Why are you weird? - Page 8

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-06-2002, 10:57 PM

An insane hobbit would be welcome aboard my ship, Tano!

Arr, there'll be fearful deeds tonight! *Puts on Battle Songs of the Toucan Pirates*

Elfmaster XK · 05-07-2002, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril

I.AM. NOT. INSANE

Shame, i like insanity...

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Are you normally weird or weirdly normal? I think of myself as normally weird in real life. On entmoot, I'm weirdly normal.

Hmm, an interesting question. Me? I think probably weirdly weird...was that an option?

Hey Eruviel! Got room for a drunk elf on yer ship?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-07-2002, 09:26 AM

I think there can be two drunken elves, and I'd be honored if you were the second! Welcome aboard! (but of course, you are the original drunk elf!)

Elfmaster XK · 05-07-2002, 09:33 AM

YAY! Party on the ship! Make way for me barrels of wine! Arr!

Wow, what a cool story this would make... A drunken elf captain and her drunken first officer sailing the seas with a crew of leg bitters (BoP), Insane hobbits (Tano) and even though he probably don't want to be with us crazy ppl, the Bard of mangled songs (Arathorn!) Eep! Small crew eh? Ah well, the raids more profitable to us!

Arathorn · 05-07-2002, 10:09 AM

*Starts writing and singing a sailor's ditty*

What do we do with a drunk elf captain,
What do we do with a drunk elf captain,
What do we do with a drunk elf captain,
Earl-eye in the morning...

Who's gonna throw the drunk captain over,
Who's gonna throw the drunk captain over,
Who's gonna throw the drunk captain over,
Beardie in the morning...

My young matees
Sing yon ditties
My young matees
Sing yon ditties

Why did the elf get a broken whisker,
Why did the elf get a broken whisker,
Why did the elf get a broken whisker,
Low tide in the morning...

What did the captain do to Beardie,
What did the captain do to Beardie,
What did the captain do to Beardie,
Shot glass without warning...

My young matees
Wine and pretties
My young matees
Wine and pretties

Headaches in the morning...

Elfmaster XK · 05-07-2002, 10:17 AM

*claps and starts to irish dance along with the tune*

XK - This is great fun! Keep singing Arathorn, i didn't know you played the accordian

Arathorn - i don't! (Sorry, typical you response IMO)

*EG dances too until she realises the words of the song are threatening to her. BoP dips her beard in the wine and brings out a lighter*

Oh, what can i use to burn this beard
what can i use to burn this beard
what can i use to burn this beard
Fire tickles in the morning...

Andúril · 05-07-2002, 11:07 AM

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everyone gets first placce

How mentally undeveloped are you? Where are you intrinsic psychic guessing skills? Everybody knows that I am not only the weirdest, but also the strangest, oddest, insanely scariest, and eeriest. Plus also sinisterest. As well as crazy.

The sad thing is, I am all those things. Just because I admit these attributes does not make them untrue. I understand that everyone wants to be the best, and we are in the Weird thread, so everyone wants to be the weirdest. It becomes very difficult to determine who is actually weird. I am weird.

For instance, when EK said:

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Shame, i like insanity...

, I wiped the drool and then thought to myself: Well, it's obvious that people never read that line of mine post correctly. It was meant to be understood as if you were hearing it, in a particular way. In other words, adopt a certain tone of voice. It must be damn scary. And also sad, as if terror. It must be the voice of an insane lunatic. He must sound like he is in pain. Or she. He must sound as if his brain stem is being clamped by a titanium clamp, okay? Now, once you have the voice down, you must change the way NOT sounds. It must have an extra bit of insanity, and strangeness. Like one getting a jolt of electricity through their eyeballs, but maybe less severe. It must sound just right, okay? Righto.

I have a .wav clip of my brother saying it quite well. He learnt it from me. Perhaps I will mp3ize it, and post it to whoever is interested. Never forget, I say it perfectly, not my brother. He is not insane. Thus, he cannot say it perfectly.

