Naming your kids after LOTR characters - Page 8

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 07:38 PM

"Miss Jenkins! Melkor's putting fangs on my elf drawings!"

BeardofPants · 04-10-2002, 07:42 PM

"Miss Brown... Melkor keeps putting Ungoliant in my desk!"

***azalea*** · 04-10-2002, 08:55 PM

ROFLOL!

"Alright class, get out your Lothlorien soil. Here I have a phial filled with the light of Galadriel. Let us now do an experiment in which... Hey, you, the Nazgul in the back of the room... stop cowering and come up to the blackboard! Uh-oh"
*walks to back of room and pokes empy black cloak w/ pointer*
to self: "Not another one -- how am I going to explain this one to the principal?"

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by azalea
ROFLOL!

"Alright class, get out your Lothlorien soil. Here I have a phial filled with the light of Galadriel. Let us now do an experiment in which... Hey, you, the Nazgul in the back of the room... stop cowering and come up to the blackboard! Uh-oh"
*walks to back of room and pokes empy black cloak w/ pointer*
to self: "Not another one -- how am I going to explain this one to the principal?"

Ma'am..I know what you mean. I had trouble describing Tom B. to my parents. They keep telling their friends he's just my imaginary friend. *Hugs yellow-booted stuffed-doll*

BeardofPants · 04-10-2002, 09:41 PM

Ms Jenkins! Miss, miss.... Sauron just tried to steal my ring! Miss...."

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 10:32 PM

Nyenyenyenyenye..

While you were all having a paperball fight, I gave Sauron's plastic decoder ring to our new janitor, Mr Cracker Doom.

BeardofPants · 04-10-2002, 10:55 PM

"Aargh! It's not fair! Aragorn won't let me join his 'fellowship' club! He says he'll get girl germs... "

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 11:07 PM

Probably heard on the campus speakers: "Mithrandir, Galadriel, and Elrond. It is with great pleasure that we announce that you passed your respective exams. Section Eldar has been moved to the West Wing. Please present yourselves to Mr. Cirdan for registration. Welcome folks to the new Academic School Age!"

Menelvagor · 04-10-2002, 11:09 PM

ROFL!

Tar-Elendil · 04-11-2002, 12:05 AM

::doesnt doubt u peeps think up material all day for the moot

::

Aragollwen · 04-11-2002, 12:28 AM

*Aragorn and Legolas are in the cafeteria eating small lunches. Gimli sits next to them with a lunchbox the size of his head.*
Aragorn: Geez Gimli! You-
*Merry and Pippin arrive with lunch boxes the size of my monitor.*
Aragorn:... Never mind.

*Eowyn looks for a lunch table. She spots the above mentioned one. She moves to sit down.*
Gimli: Hey! This is the Fellowship Only table!

Durlomiel · 04-11-2002, 12:50 AM

Fellowship only? That would be like a little boys' club. Could be called GROSS, Get Rid Of Slimy orcS

Aragollwen · 04-11-2002, 01:18 AM

Look at my sig. Then look who didn't talk!

Andúril · 04-11-2002, 03:04 AM

Class, please welcome your new substitute teacher.

"Good morning sir"

"My name is Mr Pharazon. But you may call me Ar" Scribbles name on blackboard.

"Goood mmorrinniing miiissstteer Ar-Pharazon!"

"Good morning class. Time for roll-call." Takes out list from greasy back pocket. "Right, Mr Nine-Finger?"

*Silence*

"Mr Frodo Nine-Finger - are you here?" Looks around class over evil and also eerie looking glasses. "Continuing, is his brother, Sauron here?"

"Yes sir."

Mr Pharazon looks at Sauron. "Jeez! What happened to your eyeball, son!!??"

BeardofPants · 04-11-2002, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril

Mr Pharazon looks at Sauron. "Jeez! What happened to your eyeball, son!!??"

"Frodo poked me in the eye, sir! When we were fighting over my ring..."

***Earniel*** · 04-11-2002, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
"Frodo poked me in the eye, sir! When we were fighting over my ring..."

heheheh

Teacher: Well it looks a bit inflamed. Maybe you should visit the schoolnurse miss Ioreth.

Andúril · 04-11-2002, 05:13 AM

"But Miss Ioreth is a troll."

"Hurin Gobsmack, please take Sauron Nine-Finger to Miss Ioreth."

"Yes ma'am."

BeardofPants · 04-11-2002, 05:34 AM

Saruman: Miss, miss, can I go too? My head hurts.

Teacher: Not again, Saruman! You can stay right there, and don't you even think of using the voice on me!

Saruman: This is not the child you are thinking of, he may go to the sick bay.

Teacher: You are not the child I am thinking of, you may go to the sick bay....

