Vegetarian Thread - Page 8

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Now Anduril must deal with three beautiful ladies at the same time? ..... Oh, wait a minute -

Riiiiggghht. You just wanted me to tell you how strong my arms are, didn't you? Well, if you must know (and also insist), I once did 33kg curls (individual dumbells - not barbell), and my prize achievement: 1 rep of 100kg benchpress - Woohooo!!! They can't ever take that away from me. Ummm, whatever....

Ooh... Aah.... "Tell me more, tell me more, like did he have a car?"

Um... vegetarianism is great, because they don't pollute the environment, like a bunch of gaseous cows do. Oh the Methane!

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Now Anduril must deal with three beautiful ladies at the same time? ..... Oh, wait a minute -

*Anduril sticks it right back in*

*Hits Anduil over the head with folder*

BoP you are very correct. Methane is a dangerous substance and vegetarianism could lead to less methane!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:36 AM

Yes, it's a little known fact that NZ has it's own counterpart to the European pollution problem... a big green methane cloud.... eeeewwwwwwwwww.....

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 09:45 AM

BoP, the funny thing is, while this is the internet and all (which promotes gratuitous fact making-up), those numbers are actually true. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.

Talking about gases, remember my dog, Woof? You don't wanna know how badly she farts. Especially when she's sleeping. You can't hear a thing. But you can smell, oh yes you can. Damn its bad.....Jesus Christ I can't handle it anymore!!

Anyway, then Anduril picked up the folder which was lying on the ground, and what did he see?

Anduril did see special non-sent love letters, addressed to himself.
"Christ Almighty!" he exclaimed.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
BoP, the funny thing is, while this is the internet and all (which promotes gratuitous fact making-up), those numbers are actually true. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.

Talking about gases, remember my dog, Woof? You don't wanna know how badly she farts. Especially when she's sleeping. You can't hear a thing. But you can smell, oh yes you can. Damn its bad.....Jesus Christ I can't handle it anymore!!

Anyway, then Anduril picked up the folder which was lying on the ground, and what did he see?

Anduril did see special non-sent love letters, addressed to himself.
"Christ Almighty!" he exclaimed.

I'm more of a cat person, but I quite like the more intelligent breeds of dogs, ie not Rottweilers. My parents owned one called, I kid you not, Brutus, and he was the master of silent-but-violent farts!! He probably caused the ozone hole that exists above NZ. Oh, and I *do* believe you about the weights.

Love letters? Who dares to compete with moi?

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Talking about gases, remember my dog, Woof? You don't wanna know how badly she farts. Especially when she's sleeping. You can't hear a thing. But you can smell, oh yes you can. Damn its bad.....Jesus Christ I can't handle it anymore!!

Anyway, then Anduril picked up the folder which was lying on the ground, and what did he see?

Anduril did see special non-sent love letters, addressed to himself.
"Christ Almighty!" he exclaimed.

Get a nose plug. (or peg)

Elfmaster glares at Anduril snatching back the file and says
''Now you know my secret, i will have to kill you"
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Smiles sweety at felow conspiritor BoP.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 09:56 AM

LOL.

When we got her (an eight week old Jack-Russell), I wanted to call her Beast, but oh well.

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Love letters? Who dares to compete with moi?

Don't look at me, look at the XK...

Were you asking about my car? Well don't. It sucks. Badly. Although I am upgrading the sound-system this w/e

. I just spent R3500 last month on fixing it - it overheated, as a result of leaking water, and then I kept on driving it, and then the engine, it did melt, and then I could drive it no longer....

But that doesn't stop me from driving like a true proffesional - lunatic. How's 140km/h? In 80 zones?

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
But that doesn't stop me from driving like a true proffesional - lunatic. How's 140km/h? In 80 zones?

Well, being the truely caring person that I am, I refuse to get my license, cos then I'll be polluting the planet, just like every other bored lazy hausfrau. (Oh, and I'm lazy).

XK: I really can't conspire against Anduril, he is of the Mighty Three... But lets bring about the downfall of say.... Emplynx when he's next online... heh heh heh (that was my evil laugh)

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:01 AM

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''Now you know my secret, i will have to kill you"

Let me guess, you gonna get physical on me now? Actually...

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Smiles sweety at felow conspiritor BoP.

I saw that! Chicks don't smile sweetly at eachother for nothing, ya know! Whoohoo! *Ahem*

Anduril gives the folder back, but some of the letters he did keep in secret...

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Well, being the truely caring person that I am, I refuse to get my license, cos then I'll be polluting the planet, just like every other bored lazy hausfrau. (Oh, and I'm lazy).