Lastly, always remember this axiom:

Skudoomph Moomf.

Elfmaster XK · 05-07-2002, 12:03 PM

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How mentally undeveloped are you?

Lol! That was funny

Im not sure why but it was!

Anyway, perhaps we should consider tha actual meaning of weird.

Weird - unearthly or eerie, bizarre or strange.

And also alternative words for it

Weird, bizarre, creepy, eerie, freakish, ghostly, grotesque, mysterious, odd, queer, spooky, strange, supernatural, uncanny, unnatural and unearthly.

Now the fact that i just proved i have an uncanny obsession with grammar, the actual meaning of words and that i appear to have swallowed a thesaurus could be considered creepy, and thus strange and weird.

Do you ppl all claim to be all these words?

Yes Anduril, i accept you before anyone else.

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For instance, when EK said:

I hope you didn't mean to just call me EK, as in ECK! I'll have to hurt you if you did!

I understood how you wished it to be said...i think. The stress obviously on 'not,' and each word slowly enunciated. That's how it would be said for me. A .wav of you would therefore be better, don't ya think?

***Earniel*** · 05-07-2002, 12:40 PM

Now let me get this clear.

This is the entmoot. The only forum known to have a pirateship captained by a strange birdwatching pirate-elf with a motley crew consisting of:
- one seriously drunken elf with the bizarre gift of having alcohol in the vicinity at all times
- one wacky hobbit who is at her best (and at every bodies worst) near on deck catapults
- one weird creature that constantly evolves or devolves into daleks, missing links and sheep. She also goes CHOMP on a regular basis
- one bard of mangled songs who has mastered pirate songs as well as any other kind.

And we still have to ARGUE about's what weird? Now THAT's creepy!

Elfmaster XK · 05-07-2002, 12:45 PM

Wanna join the crew Eärniel? i suppose i should ask the captain but.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERUVIEL!!!!! Nope, not here...well?

Then we can go on a voyage to find out exactly how i manage to have that alcohol around so frequently!

***Earniel*** · 05-07-2002, 02:05 PM

Oooooh can I? *turns to pirate captain Eruviel* Can I join? I can swim and I can squint and say "aye matey". I don't quaff rum I'm afraid but I can make people walk the plank to make up for it. Also I can give you nice weather (and the occasional refreshing thunderstorm) And I like sharks. So can I?

Tanoliel · 05-07-2002, 08:54 PM

As an impacient hobbit lassie who doesn't wanna wait until Cap'n returns, I say yes. Go ahead.
btw, Anduril, I fully accept that you're insane. I think we just want to make sure that everyone knows just how insane we all are. Hee...(hic) only that i'm a kleptomaniac...ya know, Elfmaster, (hic) that wine's really good...
-tano

Menelvagor · 05-07-2002, 11:08 PM

Mrowl! you need an evil squinty-eyed cat abord your ship, don't ya matey? I can catch mice! If you gimme some 'o that elven wine, I might even share them with you....

Andúril · 05-08-2002, 04:12 AM

I also want to be on the pirateship. I am the thing. in the room. The room is locked.

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Yes Anduril, i accept you before anyone else.

I would not ask any less of you. Yaaarrr!

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I hope you didn't mean to just call me EK, as in ECK! I'll have to hurt you if you did!

My bad. In your face. Anyway, I probologize (just made that word up...), but as BoP knows (and know she does!), I like to be punished. i am weird that way.

Regarding the I.AM.NOT.INSANE, you must never forget to take short, sharp, life dependant gasping breathlike inhalations. It sounds better that way.

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I fully accept that you're insane.

Thanks. I strange. Especially when I skudoomph the moomf.

btw, don't forget that I, the thing, in the room, which is locked, always kill my prey. you know you are the prey when you hear the words....

....SkuDoOmPh MoO[i]mF

I. AM. SKUDOOMPH. MOOMFER!!!

On second thought, the insane must be just like the not.

