What were they REALLY thinking? - Page 8

Rána Eressëa · 03-15-2002, 05:40 PM

Legolas: [fighting off Orcs] *thinking* Everybody is Kung Fu fighting! WAH! This elf is fast as lightening! YAH!

Halley_Brandybuck · 03-15-2002, 10:19 PM

LOL!!!

Arathorn · 03-15-2002, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rogue Elf
Legolas: [fighting off Orcs] *thinking* Everybody is Kung Fu fighting! WAH! This elf is fast as lightening! YAH!

A cute one R. Elf (I think I shall use R. from now on -- am confused if it is really Rogue or Rouge).

Wow my first post here in 2 weeks! Anyway...

Gimli looking at Legolas after Aragorn asks them to "hunt some orc": "YES!" *thinking* Oh yeah, it's my line!

Evenstar · 03-16-2002, 01:17 AM

After Frodo was ill...and the hoobits are hugging each other!!!
Pippin: *thinking* MY PIPEWEED...MY PIPEWEED!!!!
Merry: *thinking* HIS PIPEWEED...HIS PIPEWEED!!!
Sam: *thinking* The ring...my precioussss...hehe...my prrreccioussss!!!
Frodo *thinking* they love me..they really love me!!!

Rána Eressëa · 03-16-2002, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn

A cute one R. Elf (I think I shall use R. from now on -- am confused if it is really Rogue or Rouge).

It's Rogue. "Rouge" is the typo.

Arathorn · 03-16-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rogue Elf

It's Rogue. "Rouge" is the typo.

OK Rogue Elf I'm so sorry for the typo. I'm sorry for everything

*cries shamelessly like Bilbo* (A pm about what the "waterfalls" means might make the tears stop)

Comic Book Guy · 03-16-2002, 03:40 PM

I believe the 'Waterfall' has something to do with a dream a member called FrodoFriend had, apparently she dreamt she had a dream that she met with Elijah Wood at a waterfall.

FrodoFriend · 03-16-2002, 11:48 PM

I didn't really dream that! At least, not while I was asleep.

Rána Eressëa · 03-17-2002, 10:13 PM

Aragorn: [looking for athelas] *thinking* Where's The Last Quality Music House when you need it?

Elrond: "You are the Fellowship of the Ring!" [looking really pleased with himself] *thinking* Now, where's my Spoon at...?

Frodo: [seeing the Eye] *thinking* AHH!!! MARTHA STEWART!!!

Sam: [looking from the edge of the cliff at the end of the movie] *thinking* Is this the cliff Rogue Elf and Elijah fell over?

Frodo: [looking from the same spot] *thinking* NO!!! Not this cliff again!!!

FrodoFriend · 03-18-2002, 12:47 AM

Balrog: *roars and spreads huge, very obvious wings* Heh. This'll get all those Tolkienites riled up.

Rána Eressëa · 03-18-2002, 01:44 AM

LOL! Good one, FF

Arathorn · 03-18-2002, 02:09 AM

Galadriel in the beginning: "The world is changing..."*thinking* And so is the plot...
"I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air..."*thinking* Not to mention my lines..<sigh>

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-18-2002, 03:58 AM

LOL. Arathorn, that's good.

Galadriel: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth *thinking: I feel I am saying Treebeard's line.*

Okay, not very original, but just to continue what Arathorn started. . .

bropous · 03-18-2002, 11:41 AM

Elrond: Men?! Men are weak. {I hope no one remembers me in drag in Priscilla Queen of the Desert while I'm being butch!}

Elrond: You are called here to face the thrreat of Morrdorrr. {I said that sooooooooo cool!}

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand, Frodo. {Sauron has it right. Pity makes life more difficult.}

Saruman: Your love for the Halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind... {Gandalf thinks: And your love for Isengard wine has clearly slowed your liver....}

Saruman: We must join with Sauron. {{[I]Gandalf thinks: Sauron! That punk? Foo' still owe me twelve dollas!}

Gandalf dancing at Bilbo's Birthday Party: {I dunno, a couple more mugs of wine and these hobbit girls are going to get real cute.....}

Bilbo: "Mithril! Take it! Take it! As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales!" {Frodo thinks: And as smelly as a Dwarf's armpits! Why didn't he wash this thing? It's still got goblin and warg guts on it!}

***Earniel*** · 03-18-2002, 02:08 PM

Luckily you don't need much air to type, I'll be needing oxygen soon....

Saruman: The hour is later than you think..
Gandalf*Oh No, don't tell me I missed Buffy the vampire slayer!

Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow....
thinking* that'll teach him to nick one of my dresses! Seriously...

