what all the hype was about), I didn't think the inner story line was believable enough to be included in a true story, and I just didn't like it, like I knew I wouldn't.

07-27-2002, 02:32 PM	#151
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I hated the inner storyline as well. Though, it may just be my hatred for anything with Leo DiCaprio in it. Ever since he desacrated the good name of Shakespeare with that horrible portrayal of Romeo.......mumbles incoherently and angrily __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-27-2002, 04:14 PM	#152
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	I watched I Am Sam a couple of weeks ago, and I thought that movie was pretty bad. It was so boring . __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

08-04-2002, 02:29 PM	#154
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Did anyone ever see "The Beach" (I think that's right) with Leo Dicraprio in it? I didn't, but I just wanted to know how much it sucked. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-04-2002, 04:25 PM	#155
HobbitChick88 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 237	I thought Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was terrible. Everybody died. movies can't end like that. Also Bye Bye Birdie. I know it's a play too, but it was just terrible! The story is so stupid, it's almost funny. almost. Grease also has to be one of the stupidest movies ever made. I'm probably alone on this, but it totally has no point whatsoever. __________________ "Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars..." ~The Hobbit "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whose you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." -Joshua 24:15 Step follows step, Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger Set your heart on victory! "Where is Elizabeth?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really....except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." ~Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, POTC fROdO LIVeS!!!!

08-04-2002, 04:31 PM	#156
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	it may have no point but its way fun to watch! and to sing along to. surely you must like some of the songs in it? __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

08-04-2002, 05:18 PM	#158
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Grease was one of those movies where it's so cheesy that you almost have to love it. It's what carries it through to the next generations. Kind of like Oklahoma. I'm being forced by my friends to audition for Oklahoma.......I think I'll purposefully do a bad job just to stay away from such a horrid musical. The movie scared me. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-09-2002, 08:50 PM	#160
Hasty Ent Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 516	Worst movies I ever sat through (don't know why, but hope springs eternal and I kept thinking they might redeem themselves before their bitter ends): Caligula -- felt positively punished afterwards Henry and June -- how someone could take a fascinating individual like Henry Miller and make such a boring film boggles the mind

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