Clamp. Squish. Ooze. Spew. Sizzle. Evaporate. Mop. Spray.

Insane.

Elfmaster XK · 05-08-2002, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
...ya know, Elfmaster, (hic) that wine's really good...
-tano

I know. As Eärniel (now part of the crew...welcome) noticed not only do i always have the wine around, my amazing talent extends so that it is always good wine!

Also welocome to our squinty eyed cat and the thing. in the room. the room is locked.

Welcome, and the journey will begin,

to find elfmasters long lost wine
It's 50% and is simply divine
only the captain and alcoholic first mate
can find their way through the treasure gate!

ARR!

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My bad. In your face. Anyway, I probologize (just made that word up...), but as BoP knows (and know she does!), I like to be punished. i am weird that way.

EEP! Punished you won't be though, sorry. You proboligized

Elfmaster XK · 05-08-2002, 12:59 PM

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btw, don't forget that I, the thing, in the room, which is locked, always kill my prey. you know you are the prey when you hear the words....

Almost forgot...you CAN'T PREY ON THE CREW!!!

We'll feed you spikey crusteacians or something.

Starr Polish · 05-08-2002, 07:15 PM

I'm a band geek with frizzy hair. When I say band geek, I mean, one of THE band geeks. I love band in all it's bandiness. I am also currently trying to learn two instruments by myself, and am hoping my fifth grade sister will teach me how to play the trumpet.

I have a weird obsession with poetry, and I'm almost disgusted when people can't appreciate it.

I also read a lot, which weirds people out. I remember reading Harriet the Spy during recess in elementary school, and coming in late because I didn't hear the bell. I still like to read outside, especially in my willow tree in the back yard.

I enjoy making up silly words and my own mini languages and noises. Sometimes my equally weird friends and I will repeat these noises to each other, in public places, and we revel in the reactions.

One of my friends walked around the mall with a Subway sack on her head, scaring small children at KB Toys with dancing hamsters. I didn't deny knowning her, either.

I'm sure I'll think of more in a little bit

Andúril · 05-09-2002, 02:27 AM

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...and the thing. in the room. the room is locked.

Honestly, I couldn't have said it better (or funnier) myself. Bravo.

Elfmaster XK · 05-09-2002, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Honestly, I couldn't have said it better (or funnier) myself. Bravo.

*Takes a bow* All my own words of course...wait...

Tanoliel · 05-09-2002, 11:59 AM

My parents are weird...or at least my mom is. She let me sleep in this morning and miss Spanish class. Yay. We have another weekend of performances coming up, so she likes me to get my sleep...even though the reason I suggested it was because i couldn't find my homework.

-tano

05-06-2002, 10:57 PM	#141
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	An insane hobbit would be welcome aboard my ship, Tano! Arr, there'll be fearful deeds tonight! Puts on Battle Songs of the Toucan Pirates __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! Last edited by Eruviel Greenleaf : 05-06-2002 at 11:04 PM.

05-07-2002, 09:26 AM	#143
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I think there can be two drunken elves, and I'd be honored if you were the second! Welcome aboard! (but of course, you are the original drunk elf!) __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-07-2002, 09:33 AM	#144
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	YAY! Party on the ship! Make way for me barrels of wine! Arr! Wow, what a cool story this would make... A drunken elf captain and her drunken first officer sailing the seas with a crew of leg bitters (BoP), Insane hobbits (Tano) and even though he probably don't want to be with us crazy ppl, the Bard of mangled songs (Arathorn!) Eep! Small crew eh? Ah well, the raids more profitable to us! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-07-2002, 10:09 AM	#145
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Starts writing and singing a sailor's ditty What do we do with a drunk elf captain, What do we do with a drunk elf captain, What do we do with a drunk elf captain, Earl-eye in the morning... Who's gonna throw the drunk captain over, Who's gonna throw the drunk captain over, Who's gonna throw the drunk captain over, Beardie in the morning... My young matees Sing yon ditties My young matees Sing yon ditties Why did the elf get a broken whisker, Why did the elf get a broken whisker, Why did the elf get a broken whisker, Low tide in the morning... What did the captain do to Beardie, What did the captain do to Beardie, What did the captain do to Beardie, Shot glass without warning... My young matees Wine and pretties My young matees Wine and pretties Headaches in the morning... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-07-2002 at 10:27 AM.

