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12-16-2005, 12:01 AM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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*Shah and Lmm leap over the table and grab maglor, even with his temper he is no match for the pan weilding maggie and the sith lord....y*
Maglor: Ack! I am undone! Maggie: No, you're just going to be put somewhere safe to cool off turkey brains.... Shah: "somewhere safe" comming from maggie could very well be Mordor in her mind. Lord knows WHATS in that girls head. Maggie: Hey! I was thinking more of a mega sized honey jar.... Shah: Oh jesus..... Maggie: Him too. Shah: Oh, he wants nothing TO DO with this. Maglor: Unhand me! Shah: Fine! *grabs his feet* Into the jar you go! *aside to maggie* You mean you used ALL of THIS on GLOR!? Maggie: No, i just drank alot of tea.... Shah: Oh lord....Well, Maglor, regardless of Rian's manipulating of your temper, we will have our eating contest! Maglor: *from inside the honey jar* AHA! And i shall beat thee too it! Rian: Hey! Leave off my role play... Shah: sorry, Maglor is a personal friend, i cannot have that abuse on his person! Lmm: Have to maintain those alliances you know...
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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12-16-2005, 12:34 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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*A knock is heard at the door, it opens and in walks Finrod with...well, all alone actually.*
Finrod: HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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12-16-2005, 03:09 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Fountain Valley, CA
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Lief was very perplexed at the sudden appearance of a door in the forest. However, he shrugged the matter aside. "Welcome, Finrod!" he called through a turkey mouthful. "Join us!"
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12-16-2005, 02:21 PM
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Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In trouble. As usual.
Posts: 4,674
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Acally: Well. The more the merrier
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12-16-2005, 02:25 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,951
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*drops out of a tree*
W: Mwahahaha!!! I shall sow confusion into your ranks by being in two places at once! SHah: *looking up with a mouth full of duck* Mff...Mfhi Mffmaggle! Lmm: Translation please... Shah: *Swallows* HI MAGGIE 2! Otherwise known as "that pesky faerie" Whom i am so tempted to sit upon... W: Dont you dare big ass! Lmm: Oh be quiet and eat. You're only out because I'm at Shah's and I can't remember my other password. Lief: Aw, lookit the cute love birds... Shah: *thwack!* Shut up.... W: Well it's true... Lmm: *SMACK!* W: Ow! LMM: OW! I forgot, smacking one's alter ego still hurts! Shah: Thats why I dont NEED any. Lmm: No, you just have your family dear. Shah: and trust me, thats worse.
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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12-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: I've been told it's all in my head
Posts: 916
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EB walks into the door Finrod enters through..."BAMM!"
"ow" "Where'd the door come from?"
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Beer + Pizza = N'uff said  Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt! 
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12-16-2005, 03:56 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol
Posts: 3,114
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Hip-hip-hooray, INKED is here with new words for everyone! Only one per patron and only the one that fits you!
> NEW WORDS FOR 2006: > > > Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary. > > > 1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline > > was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. > > > 2. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success > > and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. > > >3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming > > upstream only to get screwed and then die in the end. > > > 4. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. > > > 5. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a > > Cube Farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's > > going on. > > > 6. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out > > and whiney. > > > 7. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's > > workplace. > > > 8. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an > > electronic device to get it to work again. > > > 9. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just > > above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are > > often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were > > designed to solve. > > > 10. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message > "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be >located. > > > 11. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize >that >you've just made a BIG mistake. > > > 12. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while walking through a > Cube Farm. > > > 13. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, > > craps on everything, and then leaves So, ...... where's the Scotch? 
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Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941 |
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12-16-2005, 04:30 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Fountain Valley, CA
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Lief mumbled, a little grouchily, "Sorry- my molecules are rather frazzled right now because of all the transporting back and forth between here and the Café. I'm not in the mood to vaporize any more, for the time being. You'll have to go there for Scotch yourself."
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If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." |
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12-16-2005, 04:48 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
Posts: 15,254
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Funny, inked!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun!  Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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12-16-2005, 05:08 PM
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of the House of Fëanor
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
*hands Inked the scotch sheepishly, gets embarrased with self and ducks away to try and think angry thoughts again.*
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12-16-2005, 05:20 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: here and there
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*puts on bright red santa hat*
*waves at the approaching faun* ............................................. The snow starts to gently cascade down slightly heavier... |
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12-16-2005, 05:32 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies.
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Shah: I particularly like the ASSMOSIS one...Very good Inked! *hands him another bottle of scotch*
Lmm: Aha! Posting over at my house! Its like the seattle-hillhopping yo yo! Shah: No kidding, though, i must say, my hills is better than yours. LMM: Is not! Shah: Oh, dont delude yourself...*is smug and drinks scotch* Lmm: You have the best view of downtown, and I have the best view of the Olympics... Shah: You mean I have the best veiw of downtown and Rainer and you have the best veiw of your neighbors tree. LMM: *sigh* at least its a nice tree.... (our actual conversation As typed by Shah.)
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"Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!" |
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12-16-2005, 05:51 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Fountain Valley, CA
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If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." |
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12-16-2005, 05:51 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
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Rian : oh, are you guys at the same place in RL? I'm jealous!!!
*turns a hairdryer on Lief's pizza*
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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12-17-2005, 02:12 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
Posts: 15,254
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Lief : well, my pizza isn't frostbitten anymore, but what's this? *Examines sticky stuff* Hey, is this HAIR GEL or something?
Rian : oh, um, sorry ...  I got kinda in the hair fixing mode with my hairdryer ...*whisks gelly pizza away, hands Lief a nice fresh hot slice*
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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12-17-2005, 11:46 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,773
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Shah: Well, yes, we were, we've parted ways for a bit, but hell. We'll be seeing more of eachother soon enough.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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12-18-2005, 12:09 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Fountain Valley, CA
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Lief's mood brightened considerably. Trying not to think of the starving people in third world countries who would greatly appreciate that half eaten, jell coated slice
 , he readily began to eat the new one. "Thanks!" he said as he finished. "Is everyone ready for desert?" He hesitated. "Or have I just finished before anyone else started?"
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If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." |
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12-18-2005, 12:15 AM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Shah: *looks over too Lief* Hon, you finished before I even got to pick up my fork.
Lief: Oh...well, um, I cna eat some more, to wait for a bit till desert... Shah: Boy, I'm glad that was a big turkey... *begins to pile plate with food*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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12-18-2005, 02:42 PM
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Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ghost
Posts: 1,792
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Katt: Woah, loookit all the little posties. Dosn't ANY of you guy s WORK?
Shah: No. *smack* Katt: *rubs head* Oh. Ok. I do. I guess I should go get some clothes on then. *breaks down* GAGH! I miss you guys! Curse this thing called MONEY! |
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12-19-2005, 12:35 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol
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Anuther roun os Scotch for ev'y'un, Yaaa'lllllllllll
; I hab deuce!We mus' 'elebrahe, cuz Lotesse was mucho nico to meez! 
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Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941 |
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