Balrog rises from the fire, sees Gandalf, starts chasing him thinking * It's was you wasn't it? You're the one that called my momma a winged balrog!*

Legolas: It's not the eastern shore that worries me
thinking * Those EW-fans are everywhere, I hope there are some of me too.. Oh better go comb my hair then...

FrodoFriend · 03-19-2002, 02:03 AM

Legolas: A shadow and a threat is growing in my mind.
Thinking: More importantly, I think I'm growing nose hair! Ahh! Where are my toenail scissors?

Legolas: And you have my bow!
Thinking: Beep beep. Identify target. May be prettier than me. Must keep an eye on. Over and out.

Elrond: Welcome to Rivendell, Frodo Baggins.
Frodo: *thinking* Thank Eru! At least it's not Arwen!

Arathorn · 03-19-2002, 10:48 AM

Galadriel: "In place of a dark lord you shall have a queen!...I've passed the test. I shall move on to the West and remain Galadriel"
Frodo: *thinking* That's it, I'm not talking to girls at 3 am.

frodosgirlfriend · 03-19-2002, 03:06 PM

when frodo is walking to the mirror of galadriel and the camera focoses on his feet
Frodo: I wonder how many other people put rogane on thier feet. I still look good right? if I'm not perfect i hope I'm atleast better than Legolas.

in the beganing of the movie when frodo and gandalf r still on the cart
Frodo: I'm glad your back gandalf *was ur nose always that big*
Gandalf: so am i dear boy, so am I. *I shouldn't of come here. the hobbits r already really bugging me. i should of only settled for 20 lb. of pipe weed from bilbo 10 lb. is not enough for this

in moria when gandalf is about to fall of the bridge
Gandalf: Fly u fools *i shold of told bilbo to give me 30 lb. of pipe weed. this is not fair*

Cirdan · 03-19-2002, 04:33 PM

LOL
Outtakes pArt1:

At Rivendell:
Frodo: Where were you Gandalf?
Gandalf: I had to get a new magic staff. You think these things grow on trees!!!
CUT!!!

Later:
Elrond: Goodbye.... Mr. Underhill
Frodo: My name is... FRODO!
CUT!!!

In Moria:

(Fellowship is surrounded by Orcs)
Gandalf (sings): It rainin' Orcs, halleuluah, it's rainin' Orcs!
CUT!!!

In Orthanc:
Saruman: That's funny. The last time I looked into the palantir the eye wasn't brown. Hey, anybody see an old guy dressed all in grey... beard down to here... he was just here a minute ago. (slips in eagle dropppings)
CUT!!!

Barad Dur:
Sauron: I wonder in I should put a few Orcs around the Cracks of Doom... just in case. NAHHH

Evenstar · 03-20-2002, 06:43 AM

Gandalf: Fly you fools!!!
Frodo: *we can't fly Gandalf...we don't have wings* *to the others* *poor guy...I think he's a little confused!!!*
Pippin *hehe...Gandalfs stoned!!!*

03-15-2002, 10:19 PM	#142
Halley_Brandybuck Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Griffith IN Posts: 136	LOL!!! __________________ ~in Halley Brandybuck's hobbitish opinion I am in search of an MPEG version of the trailer... if anyone finds one, let me know! Do not meddle in the affairs of females for they are PMS-ing and quick to batter. "He fears you Aragorn, and what you may become" Two Towers in 6 months!

03-16-2002, 01:17 AM	#144
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	After Frodo was ill...and the hoobits are hugging each other!!! Pippin: thinking MY PIPEWEED...MY PIPEWEED!!!! Merry: thinking HIS PIPEWEED...HIS PIPEWEED!!! Sam: thinking The ring...my precioussss...hehe...my prrreccioussss!!! Frodo thinking they love me..they really love me!!! __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

03-16-2002, 11:48 PM	#148
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I didn't really dream that! At least, not while I was asleep. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-17-2002, 10:13 PM	#149
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Aragorn: [looking for athelas] thinking Where's The Last Quality Music House when you need it? Elrond: "You are the Fellowship of the Ring!" [looking really pleased with himself] thinking Now, where's my Spoon at...? Frodo: [seeing the Eye] thinking AHH!!! MARTHA STEWART!!! Sam: [looking from the edge of the cliff at the end of the movie] thinking Is this the cliff Rogue Elf and Elijah fell over? Frodo: [looking from the same spot] thinking NO!!! Not this cliff again!!! Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 03-17-2002 at 10:20 PM.

03-18-2002, 12:47 AM	#150
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Balrog: roars and spreads huge, very obvious wings Heh. This'll get all those Tolkienites riled up. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-15-2002, 05:40 PM	#141
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Legolas: [fighting off Orcs] thinking Everybody is Kung Fu fighting! WAH! This elf is fast as lightening! YAH!

03-16-2002, 03:40 PM	#147
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	I believe the 'Waterfall' has something to do with a dream a member called FrodoFriend had, apparently she dreamt she had a dream that she met with Elijah Wood at a waterfall.