05-07-2002, 10:17 AM	#146
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	claps and starts to irish dance along with the tune XK - This is great fun! Keep singing Arathorn, i didn't know you played the accordian Arathorn - i don't! (Sorry, typical you response IMO) EG dances too until she realises the words of the song are threatening to her. BoP dips her beard in the wine and brings out a lighter Oh, what can i use to burn this beard what can i use to burn this beard what can i use to burn this beard Fire tickles in the morning... __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-07-2002, 12:40 PM	#149
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Now let me get this clear. This is the entmoot. The only forum known to have a pirateship captained by a strange birdwatching pirate-elf with a motley crew consisting of: - one seriously drunken elf with the bizarre gift of having alcohol in the vicinity at all times - one wacky hobbit who is at her best (and at every bodies worst) near on deck catapults - one weird creature that constantly evolves or devolves into daleks, missing links and sheep. She also goes CHOMP on a regular basis - one bard of mangled songs who has mastered pirate songs as well as any other kind. And we still have to ARGUE about's what weird? Now THAT's creepy! __________________ We are not things.

05-07-2002, 12:45 PM	#150
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Wanna join the crew Eärniel? i suppose i should ask the captain but.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERUVIEL!!!!! Nope, not here...well? Then we can go on a voyage to find out exactly how i manage to have that alcohol around so frequently! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-07-2002, 02:05 PM	#151
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oooooh can I? turns to pirate captain Eruviel Can I join? I can swim and I can squint and say "aye matey". I don't quaff rum I'm afraid but I can make people walk the plank to make up for it. Also I can give you nice weather (and the occasional refreshing thunderstorm) And I like sharks. So can I? __________________ We are not things.

05-07-2002, 08:54 PM	#152
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	As an impacient hobbit lassie who doesn't wanna wait until Cap'n returns, I say yes. Go ahead. btw, Anduril, I fully accept that you're insane. I think we just want to make sure that everyone knows just how insane we all are. Hee...(hic) only that i'm a kleptomaniac...ya know, Elfmaster, (hic) that wine's really good... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-07-2002, 11:08 PM	#153
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	Mrowl! you need an evil squinty-eyed cat abord your ship, don't ya matey? I can catch mice! If you gimme some 'o that elven wine, I might even share them with you....

05-08-2002, 07:15 PM	#157
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I'm a band geek with frizzy hair. When I say band geek, I mean, one of THE band geeks. I love band in all it's bandiness. I am also currently trying to learn two instruments by myself, and am hoping my fifth grade sister will teach me how to play the trumpet. I have a weird obsession with poetry, and I'm almost disgusted when people can't appreciate it. I also read a lot, which weirds people out. I remember reading Harriet the Spy during recess in elementary school, and coming in late because I didn't hear the bell. I still like to read outside, especially in my willow tree in the back yard. I enjoy making up silly words and my own mini languages and noises. Sometimes my equally weird friends and I will repeat these noises to each other, in public places, and we revel in the reactions. One of my friends walked around the mall with a Subway sack on her head, scaring small children at KB Toys with dancing hamsters. I didn't deny knowning her, either. I'm sure I'll think of more in a little bit __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

05-09-2002, 11:59 AM	#160
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	My parents are weird...or at least my mom is. She let me sleep in this morning and miss Spanish class. Yay. We have another weekend of performances coming up, so she likes me to get my sleep...even though the reason I suggested it was because i couldn't find my homework. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

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