XK: I really can't conspire against Anduril, he is of the Mighty Three... But lets bring about the downfall of say.... Emplynx when he's next online... heh heh heh (that was my evil laugh)

Okay, the mighty three shall not be parted from each other. And neither shall the three conspiritors. I don't really know Emplynx, his avatar is cool tho. But okay. In half an hour i shall be leaving for a brief trip home. There i shall rejoice on seeing my own computer and proceed to sit there all evening. Then we may commence our plotting... the evil laugh is Muahahahah! or Mwahahaha! I shall now do both!!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
I saw that! Chicks don't smile sweetly at eachother for nothing, ya know! Whoohoo! *Ahem*

Anduril gives the folder back, but some of the letters he did keep in secret...

*Pangs of jealousy*

Ah, well, I knew it was too good to last. *sigh*

Vegetarianism is the new fad of the early noughties. 1 in 10 people have experimented with vegetarianism. Spirilina is gross, it tastes like you are swallowing (Now Anduril, no reading into this!), ash trays.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Then we may commence our plotting... the evil laugh is Muahahahah! or Mwahahaha! I shall now do both!!

I was thinking more of a low husky laugh, than an insane giggle, but okay.

It's 2am! I'll stay on for a bit more, but geez, even the Mighty Three need some sleep. Besides, I need to dream of Anduril witholding love letters from me.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:13 AM

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*Pangs of jealousy*

Why doth thou receive the pangs of jealousy, mine heart lieth with thee and also with Earniel.

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Ah, well, I knew it was too good to last. *sigh*

Get a grip! See, you are sleepy - you need rest. You have misinterpreted what I said.

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Now Anduril, no reading into this!

Yeah, since when do I ever read into anything....Jeebus...

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heh heh heh (that was my evil laugh)

I noticed.

So how do you get around? Pedal power?

*Anduril leafs through love letters*

"Hmmm....oooh tasty...."

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:18 AM

Hmpf. I walk if you must know.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:18 AM

Fear not BoP, for I will read you some of these exciting letters...

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 10:20 AM

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It's 2am! I'll stay on for a bit more, but geez, even the Mighty Three need some sleep. Besides, I need to dream of Anduril witholding love letters from me.

Grins evilly at causing rift between two of the mighty three! I think maybe you should go sleep then. When im on later it wuill only be about6-7 am where you are so i shall have to plot alone, unless Earniel returns.

Anduril, if you can read my handwriting, i appluade you!

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:24 AM

Nothing wrong with non-automotive transport. I recently re-tookup cycling. Me wishes to do the Argus next year...

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:27 AM

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Anduril, if you can read my handwriting, i appluade you!

Not only can I read your handwriting, but I can also read the mind that wrote it, and thus all the naughty bits that were left out - Hallaleuia!

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Not only can I read your handwriting, but I can also read the mind that wrote it, and thus all the naughty bits that were left out - Hallaleuia!

You think you know me...you dont at all! Mymind is a locked room, so if you're in there you're locked in. I now MUST leave the moot. MUST leave...

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:30 AM

Dang. Then you can probably read all my naughty thoughts as well.

*MUST NOT THINK OF BICYCLE PUMP... MUST NOT THINK OF BICYCLE PUMP...*

04-12-2002, 09:36 AM	#143
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Yes, it's a little known fact that NZ has it's own counterpart to the European pollution problem... a big green methane cloud.... eeeewwwwwwwwww..... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 10:18 AM	#154
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hmpf. I walk if you must know. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 10:30 AM	#160
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Dang. Then you can probably read all my naughty thoughts as well. MUST NOT THINK OF BICYCLE PUMP... MUST NOT THINK OF BICYCLE PUMP... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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04-12-2002, 09:45 AM	#144
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	BoP, the funny thing is, while this is the internet and all (which promotes gratuitous fact making-up), those numbers are actually true. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it. Talking about gases, remember my dog, Woof? You don't wanna know how badly she farts. Especially when she's sleeping. You can't hear a thing. But you can smell, oh yes you can. Damn its bad.....Jesus Christ I can't handle it anymore!! Anyway, then Anduril picked up the folder which was lying on the ground, and what did he see? Anduril did see special non-sent love letters, addressed to himself. "Christ Almighty!" he exclaimed.

04-12-2002, 10:18 AM	#155
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Fear not BoP, for I will read you some of these exciting letters...

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Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Nothing wrong with non-automotive transport. I recently re-tookup cycling. Me wishes to do the Argus next year...