03-18-2002, 01:44 AM	#151
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	LOL! Good one, FF Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 03-18-2002 at 01:45 AM.

03-18-2002, 02:09 AM	#152
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Galadriel in the beginning: "The world is changing..."thinking And so is the plot... "I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air..."thinking Not to mention my lines..<sigh> __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 03-18-2002 at 04:00 AM.

03-18-2002, 03:58 AM	#153
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	LOL. Arathorn, that's good. Galadriel: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth thinking: I feel I am saying Treebeard's line. Okay, not very original, but just to continue what Arathorn started. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-18-2002, 11:41 AM	#154
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	Elrond: Men?! Men are weak. {I hope no one remembers me in drag in Priscilla Queen of the Desert while I'm being butch!} Elrond: You are called here to face the thrreat of Morrdorrr. {I said that sooooooooo cool!} Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand, Frodo. {Sauron has it right. Pity makes life more difficult.} Saruman: Your love for the Halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind... {Gandalf thinks: And your love for Isengard wine has clearly slowed your liver....} Saruman: We must join with Sauron. {{[I]Gandalf thinks: Sauron! That punk? Foo' still owe me twelve dollas!} Gandalf dancing at Bilbo's Birthday Party: {I dunno, a couple more mugs of wine and these hobbit girls are going to get real cute.....} Bilbo: "Mithril! Take it! Take it! As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales!" {Frodo thinks: And as smelly as a Dwarf's armpits! Why didn't he wash this thing? It's still got goblin and warg guts on it!} __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

03-18-2002, 02:08 PM	#155
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Luckily you don't need much air to type, I'll be needing oxygen soon.... Saruman: The hour is later than you think.. GandalfOh No, don't tell me I missed Buffy the vampire slayer! Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow.... thinking that'll teach him to nick one of my dresses! Seriously... Balrog rises from the fire, sees Gandalf, starts chasing him thinking * It's was you wasn't it? You're the one that called my momma a winged balrog!* Legolas: It's not the eastern shore that worries me thinking * Those EW-fans are everywhere, I hope there are some of me too.. Oh better go comb my hair then... __________________ We are not things.

03-19-2002, 02:03 AM	#156
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Legolas: A shadow and a threat is growing in my mind. Thinking: More importantly, I think I'm growing nose hair! Ahh! Where are my toenail scissors? Legolas: And you have my bow! Thinking: Beep beep. Identify target. May be prettier than me. Must keep an eye on. Over and out. Elrond: Welcome to Rivendell, Frodo Baggins. Frodo: thinking Thank Eru! At least it's not Arwen! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-19-2002, 10:48 AM	#157
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Galadriel: "In place of a dark lord you shall have a queen!...I've passed the test. I shall move on to the West and remain Galadriel" Frodo: thinking That's it, I'm not talking to girls at 3 am. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-19-2002, 03:06 PM	#158
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	when frodo is walking to the mirror of galadriel and the camera focoses on his feet Frodo: I wonder how many other people put rogane on thier feet. I still look good right? if I'm not perfect i hope I'm atleast better than Legolas. in the beganing of the movie when frodo and gandalf r still on the cart Frodo: I'm glad your back gandalf was ur nose always that* big* Gandalf: so am i dear boy, so am I. I shouldn't of come here. the hobbits r already really* bugging me. i should of only settled for 20 lb. of pipe weed from bilbo 10 lb. is not enough for this in moria when gandalf is about to fall of the bridge Gandalf: Fly u fools i shold of told bilbo to give me 30 lb. of pipe weed. this is not fair

03-19-2002, 04:33 PM	#159
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	LOL Outtakes pArt1: At Rivendell: Frodo: Where were you Gandalf? Gandalf: I had to get a new magic staff. You think these things grow on trees!!! CUT!!! Later: Elrond: Goodbye.... Mr. Underhill Frodo: My name is... FRODO! CUT!!! In Moria: (Fellowship is surrounded by Orcs) Gandalf (sings): It rainin' Orcs, halleuluah, it's rainin' Orcs! CUT!!! In Orthanc: Saruman: That's funny. The last time I looked into the palantir the eye wasn't brown. Hey, anybody see an old guy dressed all in grey... beard down to here... he was just here a minute ago. (slips in eagle dropppings) CUT!!! Barad Dur: Sauron: I wonder in I should put a few Orcs around the Cracks of Doom... just in case. NAHHH __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

03-20-2002, 06:43 AM	#160
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	LOL everyone!!! Gandalf: Fly you fools!!! Frodo: we can't fly Gandalf...we don't have wings to the others poor guy...I think he's a little confused!!! Pippin hehe...Gandalfs stoned!!! __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

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