Light Of Evil - Page 8

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 07:59 AM

Nothing of this realm can touch me. I am BeardofPants of the Mighty Three. I am forevermore protected within this legacy. Also, I am Darth Tater's head church dude guy, person, so I claim sanctity. Also, my box is divine, and can not be penetrated. Do not incur my wrath, i mellon, for you will get more than you bargained for.

Such as it is, I am not here to fight, I am here to spread the legacy of hippy loving, tree hugging goodness.

Have you accepted Taterificus into your life yet?

Oh, and all your pants is belonging to me.

Elfmaster XK · 04-16-2002, 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Nothing of this realm can touch me. I am BeardofPants of the Mighty Three. I am forevermore protected within this legacy. Also, I am Darth Tater's head church dude guy, person, so I claim sanctity. Also, my box is divine, and can not be penetrated. Do not incur my wrath, i mellon, for you will get more than you bargained for.

Such as it is, I am not here to fight, I am here to spread the legacy of hippy loving, tree hugging goodness.

Have you accepted Taterificus into your life yet?

Oh, and all your pants is belonging to me.

You can have the pants if you really want them!

I know you are the mighty three, but you are part of our conspiricy, and so are also bound to me, and Earniel of the Mighty three!

Accept tater? Into my life? Why? I prefer to throw elderberries at him for correcting my incorrect quote. I am too insane.

I believe the box is divine. Indeed i do, but so is the holy hand grenade

Darth Tater · 04-16-2002, 09:13 AM

Brings in the official admins cd player which is supposed to stay in the mod forum, but is being wasted in there on girly pop music. Puts on Sgt. Peppers. Everyone is happy.

Arathorn · 04-16-2002, 09:27 AM

At last, someone to silence the yammering priestesses...(for the moment, that is)

Comic Book Guy · 04-16-2002, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Also, I am Darth Tater's head church dude guy, person, so I claim sanctity

Ah, the tall freak of 'nature'.

Darth Tater · 04-16-2002, 10:49 AM

There will be no rubbing of ashes on anybody's heads, it's very dirty.

Andúril · 04-16-2002, 11:25 AM

Never fear! For Anduril of The Mighty Three is here!!!

*Ribbit**Ribbit*

*Ribbit**Ribbit*

*Ribbit**Ribbit*

Okay, you guys, that's enough, you've had your fun, now change me back into something decent, like my normal self (although that isn't really decent, it's more .....er ....invincible....grrrr)

*Ribbit**Ribbit*
*Ribbit**Ribbit*

Hops into BoP's box. "Hmmmm.....been here before....."

PS leave AE as he is...

Elfmaster XK · 04-16-2002, 11:39 AM

*gets out magick marmite. Turns Anduril into a QUARK*

***Earniel*** · 04-16-2002, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
Kicks BoP in the arse for trying to hide from the might Taterificus, but forgives her cause she's cool.

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
I really should be moderating this thread. The sperm song is certainly not appropriate for Entmoot. But , eh, whatever.

Well, well I'd say the grrrrrreat Taterificus is finally succumbing to the charms of his high priestess. Does the name Zeus sound familiar?

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
gives Earniel-frog the chocolates, admitting she cannot be tempted and i have forgotten why she was trying to lure you to the chocolates in the first place and exits shouting 'Elderberries!'*

*Eärniel sneaks up and steals frog AND chocolate* Woohoo!

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Oh, and all your pants is belonging to me.

They're not your size.....

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
Turns A E and Anduril into frogs.

Yeay! More frogs! More poor creatures to pester! I'm thinking of building a frog army, worthy of me!

*Watches Elfmaster turning Anduril into quark* Dang! *considers* The Might Two and the All Powerfull Quark? Naaaah *uses a spell on Anduril. a bang is heard and a cloud hangs where the Anduril-quark was. The fog lifts and a squid looks squidish* Oops wrong spell! *tries again and changes Anduril into something more suitable*

Elfmaster XK · 04-16-2002, 02:59 PM

Anduril becomes an anti- quark

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
There will be no rubbing of ashes on anybody's heads, it's very dirty.