Andúril · 04-11-2002, 07:20 AM

So, Saruman Many-Coloured and Hurin Gobsmack accompanied Sauron The-Deciever to Ioreth, the nurse troll.

When Hurin entered to room, he shouted a war cry, and with his sword, lopped off her head. He did this only once.

BeardofPants · 04-11-2002, 07:34 AM

We have a way, of wandering away from the thread, don't we?

04-10-2002, 07:38 PM	#141
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	"Miss Jenkins! Melkor's putting fangs on my elf drawings!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-10-2002, 07:42 PM	#142
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	"Miss Brown... Melkor keeps putting Ungoliant in my desk!" __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-10-2002 at 07:44 PM.

04-10-2002, 09:41 PM	#145
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ms Jenkins! Miss, miss.... Sauron just tried to steal my ring! Miss...." __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-10-2002, 10:32 PM	#146
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Nyenyenyenyenye.. While you were all having a paperball fight, I gave Sauron's plastic decoder ring to our new janitor, Mr Cracker Doom. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-10-2002 at 10:59 PM.

04-10-2002, 10:55 PM	#147
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	"Aargh! It's not fair! Aragorn won't let me join his 'fellowship' club! He says he'll get girl germs... " __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-10-2002, 08:55 PM	#143
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	ROFLOL! "Alright class, get out your Lothlorien soil. Here I have a phial filled with the light of Galadriel. Let us now do an experiment in which... Hey, you, the Nazgul in the back of the room... stop cowering and come up to the blackboard! Uh-oh" walks to back of room and pokes empy black cloak w/ pointer to self: "Not another one -- how am I going to explain this one to the principal?"

04-10-2002, 11:07 PM	#148
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Probably heard on the campus speakers: "Mithrandir, Galadriel, and Elrond. It is with great pleasure that we announce that you passed your respective exams. Section Eldar has been moved to the West Wing. Please present yourselves to Mr. Cirdan for registration. Welcome folks to the new Academic School Age!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-10-2002 at 11:13 PM.

04-10-2002, 11:09 PM	#149
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	ROFL!

04-11-2002, 12:05 AM	#150
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	::doesnt doubt u peeps think up material all day for the moot :: __________________ Why can we not be sober..

04-11-2002, 12:28 AM	#151
Aragollwen Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Physically? North Cali. Mentally? Middle-Earth (duh) Posts: 10	Aragorn and Legolas are in the cafeteria eating small lunches. Gimli sits next to them with a lunchbox the size of his head. Aragorn: Geez Gimli! You- Merry and Pippin arrive with lunch boxes the size of my monitor. Aragorn:... Never mind. Eowyn looks for a lunch table. She spots the above mentioned one. She moves to sit down. Gimli: Hey! This is the Fellowship Only table! __________________ Hey, no one's perfect... except Legolas.

04-11-2002, 12:50 AM	#152
Durlomiel Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Beginning-Earth Posts: 9	Fellowship only? That would be like a little boys' club. Could be called GROSS, Get Rid Of Slimy orcS __________________ i will see you in the next life

04-11-2002, 01:18 AM	#153
Aragollwen Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Physically? North Cali. Mentally? Middle-Earth (duh) Posts: 10	Look at my sig. Then look who didn't talk! __________________ Hey, no one's perfect... except Legolas.

04-11-2002, 03:04 AM	#154
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Class, please welcome your new substitute teacher. "Good morning sir" "My name is Mr Pharazon. But you may call me Ar" Scribbles name on blackboard. "Goood mmorrinniing miiissstteer Ar-Pharazon!" "Good morning class. Time for roll-call." Takes out list from greasy back pocket. "Right, Mr Nine-Finger?" Silence "Mr Frodo Nine-Finger - are you here?" Looks around class over evil and also eerie looking glasses. "Continuing, is his brother, Sauron here?" "Yes sir." Mr Pharazon looks at Sauron. "Jeez! What happened to your eyeball, son!!??"

04-11-2002, 05:13 AM	#157
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	"But Miss Ioreth is a troll." "Hurin Gobsmack, please take Sauron Nine-Finger to Miss Ioreth." "Yes ma'am."

04-11-2002, 05:34 AM	#158
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Saruman: Miss, miss, can I go too? My head hurts. Teacher: Not again, Saruman! You can stay right there, and don't you even think of using the voice on me! Saruman: This is not the child you are thinking of, he may go to the sick bay. Teacher: You are not the child I am thinking of, you may go to the sick bay.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-11-2002 at 05:35 AM.

04-11-2002, 07:20 AM	#159
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	So, Saruman Many-Coloured and Hurin Gobsmack accompanied Sauron The-Deciever to Ioreth, the nurse troll. When Hurin entered to room, he shouted a war cry, and with his sword, lopped off her head. He did this only once.

04-11-2002, 07:34 AM	#160
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	We have a way, of wandering away from the thread, don't we? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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