Ai! Ai! O Spudliness has passed his first commandment!

...

....

.....

THOU SHALT NOT RUB THY ASHES INTO HEADS...

Oh, and Earniel, ALL your pants is belonging to me.

Darth Tater · 04-16-2002, 07:29 PM

Thou shalt wear pants if thou art a guy.

Thou shalt not if thou art a girl.

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 07:34 PM

No pants?! Well, if O Divine Spudliness insists...

*Whips off Evil Pants, and replaces them with trusty Divine Box. Behind a bush of course.*

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:01 PM

*wonders why all legitimate discussions immediately deteriote into wild sexual rampages and drug fests as soon as BoP becomes involved*

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:05 PM

Are you accusing BeardofPants of the Mighty Three of Filthy Minded Naughty Stuff?? Never! I live, to serve. Now bow down to my Box, or I'll do something... really bad... er... to your first born sons!

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:10 PM

Like what . . . take all their pants?

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:13 PM

All your pants is belonging to ME.

Oh, and the blue smarties as well.

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:16 PM

Don't need pants. I got HALFLINGS!! And they're better without lower body garmentation.

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:19 PM

[mental image]

[censored comment regarding mental image]

Eeeeewwwwww....

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:23 PM

*cough* Anduril! *cough*

Have you taken his pants as well?

04-16-2002, 07:59 AM	#141
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nothing of this realm can touch me. I am BeardofPants of the Mighty Three. I am forevermore protected within this legacy. Also, I am Darth Tater's head church dude guy, person, so I claim sanctity. Also, my box is divine, and can not be penetrated. Do not incur my wrath, i mellon, for you will get more than you bargained for. Such as it is, I am not here to fight, I am here to spread the legacy of hippy loving, tree hugging goodness. Have you accepted Taterificus into your life yet? Oh, and all your pants is belonging to me. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 09:13 AM	#143
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Brings in the official admins cd player which is supposed to stay in the mod forum, but is being wasted in there on girly pop music. Puts on Sgt. Peppers. Everyone is happy. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-16-2002, 09:27 AM	#144
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	At last, someone to silence the yammering priestesses...(for the moment, that is) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-16-2002, 10:49 AM	#146
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	There will be no rubbing of ashes on anybody's heads, it's very dirty. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-16-2002, 11:39 AM	#148
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	gets out magick marmite. Turns Anduril into a QUARK __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-16-2002, 11:25 AM	#147
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Never fear! For Anduril of The Mighty Three is here!!! RibbitRibbit RibbitRibbit RibbitRibbit Okay, you guys, that's enough, you've had your fun, now change me back into something decent, like my normal self (although that isn't really decent, it's more .....er ....invincible....grrrr) RibbitRibbit RibbitRibbit Hops into BoP's box. "Hmmmm.....been here before....." PS leave AE as he is...

04-16-2002, 02:59 PM	#150
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Anduril becomes an anti- quark __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-16-2002, 07:29 PM	#152
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Thou shalt wear pants if thou art a guy. Thou shalt not if thou art a girl. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-16-2002, 07:34 PM	#153
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	No pants?! Well, if O Divine Spudliness insists... Whips off Evil Pants, and replaces them with trusty Divine Box. Behind a bush of course. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:01 PM	#154
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	wonders why all legitimate discussions immediately deteriote into wild sexual rampages and drug fests as soon as BoP becomes involved __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 08:05 PM	#155
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Are you accusing BeardofPants of the Mighty Three of Filthy Minded Naughty Stuff?? Never! I live, to serve. Now bow down to my Box, or I'll do something... really bad... er... to your first born sons! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:10 PM	#156
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Like what . . . take all their pants? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 08:13 PM	#157
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	All your pants is belonging to ME. Oh, and the blue smarties as well. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:16 PM	#158
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Don't need pants. I got HALFLINGS!! And they're better without lower body garmentation. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 08:19 PM	#159
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	[mental image] [censored comment regarding mental image] Eeeeewwwwww.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:23 PM	#160
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	cough Anduril! cough Have you taken his pants as well? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

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